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V2003

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Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Because you own a mondeo
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
No - because that is what you aspire to.
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Because daddy hasn't bought you a pony
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Even Moby couldn't be bothered
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Yes, Roy Keane was talking about you
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - Oh look, it's Sara Cawood!
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- You'll be on ITV, just after Brian's Boyfriends
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Because Paul Weller's solo work is easily his best
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - You're not going anywhere near Crispy Ambulance.
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Meet next year's debating society
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - We Phear Ikara Colt
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Young, Posh, and Loaded
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Sing along with the common people
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - Do you remember Sleeper?
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- "Hundred Reasons' album was too rock for a Mercury nomination"
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Yes I have heard Dizzee Rascal, please shut the fuck up.
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - Have you heard of Athlete?
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- No, John Peel does a show other than "Home Truths"
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - Can You Hear Talvin Singh?
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Hooray, hooray, it's a fuckwit holiday
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Where the commoners know their place
I Want Proper Chips You Spotty Bastards says:
V2003 - Metal toilets that flush properly.
Time To Switch To Whiskey says:
V2003- Nigella rocks

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Are these all potential t-shirt slogans or something?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

V2003 - ITV Say We're The Festival For People Who REALLY Know Their Music, And If You Really Think About It, Emmerdale Is The Best Programme On TV Isn't It?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 17 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

V2003 - You Were Right To Stay In All Weekend And Play Premiership Predictions On ILX

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 17 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

V2003 - That Unrequited Love You Crushed On All Through Your A-Levels? Yeah, She's Here Getting Drunkenly Humped By Rugby-Playing Carl From Leighton-Buzzard (He Told Her He Knew The Bassist In Athlete) While Chris Martin Stands Back, Hands On His Hips, And Grins Smugly

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 17 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

V2003- Like Dead Ringers? You'll Love This.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)


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