John Mayer's new single will be called "Bigger Than My Body"

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At my signal...UNLEASH JOKES!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.johnmayer.com/images/static/DallasRJ5.jpg

I AM A TOWERING ROCK GIANT.

― Xii (Xii), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Your Huge Body is an Engorged Wonderland"

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 4 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly it's a reference to his lack of talent. oh ha ha ha ha!

― the gospel (call mr. lee), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

So I saw a ridiculous feature on him on the tv show "Sunday Morning" on CBS where he stated something like "at the least I hoped to be as big a star as Buddy Guy when I turned 60, but now I'm even bigger and I'm only 25." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh. The young girls in the concert shots were just drooling as they looked up at him. It was as frightening as hearing his syrupy pap.

― Steve Kiviat (Steve K), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

How come the rocket up his ass hasn't gone off yet?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

From the look on his face I'd say it had.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I've never seen anyone rock so hard in a golf shirt. He shouldn't overexert himself that way.

― rgeary (rgeary), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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