In Praise of.....Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction

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Attempting to start a new category of thread wherein the merits of certain albums (not simply c/d) are needlessly extolled and rhapsodically waxed over. Herewith my second installment, following my purple-prose-laden tribute to Kiss' Destroyer on Friday night.

Feeling somewhat underwhelmed by the new Jane's Addiction album, Strays (not horrible, but somewhat lacking in the excitement department), I whipped out Nothing's Shocking over the weekend to re-address what it was that first attracted me to the band. Having taken the album somewhat for granted by now (relegating it to its rightful place at the dawn of the 90's, cruelly dwarfed by the sloppy cannonball splash of Nirvana a couple of years later), I sort've stopped listening to it for some reason, generally reaching, inexplicably, for Ritual De Lo Habitual (which, honestly, falls pretty short by the second half, right after the sprawling epicry of "Three Days").

Nothing's Shocking, however, upon re-appraisal is -- to my ears -- a virutally flawless record! There is literally not a duff track herein. I remember buying the LP based solely on the bizarre-o cover art and buzz that surrounded the band, and in a rare fluke, ended up loving every nanosecond of it....forcing it into constant rotation on the collectively-commandeered stereo of my off-campus hovel in my senior year of college. Paring a massive, Zeppelinesque sound while deftly retaining to credibly Punk edge, Jane's Addiction seemed like the perfect band. My mookish metal pals enjoyed Navarro's thick guitar crunch, while the waifish Bauhausfraus dug Perry's junkie-Raggedy-Andy aesthetic and singularly cryptic lyrical fixations. They were at once heavy, funky, weird, austere, funny, scary, melodic, loud, sensual, spooky....I mean, what's not to love?

For "Ocean Size" and "Ted, Just Admit It" alone, this band should be cannonized into the pantheon of untouchable coolness, and if you disagree with me on that point, you're just wallowing in a viscous mudslick of WRONG! I'd completely forgotten about the rude, horn-driven punch of "Idiots Rule" and the trippy gentility of "Summertime Rolls" (not, as it turned out, an ode to seasonal baked goods). The lilting, use-frienly, acoustic & steel drum "Jane Says" being the track that made the girls actually appreciate the record (my friend Sara bought it based on this song alone, only to be scared by the rest of the album's electric tsunami). "Pigs In Zen" being a big, fat, chunky fuck-you of a track, despite Perry's oddballish off-the-cuff commentary in the bridge (no David Lee Roth, he). Once again, not a single bad track. Everyone wins.

Eric A's bass playing is masterfully restrained (in sharp contrast to Dave's flashy, effect-laden guitar antics, Stephen Perkins busy battery and Perry's pipey screech). The cover art (flanked mysteriously by cowhide?) is strange enough to be completely compelling. It's a mastepiece from end to end.

What sayeth ye?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hearing an older Jane's album (though I think it was Ritual de la Habituo or whatever) being played really loudly in a record store in Philly this weekend almost tricked me into thinking I liked them. It was a passing phase. Usually I think they are ok. I hate Jane Says though.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Me like. I'm actually enjoying the new one quite alot too.

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

IMHO AiNYC is OTM.

I had something to say about Summertime Rolls a while back:
TS: Nothing's Shocking v. Ritual De Lo Habitual

Questions:

(i) Whither Eric Avery - didn't he want to rejoin the Janes? Or is he persona non grata?
(ii) Jane's Addiction are to Nirvana as _____________ are to Joy Division...?

Palomino (Palomino), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree...it really does hold up. I ignored it for ages, as--well, I listened to it enough when I was 22, and I had it pegged as obnoxious. Well, it is obnoxious, but so're lots of great recs.

Would it be, "as David Bowie are to JD?" "Neu?"

It's a fair analogy.

M Specktor (M Specktor), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

THE SECOND HALF OF _Ritual..._ IS THE ENTIRE REASON FOR THE ALBUM'S EXISTENCE.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd think Masonic Boom Kate would be able to forgive Flea for all his (supposed) misgivings for his enthusiastic trumpet punctuations in "Idiots Rule" (one of my fav. Janes songs of all, that one).

The thing that gets me most about this album is it's cranked-the-fuck-up energy level. Eric A's somehow simultaneously solid-and-fluid foundations, Stephen Perkins fluttery uber-organic patterings and poundings, Navarro's "Teen Rock-A-Babe" guitar-equivalent-to-hot-beef-injection metallic-oid riffery, and Perry's equal parts junkypunk-and-hippymystic delivery...GOOD GOD MANG!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Eric A's bass playing is masterfully restrained

As I've said before and will say again, Eric A's bassplaying is and forever will be the heart of Jane's for me. Without it, without him, they're nothing, and with him, the whole album is serene-at-max-volume genius.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

THE SECOND HALF OF _Ritual..._ IS THE ENTIRE REASON FOR THE ALBUM'S EXISTENCE.

"Stop" -----> A classic, featuring one of the greatest middle-eights of all recorded time.
"No One's Leaving" ------> Great.
"Ain't No Right" -------> Not quite as great, but still quite good.
"Obvious" -----> A bit more of a slip, but alright.
"Been Caught Stealin'" -------> Back to classic.
"Three Days" ---->TOTAL, UTTER, MAJETIC, GODHEAD
"Then She Did" --------> Lovely.
"Of Course" --------> Utter, Utter, Unlistenably dire crap!
"Classic Girl" ------> Boo hiss! Trite fluff.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stop" ---> Deeply overrated single noted primarily for being at almost a completely undanceable tempo.
"No One's Leaving" ---> Somewhat irritating.
"Ain't No Right" ---> Eh, it's all right.
"Obvious" ---> FANTASTIC. Finally a great song!
"Been Caught Stealin'" ---> Overexposure breeds contempt, but really this a great song.
"Three Days" ---> Oh. My. God. This is just fantastic. I'm tearing up thinking about it.
"Then She Did" ---> IT CONTINUES BEING UTTERLY FANTASTIC. Wow.
"Of Course..." ---> THE BEST CHORUS ON THE ALBUM, HANDS DOWN.
"Classic Girl" ---> This suffers in comparison to the three songs that preceed it but still it has some fantastic guitar work in it.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of Course..." ---> THE BEST CHORUS ON THE ALBUM, HANDS DOWN.

You're on smack.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Absolutely not.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of Course" is as bad as "Three Days" is magnificent.....which is considerable.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Dan. But "Three Days" is still better. ;-) "Then She Did" is the secret highlight.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, "Of Course" is just awful beyond comprehension. That violin should be smashed to pieces, and the strings used to garote Perry until he stops his incessant "La La"'ing at the end. Ugh! Rancid, masturbatory piffle.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That violin makes the song along with the lyrics and the soaring vocal line in the chorus that hits all of those fantastic color notes in the chords. The whole thing is constructed like an art song duet.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

....yet it's still irritating beyond belief, and sticks out like a steaming turd on an otherwise gorgeously woven prayer rug.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, do you smoke pot?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of Course" gives Alex flashbacks! Evil, face-slapping flashbacks!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! No, seriously though, I'm just trying to get at the heart of his revulsion for that one song. I mean, I don't know, if one is going have a "rockist", album-oriented approach to listening I've never seen the point of getting too worked up over a bum track (which "Of Course" is not) on an otherwise enjoyable record.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been actively avoiding listening to the new Jane's Addiction album.
It's there, sitting in my "to listen to" pile, but I always grab something else.
I think that Nothing's Shocking was such a watershed album for me - an essential part to the soundtrack to my first couple years of university - that I'm afraid of Strays and how damning it might be.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Whether or not I partake of the sweet leaf shouldn't factor into the weighing of a track's merit. Are you suggesting that I have to be stoned to enjoy it, and that otherwise I'm not hearing it in its proper context? I think that's a sockfull of poppycock.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"....yet it's still irritating beyond belief"

Yep. I said the same thing on an earlier Jane's thread.

Nothing's Shocking is one of the few albums I ever ended up putting on and playing bass along with in the bedroom. I think the bassline on "Had a Dad" is one of my favorites.

earlnash, Monday, 4 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Just wanted to join the chorus in praise of "Of Course": Of Corse roxx Alex UR on crak!

J (Jay), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The hay-tahs are completely mental. "Of Course..." is the most emotionally-engaging song on the album!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what I'm saying, Alex! It was just a joke (y'know 'cos the record's so trippy). I know that when it came out I was pretty much getting high all the time, and I thought the whole record was one of the greatest things I'd ever heard! I pretty much agree w/ Dan, the second half is where it's at. That's where they fulfilled the promise of Nothing's Shocking, took you places no other group did, tapped into the same mystical x-factor that once upon a time Led Zep had; and that's mostly due to the imagination, expansiveness and stylistic daring of the last four tracks. "Of Course"'s ethnic forgery always seemed pretty central to the experience.

Perhaps you just have a fundamental aversion to the sonorities of the violin?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

My problems with "Of Course" are pretty much that is simply doesn't go anywhere. The violin is simply grating, and the to-&-fro pace just makes me queasy. I don't think the lyrics are all that shit-hot either.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, not only does "Of Course" not really go anywhere, but it takes FOREVER doing so.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You're really alone on this one, Alex.

J (Jay), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If being right means being alone, so be it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of Course" goes straight to that soaring line in the chorus!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep but not pompous, soft but not limp, broodingly fucking epic and heartbreaking to boot, you could make the argument that "Then She Did" is the best song the band ever did.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Then She Did" is inarguably superior to "Of Course,".....whereas everything on Nothing's Shocking is genuinly, untouchably brilliant.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

whereas everything on Nothing's Shocking is genuinly, untouchably brilliant

J Glances skeptically at "Thank You Boys . . ."

J (Jay), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pigs In Zen" is not brilliant. Enjoyable yes, brilliant no.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thank You Boys" hardly counts. And it's funny, unlike the "Sex Drugs Rock'n'Roll" bit on Ritual....

"Pigs in Zen" is fucking brilliant, Daniel, and I won't hear another word against it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pigs In Zen" is fucking Brilliant in the ass and Brilliant is NONE TOO PLEASED.

Really Alex, in what way is saying "Pigs In Zen" enjoyable saying words against it?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just warning you ahead of time before you plunge headlong into your usual contrarian tactics.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, but it does count! It's on the track list and everything, unlike the Ian Dury cop. Furthermore, it's really unfunny--it was clearly some sort of stupid in-joke that should never have been put on the record, and is only there because there's no logical way to transition between "Jane Says" and "Pigs in Zen." And the live version of "Pigs" on the XXX release is miles better.

J (Jay), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

When the hell has Dan ever been a contrarian? Or did I miss the implicit smiley?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, "Pigs in Zen" wasn't on the original LP. The live version on the Triple X record is better, yes.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's all I'm saying.

J (Jay), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This album rocks. I let it lie for the most part of the mid 90's getting into different strains of dance music. But after going through a rough patch around 98 i dug it out again (actually buying a new copy) and used it to kick a long obnoxious dope habit.

The endorphin rush that it gave got me over one of the hardest parts of my life.

Praise Be.

hector (hector), Monday, 4 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Much as I'm not keen to derail this thredd any further with non-Nothing's Scocking talk (amazing album btw, esp the awesome "Summertime Rolls" and "Standing In The Shower Thinking"), I feel the need to weigh in with some more love for "Of Course".

Put simply, if you don't LOVE this song, you're on so much crack your ears are full of blood (cos that's what happens, I'm told).

A telling testament to its enduring greatness: I was working on the door at my friend's club in London's trendy Shore***** last saturday, the last band finished, and on came The Flaming Lips' "The Gash", at which the whole room/queue started bobbing their shoulders like it was fuckin' Missy or something. Then the queue disappeared as everyone went in, and the Lips were followed by "Of Course"...and the room lit up in grins of "awwww, shit" recognition, and I was singing my stoopid heart out at the door, and this couple appeared around the corner towards the entrance, and they could obviously hear the tune from outside the venue, and they were grinning like fools and singing along too, and we all spotted/caught each other at the same time, and *carried on singing*...and it was beautiful.

"One must-eat-the-o-ther..."

Word.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 4 August 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

A nice story. The song is still crap, though.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 4 August 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*shoots self* I give in. I tried.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of Course" is one of the highlights of this BAND'S ENTIRE CAREER - for me. There are two songs on Ritual... that give me goosebumps from start to finish: these are "Three Days" (but of course!) and "Of Course" (of cou...er, natch). However, the only Janes Addiction song I've ever heard in a dream = "Of Course". Honestly, without that song, that chorus, that violin riff, there would be an enormous whopping VOID in Ritual.... Like The Dude's rug it "really tied the [album] together".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Lordy lordy lordy. Et Tu, Nickalicious? Alright....maybe I've been missing the boat all this time. I vow to dig this album back out and give the track another try. It just doesn't move me, though, I have to say.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Is "Ted, Just Admit It" really about Ted Bundy? For some reason I always assumed it was about Ted Turner.

Ben Dot, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ummm. You were mistaken.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

it's about ted dibiase

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought it was about Ted Nugent

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of being stoned and listening to this album....I haven't listened to it in its entirety or really at all since 1993. Trippin my brains out on acid I flipped out. This album was playing at the time, freaked me out beyond belief. Since then everytime I listen to it, i have a panic attack.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Man what a package! Even the cover art makes me wanna always have it around. It draws anyone even slightly curious in for a peek.
Here's the deal according to Herm:

Up The Beach/Ocean Size - These dramatic openers let you know right away that this isn't the typical 3-chord rock B.S. True power by art.

Had A Dad - Killer attitude from Perry here. The lyrics didn't do much more than depress me but the song is very hard and tight.

Ted, Just Admit It - Just listen to this song already! Bundy would have been proud. This is like Brian Wilson on better drugs. So much to say about this track, so little space. It's like one of those Paul MaCartney tunes where you love him for not making 3 or 4 songs from the one just to fill an album and cash in (now honey).

Standing In The Shower Thinking - Interesting lyrics... This one had to kinda grow on me, but I love the stuff about "power and the ways a man can use it".

Summertime Rolls - I want to make a whole album of this. This is psychedelia at it's best and also one of THE best songs by Jane's Addiction. The lyrics are enough to make me want to rehabilitate and switch to heroin if I could lay out imagery like this. And the bass!

Mountain Song - This is one of those that remind me that Dave loves Zeppelin as much as the rest of us. Perry's tone makes this even heavier. I still can't help but to think of The Beatle's "Taxman" due to the lyrics.

Idiots Rule - Absolutley perfect, has that RHCP taste but again the lyrics and Perry Farrell's vocals make this original.

Jane Says - Well you know it's like hearing Stairway - I am almost jaded to it. I was listening to this today smoking a big fatty on the way to work and it reminded me of getting out of the Military Police and into art school down in Vincennes Indiana back in '93. When I heard this and 3 Days I thought that between JA and RHCP's the world was finally saved from cheesey hair bands, and all was well. Thank you Ryan Uhte.

Thank You Boys - Even if you are not a musician you would probably dig this. Slam down a martini while this track plays and you will feel pretty good about life. And it is just one more chance to hear that perfect voice, however little.

Pig's In Zen - For those of us dreaming of Perry replacing whoever Iommi drags around these days for a lead singer: this the shizznit.

Srays is not near as good as this OR Ritual but let it grow on you for even a day and a true JA fan is hooked.

And don't buy that garbage about Ritual going stale after 3 Days. Then She Did is like 10 Years Gone, a beautiful song full of fearless emotion. Of Course is also one of my favorites. It gives me that "Paint it Black"/shaman/trance vibe that I have yet to find enough of out there.

S. Herman Smith, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Take away Avery's bassline on "Been Caught Stealing" and the song falls apart.

I've heard a dozen bands cover this song and they never are able to properly capture the swing of the studio verison. Click track or not, Avery's bass is spot on. I saw Flea play it once and I don't think he hit it perfectly.

Also, Avery was a key songwriter especially in the early days. It's too bad Farrell's ego got in the way of inclusion for the reunion.

Farrell is such a shitty singer but what continually amazes me about Jane's is that his voice works in the context of the band. He's never as compelling live but damn the guy carried his weight fine on the studio stuff.

don weiner, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
oh oh oh

summertime rolls

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

halfway through the album, haven't listened to it in years. It IS flawless, thank god I had this album when I was fifteen or sixteen or whatever, what else could I have listened to that would have matched all the awfulness and rage that was in me at that time?

I can't decide what is best, the great basswork, the beer-keg drumming, perry's yowl? Fuckin' Navarro just makes me laugh now, what a character, the guitar on this album is five inches away from cheese but it works so well; listening back to this it strikes me as such a completely radio-friendly album, Navarro borrows so many little motifs and progressions from metal.


god it's serious as serious can be.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 19 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

:-) Teeny is spectacular! And yes, now's the time of year when that song becomes crucial. A perfect moment.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Still a fucking masterpiece.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

One day soon I'll give this another listen, because even back when I used to listen to funk-metal (you know, when funk-metal bands roamed the earth) I never quite got this group. I mean, I like some stuff, but don't really understand the passion people feel for them. What did they do right that other bands (say, the Chili Peppers) do wrong? Or am I going about this the wrong way? [Innocent question, btw, before people pounce.) Maybe it's just hard for me to process, given how generally insufferable Perry seems?

If memory serves - and again, it's been a while - I liked the high points of album number two a lot more, uneven though the album may be. For example, I at least remember liking "Three Days," even if it's been well over a decade since I hear it.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ Third album.

Eugenecist Levy (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

Exactly.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

"Three Days" is like "Starship Trooper," you know? All these interesting bits, virtually any one of which a lesser band would've build a whole song around. I frankly don't see any real comparison between Jane's and RHCP, other than the fact that they're almost contemporaneous and from LA. RCHP were punks who loved funk. Jane's was a rock band, and during their heyday, one with three pretty good instrumentalists. (If you listen to Strays, I think it's immediately apparent how important Eric Avery's loping bass lines were to the band's sound. The new guy just kind of anchored the low end, for the most part, and it just wasn't that interesting any more.)

mitya, Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

RCHP were punks who loved funk. Jane's was a rock band

Not sure of the distinction here. Unless you're saying that Jane's were secret shredders or something, but the guitarists/bassists in both bands are equally choperific rock monsters, at least to my ears.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

This album ruled my days and nights for about three years. At eighteen I found it alternately terrifying and elating. A total, unmitigated, stone-cold classic.

That said, I had to quit it altogether, one of the few records I hold in such esteem that I NEVER listen to it...I dunno maybe out of fear that if I bring less than my best attention to it I am letting us both down...

wrt funk-metal PLEASE stop that & keep it away from this band. With the exception of a few tracks ("Shower," "Idiots," "Stealing"), Eric A. never went there. It's like calling Zeppelin the same thing for "The Crunge" and "Trampled Underfoot."

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

Flea is a rock monster?? Hmmmm...

Eric A. had close to zero chops but more sensibility and ROCK in his little toenail.

Also, Navarro & Perkins weren't "secret" shredders...they were drafted into Perry's project precisely for their metal musicianship with the knowledge he could use them as he pleased.

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

One can only imagine what his big toenail was capable of.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

you can italicize thread titles? intersting

and then it comes to me... like an epiphany (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

Big toenail was capable of Alanis Morissette...?

Also it auditioned for Metallica.

Little toenail >>>>>>> big toenail

Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

You Won eBay Item:Janes Addiction vintage concert rock tee T shirt Medium (330324412242)

ian, Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

"Three Days" is like "Starship Trooper"=otm. "then she did" is sorta like "south side of the sky" too. never got into this one as much though

kamerad, Sunday, 26 April 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

nine years pass...

How many people still use "I'm in the midst of a traaaau-ma, leave a message I'll call you back" on their voicemail?

john. a resident of evanston. (john. a resident of chicago.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:39 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

and the water is so fucking hot

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 1 October 2021 22:54 (four years ago)


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