Is it just me, or does every character in every Victorian era period drama deserve to be blasted with a giant diarreah cannon?

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My wife is watch that "Importance of being Earnest" movie, and man, would I love to rip off Ween's Poop Ship Destroyer idea and just blast Colon Firth with a fresh spray of liquid shit. I hate those movies. The same goes with Sense and Sensibility. KA-Splurt!!!!

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, this is nt an ILM thread at all. Sorry, I got the wrong IL* page. Oh well, answers would be appreciated anyhow and I'm to lazy to cut&paste it onto ILX.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Excuse me while I vomit.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw dood! All over my shoes! Fuck!

Cleanup in Aisle Seven!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Man. This movie my wife is watching is Class V Horseshit. I wish Reese Witherspoon would drown in a 10,000 gallon vat of chimp shit.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in love! >swoon<

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

giant diarrhea canon

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Tonights feature:
Helena Bonham Carter in Room with a Pooh.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Tonights feature:
Anthony Hopkins in Howard...ahem...'End'

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, those movies are shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Agreed. The only good Anthony Hopkins flick is one where he kills somebody or something in it.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear Sir,

I read your thread with a growing feeling of alarm. How can I suffer to allow my feelings on this matter to be so ignored - nay, trampled - without putting pen to paper? The courgettes and lettuces Morrow has planted are growing apace, and we will soon have carrots too, he says! Fanny has returned from London with bows and ribbons. We are to have a ball at Margate! I do hope that Captain Wardell will attend - I prithee, do not tell a soul of my affection toward him!

I have purchased the Nashville Pussy CD. They are rather bold.

Give my love to Molly and the children.

Colin.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Dearest Colin,

That Nashville Pussy is absolutely smashing. I shall endevaour to see perform their compositions when they visit the Covent Gardens come next Mayday.
Have you finished your needlepoint project of the cover to "Reign In Blood" yet?
Molly and the little pixies send their love.

Much platonic love,
Lord Luther Custos X Anarchi-Arcani, ESQ, Retired.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the one flick where Anthony Hopkins sends Mick Jagger to go steal Emilio Estevez' body OUT OF TIME was pretty good, except for the soundtrack done by the Scorpions.

also, i wonder if this all means that you won't be watching "Regency House" when it finally airs.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Dearest Lord Custos,

I have a serling idea. You and I shall go to Bath to see Nashville Pussy! I will send my footman to collect you. Pray do not bring Molly, as I fear that their music is too modern for her delicate sensibilities.

The new Rector has arrived. Elizabeth thinks him to be worth some five hundred pounds a year! He is fond of hunting, or so Chadwick has told me.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Dearest Colin,

What a possitively wonderful idea!
The Rector is fond of hunting...but not for game...if you catch my drift. But you heard none of this from myself. For I am not one to gossip.

offtopic
I have a serling idea...
You have just crossed over...into the Twilight Zone...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

postscriptum
also, Chadwick is a cad and a bounder. I would not leave him alone with the silver tea service.

signed,
Lord Luther Custos X Anarchi-Arcani-Forsethesque-Smythe, ESQ, Retired.

offtopic
I have a serling idea...
You have just crossed over...into the Twilight Zone...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

*Funniest exchange EVAH!*

Lol/ Chortle/ Snort.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

And then they'd all go to the Diarrhea Gardens of (blanking on the rest of the name here), right?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I have no intention of opening that link, I can assure you most certainly.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Why are Americans unable to spell diarrheoa?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you spell it anyway?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"The Trots"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hershey(TM) Squirts" is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I have no intention of opening that link, I can assure you most certainly.

It's just a link to amazon's listing of Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes, for heaven's sake.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't believe you. How could something with a name like that be safe for work? It sounds like a concept dreamt up by the Jackass crew.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

It's perfectly safe, colin. I clicked it.
Though, I have to admit, Christine GLD...what does Steve Martin have to do with Montezumas Revenge?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The Diarrhea Gardens is the subject of one of the stories in Cruel Shoes. (And I thought someone here would recgonize it. Oh, well.)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

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