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Feel Like Making Lunch

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I recently stumbled across the realization that my beer-addled mind has been substituting the word "Love" for the word "Lunch". Now "Whole Lotta Lunch" makes perfect sense. "Way down inside. Darlin' You need it." How did I miss this?

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

lunch is a many-splendored thing

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Me Two Times

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

what the world needs now is lunch sweet lunch

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

the power of lunch
lunch action
is this lunch?
silly lunch songs

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to know what lunch is. I want you to show me.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone Who Knows What Lunch Is (Will Understand)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm all out of lunch, I'm so lost without you

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

The power of lunch
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Lunch with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make lunch your goal

― willem (willem), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch spreads!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't Buy Me Lunch
Can't Help Falling In Lunch With You
What Is This Thing Called Lunch
Lunch For Sale
You Can't Hurry Lunch
(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Lunch & Understanding
True Lunch Waits
State of Lunch and Trust
Lunch My Way
All Is Full Of Lunch
Justify My Lunch
69 Lunch Songs
Lunchless
Crazy Little Thing Called Lunch
Pride (In The Name Of Lunch)
Crazy Lunch, Vol. II
Get Down Make Lunch

― Nick Mirov (nick), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, and "Bizarre Lunch Triangle".

― Nick Mirov (nick), Thursday, 31 July 2003 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)

otherwise known as a sandwich

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 07:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I-I-I'm just a Lunch Machine
And I won't work for nobody but you
(mmmmm-mmmm-mmmm yeah!)

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 07:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Hang On To Your Lunch

Don't Lose Your Grip On Lunch

I Don't Wanna Lose Your Lunch

Don't Throw Your Lunch Away

(Baby Baby) Where Did Our Lunch Go?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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"I’m hungry for your lunch
I’m hungry for your lunch
I’m hungry for your lunch
But I can wait now

I’m on the telephone
And I am all alone
I’m on the telephone
And we’re connected

Chorus:
I got such a lot of lunch
I wanna give it to you
I got such a lot of lunch
I wanna give it to you
I got such a lot of lunch
I wanna give it to you"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"The greatest imperfection is lunch lunch lunch"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ruby, Don't Take Your Lunch To Town

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

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"What the world needs now is lunch, sweet lunch
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is lunch, sweet lunch
No not just for some but for everyone"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:49 (twenty-three years ago)

To Sir With Lunch
Lunch Hangover

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Removal Machine

― willem (willem), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Shack

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh baby lunch, my baby lunch
I need you, oh how I need you

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The Greatest Lunch of All

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that

― Fabrice (Fabfunk), Thursday, 31 July 2003 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sick of lunch... I'm lunch sick.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 31 July 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

You Give Lunch a Bad Name!

― dave q, Thursday, 31 July 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Who would have guessed thatDiana Ross would end up owning this thread?!?

Lunch Hangover:
"If there's a cure for this
I don't want it
I don't want it no
If there's a cure for this
I don't need it
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lunch
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lunch
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lunch
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet lunch"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

The odd thing is the Squirrels have indeed done "Feel Like Makin' Lunch" live...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Lunch (my lunch is rotten to the core)
&
Lunch Stinks

― BrianB, Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Let us not forget, in the midst of sll this jollity, lunch also has a dark side [cigarette lighters on standby for this number please]:

"Lunch hurts, Lunch scars, Lunch wounds and mars
Any heart not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Lunch is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain
Lunch hurts, Ooo-oo Lunch hurts

I'm young, I know, But even so
I know a thing or two - I learned from you
I really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Lunch is like a flame It burns you when it's hot
Lunch hurts, Ooo-oo Lunch hurts

Some fools think of happiness, blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves, I guess
They're not foolin' me
I know it isn't true I know it isn't true
Lunch is just a lie made to make you blue
Lunch hurts, Ooo-oo Lunch hurts

[Guitar Solo]

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true
Lunch is just a lie made to make you blue
Lunch hurts, Ooo-oo Lunch hurts
Ooo-oo, Lunch hurts Ooo-oo"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"Lunch is like a flame It burns you when it's hot"

One of those hot apple pies from McDonalds presumably

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

So This is Lunch?

― scott m (mcd), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I Lunch Paris
I Lunch the Lord
I Lunch Jah

uh

I Lunch Music

― scott m (mcd), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"How Will I Know When It's Lunch?"

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

How could we have forgotten this one 'til now:

"Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
All you need is lunch"

All together now

"All you need is lunch"

Everybody

"All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need."

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Then of course there's the KLF classic: What Time Is Lunch?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Goes Home to Paris in the Spring (?)
Dance Me to the End of Lunch

― Aaron A., Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

david coverdale is confused:

Is this Lunch(That I'm Eatin'?)

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

PiL: This Is Not A Lunch Song

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

John Lydon: "Lunch is 2.5 minutes of squelching noises, it shows your brain's not ticking right"

― dick small, Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Yet another sad tale of lunch gone bad:

"Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunch?

Where is the lunch
You said you'd give to me
soon as you were free
will it ever be
Where is the lunch?

You told me that you didn't lunch him,
and you were gonna say goodbye
but if you really didn't mean it,
why did you have to lie?

Where is the lunch,
you said was mine all mine, till the end of time
was it just a lie
where is the lunch?

If you had had a sudden change of heart
I wish that you would tell me so
don't leave me hangin on the promises
you've got to let me know

Oh how I wish I never met you
I guess it must have been my fate
to fall in love with someone else's lunch
all I can do is wait
(that's all I can do)
yeah yeah yeah"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

John Lydon: "Lunch is 2.5 minutes of squelching noises, it shows your brain's not ticking right"

LOL! Did you see him on that Sunday Morning TV programme a couple of years later when he was asked how he felt about that statement now that he was a married man; and he turned to the camera deadpan and said "I'm up to 3 minutes now - I've been improving my technique"?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Bowie, always the hipster, once wrote a song on what constitutes lunch in this ('83) day and age and how he distrusts it:

Modern lunch - walks beside me
Modern lunch - walks on by
Modern lunch - gets me to the church on time
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party
Church on time - puts my trust in god and man
God and man - no confessions
God and man - no religion
God and man - don't believe in modern lunch

― willem (willem), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Hand in Glunch

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Chic- I Want Your Lunch

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Fucks You Up

― cameron, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Difference Between Men and Women is that Men Want to Eat Out, and Women Don't want the man to leave the house to do it."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Lunch Is In The Air

Lunch Is Like Oxygen

The One I Lunch

You've Got To Hide Your Lunch Away

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Digital Lunch

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Break 4 Lunch

― Keith, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

lunch will keep us together

― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

what is lunch?
baby don't hurt me

― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

LUN CCH

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

no more

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

don't hurt me
no more

LUUUUUNCCCCHHH.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

Lunch

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

Lunch.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

Love

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

i mean Lunch.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

LUNCH

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

SO DELICIOUS, LUNCH

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU WANT, BLT OR TUNA

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

Kinda into BLT, thanks

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

Coke too?

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Definitely

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Wish they had egg salad

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah no shit

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Wanna coke?

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

OK

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

Did you get your chips?

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Haha whoops

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck fritos

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Dude get those madame veyes or whoever mesquite chips

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

Shit's worse than fritos

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

You like Coke zero?

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

No

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

You finished?

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty good

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Banana peppers

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

And red onions

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

ranch sauce

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

only works with the tuna sand

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah fuck you

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

You're the one who got an italian chicken breast.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

dan perry loves breasts.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

chicken is the worst thing here

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah you should have gotten an italian bmt

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

or the tuna sand

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that tuna looked pretty good

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

they scoop it on there like it's ice cream

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

it kind of is

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

[ed. everything at subway sucks way more than the tuna sandwich]. LOVE

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

the moral of this story belongs to subway. and it belongs to tuna sandwiches. be careful out there. and don't be a rich college student or a fat bitch.

― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Before the day I met you, life was so unkind
But your lunch was the key to my pizza - mine!

― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)


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