TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

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"Pretty Girls Make Graves" vs "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach"
"Panic" vs ""Face It, You're A Metal Band"
"Girlfriend in a Coma" vs "I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt"
"Hand in Glove" vs "I Gave NAMBLA a Picture of Your Kid"
"I'm The End of the Family Line" vs "I Snuck a Retard into the Sperm Bank"

― dave q, Sunday, 17 August 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Smiths' Tribute to Anal Cunt U+K

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 17 August 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Found Found Found" vs "I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth"

― dave q, Monday, 18 August 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Queen is Dead" vs "Eazy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"

― dave q, Monday, 18 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

• Suffer Little Children vs I Gave Your Kids AIDS So I Could Watch It Die
• Meat Is Murder vs I Ate Your Horse

The 'Cunt, as their fans never called them, actually cover The Smiths on a tribute* album, called The World Still Won't Listen (I think). It's on Too Damn Hype Records. I can't remember which song they do and am too lazy to check. The Meatmen are on it as well.

*Loosest use of the term evah, obviously

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 August 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

subtitle: The Gayest Guy on Earth vs. "I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth"

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"bengali in platforms" vs. "don't call japanese hard core japcore"
"the hand that rocks the cradle" vs. "i lit your baby on fire"
"hairdresser on fire" vs. "you are an interior decorator"
"this charming man" vs. "you rollerblading faggot"
"the teachers are afraid of the pupils" vs. "being ignorant is awesome"

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

At least the Smiths knew when to call it quits -- er I mean, at least AC knew when to keep going.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Barbarism Begins at Home" vs "Domestic Violence is Really Really Funny"
"Sing Your Life" vs "No, I Don't Want to Do a Split 7" With Your Band"

― dave q, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Meat is Murder" vs "We just disagree"
"This Charming Man" vs "Being a cobbler is dumb"
"London" vs "you live on a houseboat"
"Sing your life" vs "You play on a softball team"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

"suffer little children" vs. "i like drugs and child abuse"
"panic" vs. "limp bizkit thinks they're black, but they're really just gay"
"big mouth strikes again" vs. "kicking joe bonny's ass"
"meat is murder" vs. "into the oven"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"heaven knows i'm miserable now" vs. "you got your ass kicked by morrisey"

― rfsresui, Monday, 1 December 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

one did a song about skinheads ("national front disco"). the other did a song skinhead-style ("stayin' alive" done oi! style).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Santa Claus is a Cunt" vs...?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Barbarism Begins at home" vs "I like playing with little kiddies"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

November Spawned A Monster vs Your Kid Is Deformed
Girlfriend In A Coma vs I Like It When You Die

― F. Anthony O'Reilly (Ferg), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"this charming man" vs. "big pants, bigger loser"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the Smiths, but they only wrote about 500 songs -- AxCx recorded nearly 20,000, so they're obviously a better band.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"girl afraid" vs. "the only reason why guys talk to you is because they want to get laid, you stupid cunts"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think they're really comparable... I mean, one's a joke band for chrissakes!

And the other has 'Cunt' in their band name!

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i see that this is someone's first encounter with a dave q TS thread ... welcome aboard anyhooooo!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i.e., the whole point is that they aren't compatible ... or are they?

anyway, morrissey's solo career is a longstanding joke so maybe they ain't so incompatible after all!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"golden lights" vs. "your band's in a cut-out bin"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Handsome Devil" vs "I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy That Raped You"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 4 December 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha sasha i dare you to say that to jim

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"girlfriend in a coma" vs. "domestic violence is really, really funny"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 December 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"the more you ignore me, the closer i get" vs. "you write a diary"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 December 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Why have I never heard of Anal Cunt outside of this board? Did you guys make them up?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"this night has opened my eyes" vs. "i sent concentration camp footage to 'america's funniest home videos'"

(the connection: both refer to famous films)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 December 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"national front disco" vs. "hebosaurus"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"paint a vulgar picture" vs. "greed is something that we don't need"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"suedehead" vs. "stayin' alive (oi! version)"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"reel around the fountain" vs. "you looked divorced"

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me vs Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers

― Stupid (Stupid), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Know It's Over" vs. "Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Know It's Over" vs. "Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You"

Hehehe, I think that's pretty much the quintessential Smiths song/A.C. song juxtaposition.

― Stupid (Stupid), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

"panic" vs. "limp bizkit thinks they're black, but they're really just gay"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You already did that one!

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

Revive, due to all the showtunes + gay rap discussion.

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry but what does U+K mean?

― rwillmsen (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

"meat is murder" vs. "i intentionally ran over your dog"

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

"reel around the fountain" vs. "i like drugs and child abuse"

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

"girlfriend in a coma" vs. "women: nature's punching bag"

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

"William, It Was Really Nothing" vs. "Benchpressing the Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals"

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 13 September 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" vs "Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck"

― the next grozart, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrissey" vs "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"

― the next grozart, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think they're really comparable... I mean, one's a joke band for chrissakes!

And the other has 'Cunt' in their band name!

-- Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, December 2, 2003 11:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― latebloomer, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

Why have I never heard of Anal Cunt outside of this board? Did you guys make them up?
-- Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:03 (3 years ago) Link

LOL

― Eisbaer, Friday, 14 September 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

'death of a disco dancer' vs. 'we're saving ourselves for marriage'

― Charlie Howard, Saturday, 15 September 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking rubbish vs. Fucking rubbish

― PhilK, Saturday, 15 September 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

"hairdresser on fire" vs. "you are an interior decorator"

― Eisbaer, Monday, 17 September 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

Actually: "don't call japanese hard core japcore"

Is that not flirting with political correctness a little there?

― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

or did they have one song called "OK, that's going too far!"

― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

"Girl Afraid" v. "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 8 June 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

"Bengali in Platforms" v. "Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead"

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 8 June 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)

those are two of the nastier AC titles floating around
'i snuck a retard into a sperm bank' i can deal with. those two are very irksome indeed.

― Charlie Howard, Sunday, 8 June 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah them retards are fair game tho right.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 8 June 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

well, 'i snuck a mentally disabled person into a sperm bank' would almost be ok. the only attack on mentally disabled people in that title is the very word "retard". still very politically incorrect obviously, but i don't allow it to concern me greatly.

― Charlie Howard, Sunday, 8 June 2008 11:11 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

― cialis morissette (goole), Friday, 23 October 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

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