Limp Bizkit: the truth?

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Given that Limp Bizkit are just a particularly shit version of Rage Against The Machine, and Rage Against The Machine are a bunch of cunts, does that not make Limp Bizkit double cunts with a side order of motherfucker? And if they were to fight in space, who would win?

― Al, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

at least if they were to fight in space we wouldn't hear them.

― angela, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rage would win, because they have the power of THAT ONE PICTURE OF CHE GUEVARA!!!

Or alternately not.

― Ally, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you kidding? Limp Bizkit are GRATE!*

*Note: this is a "quasi-semi-novelty-look at it this way-ironic-so bad it's good"-ism.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

poor new metal dj's faking scratch in all those videos even when there's simply one poor sample . revolt

― francesco, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this Rage w/Rocha or 'Rage' w/Cornell?

― dave q, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Limp Bizkit is a shit version of 311, if anything. Who made that comment about Limp appropriating the stereotypical attributes of rock & rap? It was a good comment.

And Rage (w/ Zack) is an all-around improvement on the much-lauded PE/Anthrax merger. Especially w/ their recent work (not counting the covers album).

― David Raposa, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I desperately want Rage w/ Cornell to be a smashing success, but I have very, very, VERY low hopes.

Chris should join Pearl Jam. TEMPLE OF THE DOG!! Hell yeah! (Hopefully, with less bathetic wankery than the first go-around.)

― David Raposa, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Limp Bizkit create the music of the spheres and bestride the World of Pop like huge-cocked colossi, tossing their transcendent rock manna glibly at us grateful, slavering hordes. Durst is the most mesmerisingly charismatic performer since Hendrix.

Well we need a bit of balance on here, don't we?

― Venga, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I feel queasy, so no, not balanced at all.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they're excreble, however what exactly is the origin of the name?

what is Bizkit?

is this an incredibly naive question and the answer really obvious?

Loopy

― Loop Dandy, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think a fight in space would be far more feasible if the combatants were instead Orgy and Powerman 5000... that would be an intergalactic showdown.

― Andy, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>"however what exactly is the origin of the name?"

Oh God, some frat boy initiation nonsense about ejaculating onto a biscuit and then having to eat it.

Anyway, how old is the Durst-bag? He looks about 40.

― DavidM, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This question is awfully obscenely phrased.

I don't know whether I believe in this 'doctor groove' character. Is it another cunning invention of Robin C's?

― the pinefox, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it's the Al I believe it must be, trust me, pinefox, he's all too real. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you folks want to see the Power of Fame in full effect, you must watch the Limp Bizkit Playboy Mansion MTV special - it's a 2-hour- long joke of a show promoting the release of the newest limp bizkit, _Chocolate Starfish & the Hot-Dog Flavored Water_. Watch as Fred Durst (balding, pudgy, dumber than shit with the nuts removed) wanders the nooks & crannies of Heff's house, chatting up fairly attractive women that would not even acknowledge his farts in a locked room were he not FRED DURST, yo. Watch as Fred acts like a frat-boy personified, pulling the chickies ever so subtly (while on camera, mind you - I'd hope some of those high heels found their way between his bow-legged ass). And (most importantly) watch as Xzibit and MC Freddy D do a little rap jam (accompanied by a boombox) - on one hand, you have Xzibit, exhibiting solid flow, decent rhymes, nice cadences, blah blah blah. And then FRED steps up to the mike, and you'd think that GG Allin shoved that thing in his ass fifty-five times before Frederick got a chance to bust a nut, because Fred's whack as whack ever got. YET, he manages to get all these excellent rappers together - why? BECAUSE HE'S FRED DURST, this loudmouthed no- talent schmoozehound that would suck on the Festivus pole to sell a record. The man crawled out of a TOILET on stage, for Christ's sake.

He should join forces w/ P. Diddy, start a multi-media company. Call it Sinkhole Enterprises.

And one more thing: clubbed baby seal.

― David Raposa, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Props to motherfuckin' popshots for stickin' up for Rage in this hostile environment. I think Bizkit would be greatly improved if Durst didn't exist. The music is kind of fun but Durst's singing/rapping is some of the worst I have ever heard.

― bnw, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's right, there *were* some claims that Rage was any damn good around here, weren't there? These claims are to be hunted down and killed.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's pretty much what I think of Rage, although hiring Cornell is a step backwards from even this, I'm afraid.

Limp Bizkit is the new Van Halen, discuss...

― Kris, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Puh-leez. If you're referring to Roth era VH, then no possible way. Diamond Dave may have been a sexist egomaniac, but he performed the role with an admirably wacky sense of humor and lightheartedness. Something *not* on the nu-metal menu.

― Jess, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Limp Bizkit = murkin for SOGGY BISCUIT. Ya circle-jerk on a cookie: slowest to jizz gets to chew. If Durst = 40, that is kewl. Hornby is agin em so I am now for. Roth = a clown but roXoR.

― mark s, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No no no, it's Spunky Biscuit, and it's the first person to, er, run dry that eats it. Not that I've ever taken part in this you understand, but know some people who have and BOY are they embarrased about it now.

― DG, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark, are you drunk?

― Sean, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark's post = best thing on ILM in august.

― Jess, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reynard: Doctor Groove *not me*: he appeared while I was resting ...

― Robin Carmody, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I heard the newest LB single yesterday. It's unbelievably shitty and not catchy AT ALL. I'm not gonna be humming this one at 3:00 AM, THANK GOD.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven years pass...

― ilxor, Friday, 23 January 2009 07:00 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5xKyurEkvUU

― maura, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

Can't I just listen to everyone's favorite TED talk instead? Ouch.

― Matt M., Monday, 25 March 2013 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol i really like everything about this track that isn't durst or wayne

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

haha i love seeing old threads from the "Al" that posted here for a while just before i showed up

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

glad to see these guys are more loathsome and ridiculous than ever

― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Did we never have our way withy the orgy of fabulosity that was GOLD COBRA?

― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

i got to review it XD

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

man even by lil' wayne standards that's a half-ass verse

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

weirdly, today i randomly chose to listen to some of 'results may vary'
not all as i got fed up, but for a while i needed some bad mood shit and noise, and the album ticked a lot of boxes ..
make of that what you will ..
twas certainly a lot more enjoyable than the excess of calvin harris/guetta styled compressed to fuck electro pop that fills the airwaves at moment .. </old man rant>

― mark e, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

"Stampede of the Disco Elephants"

After this comes out we kind of need a "Worst Limp Bizkit Album Title" poll

― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

@raymond : surely its a case of barrel vs fish ..

i mean, the very use of 'chocolate starfish .. ' make such a poll pointless

― mark e, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

loool THIS is the most high profile Polow Da Don production in how many months/years?

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

i ironically watched the Gold Cobra video so many times that i started to like it unironically

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

this sounds a lot shittier than Gold Cobra, sadly. one might say its not up to the Gold standard xD

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

i ironically watched the Gold Cobra video so many times that i started to like it unironically

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, March 25, 2013 6:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm why ever did u watch so often?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnhu0jivgK1qk7mgjo1_500.gif

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

whoever's screaming in this song sounds like the guys from BrokenCYDE

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

This new single is compellingly terrible, would be improved w/o Weezy slumming

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

Oh that's right al! It was a solid review - for the voice, right?

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

Also SIX MINUTES? Gtfo

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 11:13 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Wait, a video? Yes, a video.

http://www.vice.com/read/reviewed-the-limp-bizkit-comeback-the-world-has-been-waiting-for

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 July 2013 05:14 (twelve years ago)

The saddest thing about this is that Lil Wayne actually comes off worse here than Fred Durst. Predictably, everything sucks about this except Borland's guitar part which has a nice Commodore 64 quality to it.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 05:32 (twelve years ago)

can someone please gif the high angle shot of fred on the toilet???

― een, Thursday, 25 July 2013 05:49 (twelve years ago)

Or you can 'enjoy' the video straight up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyAAwCu-Lu4

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

My high school girlfriend's sister was naked in the "Faith" video.

― T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

claim that fame ..

― mark e, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

Important: I just watched that video with the sound off, did I miss anything?

― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

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