Music or Sex?

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If you had to choose between NEVER having sex EVER in you life again and NEVER getting to hear ANY music in your life EVER again which would you pick? Serious answers only, please, unless your answer is VERY funny.

― Applepie Baseball, Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Music.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My answer is only quite funny.

― David. (Cozen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people just do love giving other people headaches.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

If I chose never to have sex again, I'd probably find out that music counted as a form of sex and then I'd be double-crossed. If I chose never to hear music again, I'd probably find out that sex counted as a form of music and...you get the idea.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot give an ans to a q by someone called 'applepie baseball'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha. Dammit, Julio made me laugh!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If I choose sex, does that mean no masterbation?

― peepee (peepee), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

...AND WHOSE GONNA ENFORCE THIS?

― peepee (peepee), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

How about this:
Choosing between giving up masterbation, or musical masterbation?

― peepee (peepee), Sunday, 7 September 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

who wants my cds?

― scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Sunday, 7 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends. How good is the sex and how good is the music? And how long is my life?

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

length doesn't matter.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

just who says length doesn't matter--oh..uh..wrong topic

― Shaari Sue (Shaari Sue), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, is this actually going to happen?

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

sex will lose lose lose. no competition.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I mustn't be doing it right.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i'd give up sex for just about anything, like free coffee or a new multitrack

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

No, you cannot masturbate either. You CAN kiss and even make out but you MUST keep your clothes on at all times. So no oral sex or hand jobs. The sex and the music is as good as its always ever been for you. You don't know how long your going to live. It could be 80 more years, it could be tomorrow. I thank you for your contributions (sp?). Please, continue to take sides.

― Applepie Baseball, Monday, 8 September 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd give up sex if like the desire is also gone, you know like old people who can't get it up. As long as no masturbation and no sex means also no erection, then its ok with me, cuz if I don't desire it, who the fuck cares. Music would be my answer.

― Cacaman Flores, Monday, 8 September 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

surely this question should be on the I Love Sex board.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"here's a desert island: you can take this music collection with you, or this beautiful woman you can have sex with."

I'll go with sex.

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this going to be in the exam? Also - I would give up music. Cos like you still have reading and poetry, and art. All of those things 'approach the condition of music'. What if you had to give up all of that sort of thing too? I think I'd still choose sex.

― la la la, Monday, 8 September 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you MUST keep your clothes on at all times.

I'll take bathing over both in that case.

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"here's a desert island: you can take this music collection with you, or this beautiful woman you can have sex with."
a beautiful woman. duh. even if the sex turns out to be bad, you still have someone to talk with.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 8 September 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But music IS sex.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Monday, 8 September 2003 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"here's a desert island: you can take this music collection with you, or this beautiful woman you can have sex with."

That's easy - it would have to be the woman, obviously.

Well, what use would the music collection be with no power source and nothing to play it on?

Anyway, how come you get a collection of music but only one beautiful woman - and who gets to chose?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 8 September 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

How about if you were offered a choice between beautiful music you can have sex with or a collection of women?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 8 September 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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