caught without music...o no!

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i try very hard not to let this happen. but yesterday - caught on a bus in a traffic jam - my cd player malfunctioned. i didn't know what to do. i started hyperventilating.

must never happen again.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

how can i fill up the empty spacein my head when there is no music?

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

read some archie comics. or the bible.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.supervert.com/elibrary/zips/bataille_story_of_eye.zip

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

what would bjork do?

― f ath, Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, but I'm sure eggs and peeing are involved somehow.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to take off my shirt

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i had no eggs. soon enough i felt the urge to pee though! it was express bus, it wasn't going to stop (although it wasn't actually moving)

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

a woman in tight jeans instructed the driver who kept glancing up as if he might be about to crash into something overhead. everytime he hit the brakes a small korean girl fell in my lap.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i tried my disc player again and again, sweat beading my brow.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

write a song about it.

― f ath, Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

no music is good.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

for a while anyway.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. but not as a surprise in difficult contexts. i mean not when the dj says ok everyone now we dance to a bit of silence. or on buses in traffic jams.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Listening to John Cage's "4'33" over and over again becomes a bit weary on you.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

how can i fill up the empty spacein my head when there is no music?
-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), October 17th, 2004.

math is the answer.

― Elvis is Dead, Monday, 18 October 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sing!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i am thinking eye excercises.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

masturbation.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

weld an ipod to your skull

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 October 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

READ A BOOK

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

IF I HAD A BOOK AND WAS NOT ON A CROWDED BUS I WOULD MASTURBATE OK?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

If you had a book on a crowded bus you could conceal any masturbation you initiated.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

true true. next time i'm going to bring a book.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Lesson: Always carry a book. Then you can masturbate whenever you like.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

at last this thread is getting somewhere. i may as well throw my disc player away!

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait.

you could use the disc player to conceal any nipple rubbing you may or may not want to engage in.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm. this is getting a bit complicated. i only have two hands :(

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why didn't you say so earlier!

Use two disc players.

One you place below the book, on the area where masturbation occurs, it will gently vibrate, which feels lovely.

Then you have two free hands.

Use one hand to hold the other discman (flap open) and rub your nipples.

Enjoy!

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Hari i am starting to wonder if you have ever really masturbated on public transport.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no offence

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be honest with you. As a 15/16 year old i masturbated in History Class, In a Taxi on the way home. Even while lying in the school long jump pit.

But i never mastubated on public transport, i'm not some kind of FREAK!

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

still, its an interesting idea. could relieve the boredom.

i will if you will.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what be an awesome party trick?

Standing up and pressing the stop button with your erect penis.

I can't really think of any parties where this would be appropriate though.

But yeah, i'll do it.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Stand up, press the stop button with your erect penis and calmly say to the person next to you "Well, this is where i get off".

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, ah, do youhave a penis for this kind of trick Hari?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

They don't call me 'Penis for hands' for nothing.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry i seem to have made a mistake

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what Morrissey's penis looks like.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't. nope. not at all. never thought of it. aren't thinking of it now.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Marr?

Do you think they ever pretended their penises were swords and fought?

Morrissey: Unsheath your sword and we'll settle this like men.

actually, morrissey find someway to complain in that sentance too.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to go now.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we all have to go now at somepoint in life.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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