DISCO KILLS BABY TURTLES

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Okay, really it was disco lights, but hey, might as well make this seem even more surreal than it already is:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/962449.asp

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 6 September 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand a Gamera movie that hinges on this fact

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 6 September 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

though I may be silent on the outside I'm going "awwwwww" and tearing up a little inside.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 6 September 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember reading an article about bored scientists blaring music at terrariums full of mice.
Playing classical music at them had no effect
Playing whitney houston and elton john made them all randy
Playing "Fat of the the Land" by the prodigy made them all die.

If anyone can find a hyperlink to an online version of this story, please post it. It'd probably be quite informative.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 7 September 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Turtles hit with deadly strain of Boogie Fever virus

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Burn baby burn
Turtle inferno

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/08/19/1029114077322.html

Cassius, Monday, 8 September 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

youth culture killed my turtle

john linnell/john flansberg (nickalicious), Monday, 8 September 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahhhhh... thats right.
Let that be a lesson to you, Kiddies...
Speed Kills.

especially if you're a mouse and yer listening to the Prodigy.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)


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