I feel like I should be able to think of one, but no such luck yet.
All that comes to mind is this trumpet-playing idiot in the Joe Louis Arena who always plays an infuriating major-key version of "Hava Nagilah" during every Red Wings game. (At least, every televised one.)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 17 January 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)