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OK, so Brooklyn Park isn't exactly next door to St. Paul. But that matters not. From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune (you may need to sign in, so I'm just reprinting the whole thing):

Or maybe the music's bad

So the music industry thinks that sales are down over the past 10 years because people can download music (Star Tribune, Sept. 5). The industry seems to be ignoring the obvious.

They have been selling recordings by "artists" who shout, rather than sing, who apply a U.S. inner-city dialect to cadence rather than a voice to a melody. Or, if you prefer, they sell female "divas" who can't play an instrument, don't write songs and can barely carry a tune.

In either case the subject of the recordings is almost exclusively sex or violence. The industry has been selling cheap trash that is unlikely to appeal to anyone living outside the urban cities or over the age of 25.

As a middle-age, empty-nest professional with two graduate degrees, I have disposable income -- but not an abundance of time, or the desire, to fiddle with computers. I would like to buy more music, but there is little new material worth buying.

The industry can't seem to figure out my children either. My kids have the time, the know-how and the equipment to download but they don't because they prefer my music. The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx. Similarly, my 22-year-old daughter went to see the Guess Who.

So, to the music industry I say thank you for bringing me closer to my kids by not giving their generation anything of value with which to identify. Perhaps one of these days you will get in touch with reality.

Lewis Passmore, Brooklyn Park.

(crossposted from Hipster Detritus)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"cheap trash that is unlikely to appeal to anyone living outside the urban cities" !!!

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that does it--this guy's kids are writing a column for me

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread title ever (esp. after actually reading the initial post)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I pity the under-represented rural city dwellers.

Nick H, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx. Similarly, my 22-year-old daughter went to see the Guess Who.

Call Children's Services on this bastard.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I will be so hurt if Dad finds out his kids went to the shows for "ironic" reasons.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx. Similarly, my 22-year-old daughter went to see the Guess Who.

As a side note, neither of my two children have ever been laid.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx

speechless

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx
Sundar, why didn't you tell us your dad was a writer?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I got old and now I'm pissed off that I'm no longer a target demographic.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The last concert my 24-year-old son went to on his own was Styx

Believe me, I cracked down on that shit right then and there and he's no longer allowed to go to concerts without a chaperone.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

So, to the music industry I say thank you for bringing me closer to my kids by not giving their generation anything of value with which to identify. Perhaps one of these days you will get in touch with reality.

This kiss-off (especially the last sentence) is funnier if you picture the dad looking like John Waters, lowering his eyelids, pursing his lips and shaking his head like Katherine Hepburn while he says it.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)


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