the pitchfork constantines reveiw

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scribbled by chris ott, a sort of quasi-literary turd who will not stay flushed.

gets around to an overt homophobia lickety split, at about the same time that he teases us with allusion to his cannon of bands that have always mattered.

unforgivably smug.

― woland, Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

finally woland and i find common ground!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

ott-hate/makes the people/come together.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i rarely develop strong feeling for folks i meet or become concious of online, one way or the other. but i'd love to use this guy's balls as a speedbag.

he should have footnoted that capital lettered verb. where better to learn about authenticity than from it's self-santified pope ?

― woland, Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"chic Strokes"! "pretentious Interpol"! Kill me now!

(fuck, Springsteen + Archers of Loaf? I'll wait for the Hold Steady album to fill that niche, thanx)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

this is the worst thread ever :(

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Naive hyperbole ahoy

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

This album sucks.

― Mil, Friday, 22 August 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

The frigid, faggy dungeon? And "self-obsessed, coke-snorting keyboard players"?

Enough Brian Molko bashing!

― Milton Bradley, Friday, 22 August 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

timeless adages?!?!?!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 22 August 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"the sound of craven, drunk friend-fucking"

― Len Mitchell, Friday, 22 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna hear some of these timeless adages.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 22 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Reminder 1024 why I don't read or care about pitchfork.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, the review sucks. I did like the Popmatters one on the same day though; is there anyone here who actually likes this album?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

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