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What makes you people here that are bashing DMB so cool? I think it's the fact that you have ABSOLUTELY nothing better to do then sit around and diss on something you have NO CLUE about. You are a bunch of jackasses that can't respect music you aren't interested in simply because so many others are. Make real arguments and maybe people will respect you. Until that time SHUT THE HELL UP, grow up, and for christ's sake, GET A LIFE!!!!

― Noelle James, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

What makes you people here that are bashing DMB so cool?

I think you just answered your own question.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

james.337@osu.edu. ahahahaha, coulda seen that coming.

― jason m. (jason m), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd give dollars to donuts you have a poster of DMB hung up in yr dorm room, right?!

― jason m. (jason m), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

noelle, why are you so angry? it doesnt really matter you know, its only a message board

― Davis Peyton IV (gareth), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I could take DMB in a fight, but im sure his fiddle player would wreck shop on me afterwards.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hate to break it to you honey, but it is possible to take a minute out of one's day and publicly dis DMB and still fuck models and snort coke.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, snap. That should be the end of that argument...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah...i meant Dave Matthews...not the whole band. Just that one bald fucker that sits on his balls when he sings.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Before he was bald:

http://mitglied.lycos.de/RaFuchs/xtc/cover/viz.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Not just yet...to set the record straight, I haven't lived in a dorm room in 5 years,I'm not part of greek life, I didn't say anything about who could kick who's ass in a fight against some band members, and the reason I'm a little bitter about what I recently read on this board is I was just skimming through the internet to find a new DMB song online (excited b/c it's kinda new and haven't heard the new version yet) and I come across yet another group of people that can't just respect others taste in music and leave it at that. I'm so tired of people and their empty arguments against a band who's music they aren't interested in. I just felt the need to stick up for a band I've loved and followed for years and years. It gets old hearing the same type of people with the same reasons to bash DMB over and over again. I'm not asking everyone to love DMB or even like em, hell, I don't care if you hate the music. But, there is no need to insult the band and their fans. That's just ridculous and old news.

― Noelle, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You saying that accoustic guitar peddling voice cracking asstard could take me? Whatever dude...i could totally own that guy. Cracka-tow!...like that. Wham. Over.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it gets old listening to your shit as well - criticising people for criticising stuff you like makes you no better

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I have an idea!

Go join a DMB fan message board!

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh but then they get to talk about US behind OUR backs, and that's bang out of order

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

good thread title

― d, Thursday, 21 August 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Noelle...I’ve grown to rather enjoy the debates. Once you get over the initial feelings of being both annoyed and enraged, it's really not so bad. Even though it's impossible to win this lot over, at least you'll get a few good laughs trying to do so.

― Allison (Allison), Thursday, 21 August 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the fuck do you care what some losers on an internet board have to say about a band you like and its audience?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Even though it's impossible to win this lot over...

When did ILM turn into a giant hive mind?

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

My start date was 1-1-01. I was programmed at the University of Illinois. What are you doing Dave? Daaaisy...

― ILM hive mind (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.hetnet.nl/mr_15/186/italo.calvino/psychogeography/Antswarm.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Every single time, without fail, the title of this thread makes me think of Bill Cosby.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"What's an ark?"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.familyeducation.com/img/article/ant_quiz.gif

― Al Andalous, Thursday, 21 August 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I don't understand why I feel the need to diss on Dave Matthews either. I'm not an especially critical person, yet the DMB and everything that surrounds them signify something wrong with American culture - it's probably very revealing about myself and many ILMers.

I feel your pain, since I like oft-disparaged groups like Garbage and Smashing Pumpkins and also fancy dinner party music.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think DMB and it's music are not the problem. But it's the neosemihippies and their ilk that are not the most respectable of people. They often happen to be DMB fans.

(but who the heck dispages Garbage and Smashing Pumpkins and also fancy dinner party music?)

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 21 August 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus please just stop.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA! It's all a big joke! ILM hive mind LOVES LOVE LOVES Dave Matthews. Y'all have been Punked...now please leave us alone.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is this Dave Matthews Band anyway?!?!?! We don't hear much of them on this side of the pond, but the way you lot seem to go on about them, they sound like some US versh of The Lighthouse Family!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Lighthouse Family fans to thread, so we can do it all again... (from a UK perspective this time though -- in the interests of fairness and all that)

― person#0 (person#0), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: DMB fans -vs- OSU Marching Band fans. Gawd they're both so very annoying.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 21 August 2003 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who or what the fuck is DMB?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 21 August 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Matthews Band

― scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Thursday, 21 August 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, you know too much already.. Run while you're still blissfully unaware..!

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 21 August 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what I don't like about DMB fans? (At least the ones around here - Except for Allison, who's great.) It just occurred to me... No sense of humor. You can't dish it out OR take it. People around here hate Radiohead, The Smiths, The Rolling Stones, The Doors - there's someone to hate just about everything - except the sacred Joy Division. But only the DMB fans get all bent about it. Either join the party or go home and fuck yourself...! ;-)

ILMer: Your mamma wears combat boots.
DMB fan: My mother is the best mother in the whole world and if your (sic) to (sic) ignerint (sic) to "get it" then just shut up.

(I'm also quite annoyed by the constant grammatical and spelling errors. Why is it that DMB fans don't do well in school?)

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"the space betweeen...their ears"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. dave225 in remarkably OTM moment of sheer, righteous accuracy!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf! DMB rulz and u suk! omg!

― ddd (ddd), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem, criticising people for criticising people for criticising stuff you like makes you look like a wanker, dillweed
oh, and fuck joy division

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know though, i mean, criticizing people for criticising people for criticising people for criticising stuff you like isnt really so hot either?

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I could totally take that bald fucker though. Cant deny that. As long as we all agree on that, i will be fine.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Iron Maiden is better, and thats all that matters.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

probably, but criticizing people for criticizing people for criticising people for criticising people for criticising stuff they like is just trolling.

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This is more ridiculous that that other thread where the dude was TYPING ALL IN CAPS. IM SPINKTOR, HELLO.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

let's critisize the critricizing of people who criticizing people for criticizing people for criticizing people for criticising people for criticising people for criticising stuff they like.
Oh...wait. We've done that already.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

...as we dissapear into our own fundaments...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

to answer the original queation, i am cool because of my love for abstract algebra and TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles for all non-believers), my pocket protector, and the masking tape holding my glasses together at the bridge. (and my invention of the word queation)

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one sweet world, we are.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is a cock and i am the mouth that drinks of its spring of divine fluids

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

...i am cool because of my love for abstract algebra and TMNT...
Chaos Theory and Cerebus kicks algrebra/TMNT's ass.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa. This thread took a harsh turn.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is a cock and i am the mouth that drinks of its spring of divine fluids
eeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwww....
Cleanup in Aisle Seven!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing is, Noelle, Dave Matthews actually posts here. He goes by the login name of Geir Hongro.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(*rimshot*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Waitasec, then why didn't "Gier" make himself known during the recent "rash" of anti-DMB propoganda?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No one could understand him with all the cock on his breath.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

oh you know how modest he is

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

silly fools, I AM DAVE MATTHEWS
and noone can kick TMNT's ass.

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

No one could understand him with all the cock on his breath.
Favorite comeback to a complete bullshitter: "How can you talk so much shit with your mouth already so full of big beef manschweiger?"

Okay...enough dick jokes...let's get back to Dave Matthews
(because he is what he eats)
stop it! stop it!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

But, there is no need to insult the band and their fans.

But, that's one of the great joys of loving popular music. Especially if like me you've never heard a single note by the DMB.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

did anyone ever find any of those irish folk songs he did? id still be interested in hearing them

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Davey Boy/ Oh, Davey Boy/
Crackpipes/ Crackpipes are calllllinnnggg....

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ida.liu.se/~g-robek/music-JCSCapture01_id.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Tonight on Fox: When Rick Wakeman's Attack!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cephasministry.com/jbakker_in_ministry.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/2001-05-23/cover_illus.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Iron Maiden is better, and thats all that matters.

Oh so very true.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

wow! this thread has produced my favorite phrase ever- giant hive mind!!i guess i do owe something to dave matthews band after all. i see this as a lesson learned.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

We are the DMBorg. We have determined that your musical taste cannot withstand us. We will take out your distinctive qualities and add you to the collective. Resistance is futile. You will be ass-simulated.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

now that was just geeky. we're supposed to be explaining what makes us cool. thanks for setting the team back, man.

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Criticizing someone for satirizing someone who would criticize someone for criticizing someone for criticizing their music is so lame.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm ass.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that's why i was sarcastic

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

now that was just geeky. we're supposed to be explaining what makes us cool. thanks for setting the team back, man.
You must speak to the drones in a language they can understand: Peer Pressure and Commands.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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