I Hate the Kids.

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Nothing but a lepton -
With no reason to exist -
Not even worth my hate -
On the bottom of my list -

I hate the kids -
They got no right to live -
Lowest form of life -
They go no right to live -

They make me mad -
And I'll tell you why -
They're skateboard fags -
Why don't they just die -

Worthless beings -
Snotty fools -
Pathetic microbes -
Thinking they're so cool -
Think they're so cool -

Just worthless insects -
Genetic debris -
Exterminate all bugs -
With agent Zyklon B -
Oh please -

I hate the kids -
I hate their clothes -
I hate their stupid looks -
When I play my rock-n-roll -

And I won't rest -
Until the judgment day -
Then we'll see who's best -
Just mark the words I say -

I call imothep -
Destroyer of worlds -
Kill all fools -
Thinking they're are so cool -
Thinking they're are so cool -
Thinking they're are so cool -
C'mon -

I hate - hate the kids -
They're not cool -

I hate - hate the kids -
Get back to school -

I hate - hate the kids -
Skateboard maggot -

I hate - hate the kids -
Virus faggot -

I hate - hate the kids -
Suck my asshole -

I hate - hate the kids -
Destroyer of worlds -

I hate the kids -

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

something tells me they don't love you all that much, either

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah -

Hi-ridin' daddy-o -
Prince of the rodeo -
Spur-hump hey-ho let's go -
Prince of the rodeo -
Fornicator of the lasso -
Prince of the rodeo -
Sperminator of the asshole -
Prince of the rodeo -

Shoot the chute -
Pull the flute -
I'm back in the saddle -
The world's most promising cowboy -

Lo-ridin' daddy-o -
Prince of the rodeo -
Sexy denim romeo -
Prince of the rodeo -
Rhinestone homo rock-n-roll -
Prince of the rodeo -
Buns of steel Geronimo -
Prince of the rodeo -

Jerk that calf -
Half-n-half -
I'm back in the saddle -
The world's most progressive cowboy -

And don't forget the clown -

I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low -
Prince of the rodeo

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

are these Roger Waters lyrics?

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Here we come -

Walk the streets, what do I see -
Shit on legs approaching me -
Alright I really want it -
Oh yeah I gotta have it -

Come on baby and dance again -
Jerk that head and be my friend -
Merging Zeus and Spartacus -
Rendezvous with anus -

B.O.S. Buns of steel -
Spandex ass to make me kneel -
Gonna give you electric shock -
Gonna give you electric rock -

Come on baby and dance again -
Jerk that head and be my friend -
Merging Zeus and Spartacus -
Rendezvous with anus -

Looking good and feeling clean -
Classic buttocks on the scene -
Cars go by they're out of luck -
Eyeball ass - eyeball stuck! -

Come on baby and dance again -
Jerk that head and be my friend -
Merging Zeus and Spartacus -
Rendezvous with anus -

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What kinds of guitars do you own?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I am so tempted to post another TRBNGR lyric set, but..

Fender 40th Annv. Strat
Fender Acoustic (Korean-made, I think)
Fender Precision Bass lyte
2 Squire Afinity strats
Squire 5-String P-bass special
Danelectro Inuendo
Washburn N-2
DeArmond Jetstar Special
Ibanez GAX70
Samick acoustic

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one is your favourite?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ehh. Tough. Toss up between Fender 40th Anv. and DeArmond Jetstar. (one single coil, one humbucker, you know, apples and oranges.) I'm not counting the basses in there. But I like the P-Bass Lyte better, even though it needs some soldering work.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you be able to do the soldering work yourself or will you have to get someone else to do it?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I don't have an iron at present time, but I'll probably do it myself eventually. Right now I just have to remember not to touvh the knobs while playing, unless I want a big crackly noise to come out.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have a car?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the fuck are you? Yes, I have a car. In fact, I'm gonna have 2 in a week. You are one inquisitive motherfucker.

But, yeah. Why?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you going to have two cars?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a new guitar! It's really great!

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Because my stint in the military is going to be over, but my wife still has 2 years left, and I'm going to need to find a job, so it will be useful to have the ability for my wife to drive to one place and me to drive to another at the same time and not have to deal with dropping off/picking up plans. Also, I want to use up as much petroleum as possible before I die becaue I do't plan on having any kids.

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you asking all these questions? You don't really have to answer that, because it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm gonna log offa here so I can jack off to internet porn five or six times before I go to bed. Have a good night, I might check back on this tomorrow sometime. If get drunk in the afternoon.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I might be listening to David Allen COe while I get drunk in the afternoon tomorrow. Good night.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a 1960 Gibson archtop!!

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

fourth best thread ever

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Turbonegro are coming to Detroit in September!

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hooray.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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