Create your own atrocious MOR 1970s Scott Walker album...

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...in the vein of Any Day Now and Stretch.

(Self-cannibalizing joke follows.)


My track listing for Do You Know What I Mean (Fontana, 1974)

The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)
Big Yellow Taxi
In the Year 2025
Do You Know What I Mean
Incense and Peppermints (as a ballad)
Ode to Billie Joe
Stand by Your Man (as a country-funk number)
The Logical Song
Crocodile Rock
Oh Me Oh My (I'm a Fool for You Baby)
Idiot Wind (3:35 edit)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Except the Logical Song didn't come out until 1979.

dleone (dleone), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Replace it with "Summer Breeze," then.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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hasn't eno done all of those songs, btw?

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that was on Music for Airports, Vol. 5.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Create your own atrocious Scott Walker avant-garde album

1. Do I Hear 21-21-21 (remembering Jacques Derrida)
2. The Bear-Baiter
3. Barman See Barman
4. Song With Very Loud Organ Sounds And Loony Singing
5. Track 2
6. Track With Naff Guitar Solo And Fretless Base
7. Track 9
8. Hail Mary

Susan (Susan), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(The first one would be better dedicated to Foucault as it would hint at his taste for young grad students.)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Help Me Make It Through the Night (Fontana, 1975):

Roundabout
You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You
Help Me Make It Through the Night
Find the Cost of Freedom/Love the One You're With (Medley)
Spanish Harlem
Me & Mrs. Jones
Another Saturday Night
Brown Eyed Girl
December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night) (running time: 9:24)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Single:

December, 1963 (radio edit) b/w "Theme from a Fistful of Dollars" (lyrics by Ady Semel)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist, you cannot keep robbing bands of their hits before they have a chance to hit: Oh What A Night is '76.

dleone (dleone), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You should give him something off Main Course

dleone (dleone), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Nights on Broadway"?

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Mandy
2. Annie's Song
3. When I Need You
4. It's Too Late
5. A Man Needs A Maid
6. Send In The Clowns
7. Don't Give Up On Us
8. Don't Cry For Me, Argentina
9. Loving You
10. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Rainy Days And Mondays
Baby I'm A Want You
Everybody's Talkin'
Piano Man
Tie A Yellow Ribbon
Precious And Few
Oh Lucky Man
Smoke On The Water
Wild Horses
The Tin Man
Planet Caravan
(There's Got To Be A) Morning After

Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Susan: funniest post ever.

harveyw (harveyw), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the harder I try to get what's going on in this thread, the more convinced I am that I should go back to bed

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe we should extend our theatre into present time so we could make such great creations as

Scott Walker It's Only Rock N Roll But I Hate Myself (V2, 2003)

1. Favourite Things
2. Crystal (either the Husker Du or the New Order, I'm not fussy)
3. Jeremy
4. Intro Inspection
5. Rise and Fall
6. Don't Mess with my toot-toot
7. Sing for the Moment
8. The Cheeky Song
9. Earth Shaking Event
10. When I'm Cleaning Windows
11. My Heart Will Go On (feat. Marc Almond)
12. Do you know Squarepusher?

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 10 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You should give him something off Main Course

-- dleone (d_leon...), August 8th, 2003 1:17 PM. (dleone) (link)

"Nights on Broadway"?

-- amateurist (amateuris...), August 8th, 2003 1:21 PM. (amateurist) (link)

You laugh, but Scott Walker would have done a fantastic cover of "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)"

J

p.s i kinda haterz this thread

J (Jay), Sunday, 10 August 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they really so atrocious? Scott 1 and 2 have plenty of MOR on them too. I quite enjoy a bit of ScottMOR every now and then.

Dadaismus (Dada), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was being a little tongue and cheek. I catch myself rocking out to the second side of Til the Band Comes In now and then, and even Stretch isn't completely irredeemable.

I just like the idea of speculating on what would albums would have been made if Nite Flights and his subsequent avant-career had never happened, and he had continued in the AOR vein until the present day.

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be "tongue IN cheek" I suppose.

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha susan's post is killer funny

duane, Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

SCOTT WALKER’S ‘DANCE’ ALBUM! 

One of the most enigmatic artists of his or indeed any generation, Scott Walker is not known for his prolific output. And yet he has completed a brand new album in double quick time. What’s more it’s a contemporary dance album!

Not one to worry about challenging his fans, Walker hasn’t made a dance record in the Fat Boy Slim sense of the word, but has instead recorded a work that was commissioned by the South Bank Centre in London to be staged and performed by a dance company.

The result is an instrumental piece in four movements entitled And Who Shall Go To The Ball? And What Shall Go To The Ball? The 25-minute long piece was written in the wake of his last studio album, The Drift, which was released in 2006 and which saw him collect the MOJO Icon Award at that year’s MOJO Honours List.

Following its premier at Manchester’s Contact Theatre on April 26, the piece has been performed throughout Europe by the Candoco (pronounced Can-doo-co) dance company who return to these shows for a series of performances that will coincide with the album’s release.

Despite the album being a vocal-free work, Walker himself has commented on the subject matter which has inspired him.

“Apart from a slow movement given over to solitude, the music is full of edgy and staccato shapes or cuts, reflecting how we cut up the world around us as a consequence of the shape of our bodies,” he states. “How much of a body does an intelligence need to be potentially socialised in an age of ever-developing A.I. ? This is but one of many questions that informed the approach to the project.”

The album is out on 4AD on September 24 as a limited edition deluxe package that, according to the label, “will never be re-pressed”.

And Who Shall Go To The Ball? And What Shall Go To The Ball? will be performed at the following dates:

September 25 & 26 London, Southbank Centre, QEH
October 16 & 17 Poole, Lighthouse
October 23 Sheffield, Crucible
October 26 University of Herts, Hatfield
November 8 Leicester, Peepul Centre
November 15 Malvern Theatre
November 24 Newcastle Dance City

Mark G, Monday, 20 August 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

Scott Walker progs out

I give you the track listing for Isildur's Folly (Fontana 20XX?):

1) The Endless Enigma, pt. 1
2) Heart of the Sunrise
3) Starless*
4) The Musical Box
5) Xanadu**
6) Refugees
7) Thick as a Brick (opening)
8) Your Own Special Way
9) The Endless Enigma, pt. 2

* Actually, that would be pretty damn good, come to think of it...
** Rush, of course, not Olivia N-J & ELO

Joe, Monday, 20 August 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

** Rush, of course, not Olivia N-J & ELO

And why the trousers not?

Mark G, Monday, 20 August 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

Because last time I checked, Olivia N-J & ELO's "Xanadu" isn't exactly a prog song, the theme of the list. If we were to do one from the Xanadu soundtrack to fit in for the MOR 70s albums, I'd say "Magic" or "Suspended in Time".

Though I wrote that list initially joking, the more I hear it in my head, the more convinced I am that Scott Walker doing a rendition of "Starless" (just the opening verses, minus all the instrumental section stuff and beyond) would be absolutely classic. While the lyrics are not well-suited at all, I could also hear his voice working out well with songs from the first K.C. album (e.g. "Moonchild" or "Court of the Crimson King"). Doing "Your Own Special Way" might have held up as a syrupy ballad on one of the Stretch-era albums.

Joe, Monday, 20 August 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)


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