Has ANYONE reviewed "Results May Vary"? Anywhere?

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It's not like I expect this record to be popular among critics (I haven't heard it and don't plan to buy it), but I do find it curious that I have yet to see a single review of it anywhere. I know that promos on records like this are super limited, but am I supposed to believe that this record didn't leak at all?

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a pretty scathing one-and-a-half star review on All Music.com.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe nobody fucking cared to copy it

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. That AMG review was even harsher than I expected. Sounds even worse than "Liz Phair."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

NME gave it 4 out of 10 i think - 'stop whining already' basically

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

they should have stopped before they begun

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I must find a place to do it (and failing that, I'll put one on my website). THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

And they have said:

"LONGPIGS REVIVAL!"

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

This is PlayLouder's Opinion.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

NME

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Just read the Allmusic review. Ouch! Hahahahaha.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Longpigs revival? You'll be looking for Future Of Junior then!

Oh, and here's another review of RMV courtesy Yahoo! Launch.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Norwegian Natt & Dag reviewed the album in their last number. They made a pun out of its title, and I think that sums up very well what they thought about it :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

twenty-one years pass...

And now, over two decades later, the only review you ever need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxhu-y3CpA

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:10 (five months ago)

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