Who put the Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine?

MRS. MURPHY COULD NOT SLEEP
HER NERVES WERE SLIGHTLY OFF THE BEAT
UNTIL SHE SOLVED HER PROBLEM WITH A CAN OF OVALTINE
SHE DRANK A CUPFUL EVERY NIGHT AND OH HOW SHE WOULD DREAM UNTIL SOMETHING ROUGH GOT IN THE STUFF AND
MADE HER NEARLY SCREAM

WHO PUT THE BENZEDRINE IN MRS. MURPHY'S OVALTINE
SURE IS A SHAME, DON'T KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME
'CAUSE THE OLD LADY DIDN'T EVEN CATCH HIS NAME

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT STUFF
NOW SHE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
NO MAN, THAT GUY'S A SQUARE

SHE NEVER EVER WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP
SHE SAYS THAT EVERYTHING IS SOLID ALL REET
NOW MR. MURPHY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
'CAUSE SHE WENT AND PUT THE OLD MAN OUT, CLOUT

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT STUFF
NOW SHE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
NO MAN, THAT GUY'S A SQUARE

I know a lively fellow who is really quite unique
He's small and smart and yellow with a rodent-like physique
He doesn't play the cello, and he never gains to speak
He's the Stongbad's little rebel, and the just call him The Sneak...

If you've got a caper then you know who to call
It's the Sneak, It's the Sneak
Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall (DohDohDohDeeLohDoh)
It's the Sneak, It's the Sneak
That charming little whatsit that's the Strongman's greatest pal
It's the Sneak, It's the Sneak
He did the holly golly on the Panama Canal (Doo Wacka Doo Wacka Doo)
It's the Sneak

Who's the dodgey Jack and "H" with moxie and pizzazz?
It's the Sneak (Yes Sir!), It's the Sneak
Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz?
(DohDohDohDeeLohDoh) It's the Sneak

Who capture's all the clever girl's affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?

He's dastardly, He loves catastrophe

His schemes are masterly
Sixteen and half past three
that sneaky Sneak is sneaking all over town

He dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine (Humdinger!)
Is it the Sneak? (Twenty Eight Skadoo!) it's the Sneak
He put a Bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine (Auch du liban!)
It's the Sneak,
You know it's the Sneak, the sneakedy Sneak all day long!

You've read about rough men and places
In books that you keep on the shelf.
Well, say, I'm so rough, sometimes I'm so tough
That I must be polite to meself.
Me pals is a couple of bull-dogs.
With mustard I sweetens me tea.
There's only two guys in this world who is tough
And both of them babies is me.

I live over the wiaduct, down by the winegar woiks.
It's easy to find me; the street's full of shacks;
I live in the one that is right on the tracks.
Ev'ry night we go dancing down at O'Reilly's or Boiks.
We chains all the childrens to fences and logs
We do it to keep 'em from bitin' the dogs.
Say, I live over the wiaduct, down by the winegar woiks.

The bloke what lives right on the corner
Keeps lions and tigers for pets.
And then there's me pard
That guy is so hard
That he chews all the nails that he gets.
When you see two guys shooting cannons
You know that they couldn't agree.
Now all of this sounds like their tough babies, but,
Them fellers is weaklin's to me.

I live over the wiaduct, by the winegar woiks.
The men all sing bass with a voice like a horn;
We kill all the tenors as soon as they're born.
All the girls are the fairest, down at Mc.Gurgle's and Goik's.
A sheik with a car took out Molly Malone;
He wouldn't get fresh, so she made him walk home.
I live over the wiaduct, down by the winegar woiks.
Hey hey.

I got mad at the Cheat. Uh.