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1) Does Clay Aiken actually look REAL similar to Thom Yorke?

and

2) Is the incredibly rocking Big Boi half of Outkast's new album a whole LOT better than the incredibly boring (except for, like, the Valentine song, the one about roses smelling like poop, "Hey Ya" obviously, and if I'm gonna really charitable MAYBE the Rodgers and Hammerstein/Coltrane cover and the pink turning blue one) Andre half??

I'm not claiming either of the above statements are necessarily true (though evidence definitely suggests they MIGHT be). I'm just asking.

chuck, Monday, 13 October 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Would seem to be a matter of opinion rather than one of "truth."

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 13 October 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Clay Aiken actually look REAL similar to Thom Yorke?

I've been saying this for months! It's scary how much they look alike.

Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's Thom Yorke?

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Kevin Coyne of the '90s. Without the razorblades, obviously.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 13 October 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That's fightin' talk - Roger Watersh shurely?

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe, but who would be their Syd Barrett?

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 13 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

There not interesting enough to have a Syd Barrett - it's Roger Waters and 4 Nick Masons

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i always thought that thom looked like martin short. at least when he makes funny faces.

scott seward, Monday, 13 October 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think either disc of the Outkast is boring, I just think Andre was like half-awake with a girl in his bed when he wrote most of those songs, whereas Big Boi sounds like he was mainlining espresso the whole time.

Somebody needs to punch Clay Aiken so his eye goes all crooked. For science.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm finding Speakerboxx and Love Below pretty evenly matched now after initially enjoying the latter more. nothing rocks my world at the moment quite like the stupendous 'Happy Valentine's Day' tho frankly.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 13 October 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who's Thom Yorke?"

"The Kevin Coyne of the '90s."

So.... is he's going to be replacing Ian Astbury as lead singer of The Doors then?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 13 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i always thought that thom looked like martin short. at least when he makes funny faces.
Yer right - funny, because I always thought that Andy Gill looked like Martin Short. Gill <> Yorke.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 13 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Gill is Yorke is Short is Aiken.

all the same person

gage o (gage o), Monday, 13 October 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I must disagree. There are mean people present. *stamps widdle feet*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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Baby's got the bends...

NickB (NickB), Monday, 13 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, now my heart is full.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

On the OutKast question, I think both albums are a little too long and that both are dominated by very strong middle streaks. However, while Andre's streak from "Happy Valentine's Day" through "Behold a Lady" is engaging R&B (with three classics), Big Boi's middle streak is one ABSOLUTE FUCKING MASTERPIECE after another. Every song from "Rooster" to "Flip Flop Rock" with the exception on the Konkrete verses on "Tomb of the Bomb" is just extraordinary -- the range of topics, the play with cadence and the vocals (the weird distortion to Big Boi's voice on "Bust," for example), the guest spots by Killer Mike, the use of the horns, the bounce throughout. Slice the Lil' Jon crap, "Tomb of the Bomb" and "The Way You Move" from the record and Speakerboxxx becomes one of the three or four best hip-hop discs of the decade.

Chris O., Tuesday, 14 October 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmm...."Tomb of the Bomb" (especially the Ludacris verse), the Lil' Jon track, and "The Way You Move" still blow away 80-or-so percent of Andre's disc, as near as I can tell. Though then again, I haven't liked a Prince album much since 1987, so what the hell do I know?

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Best Prince LP of 2003 is Pimp Daddy Nash's *The New Jazz Science,* by the way--with Basement Jaxx's thingie running a distant second.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the onion headline re: outkast this week made me laugh harder than anything in the onion has in a long time

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Andre's disc isn't so much boring as it is inconsistent and gimmicky ... All those songs near the end -- "Pink and Blue," the Norah Jones duet, "She's Alive," "Vibrate" are either just same-y or exclusively vamp, and none of 'em really head anywhere.

I think the record has a whole (both discs) is one of those records that'll critics will overrate on the basis of its accomplishment and its fascinating intellectual strands ... these two bright young musicians are actually in the same band and here's what each brings to the table. It's a macro classic (if it doesn't win Pazz & Jop, I'll be amazed) with some faulty songs if you look at it on a micro basis. Recent examples of this include the Bright Eyes disc and Springsteen's the Rising from last year, the Marshall Mathers LP from 2000 and Biggie's Life After Death from 1997. None of those records, as a whole, are nearly as amazing as their press suggests, but they get canonized from what they say and about the cults of personality they embody. Another way of saying, "aren't critics supposed to like good SONGS?"

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Another thought on macro/micro: On that basis, this album can't touch Bubba Sparxxx's record, where every song is its own revelation.

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

But Chris, almost ALL high-finishing Pazz and Jop albums aren't as interesting as their press suggests. Isn't that obvious? (And I'm not so sure I agree with you about the Marshall Mathers Album, by the way -- it actually should have finished *higher* in that year's poll.)

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mathers LP is amazing until about 60% of the way through, when it gets ridiculously inconsistent. Critics were willing to forgive the four or five clunkers, though, because the great stuff was unbelievably great.

Dunno, Chuck, seems to me Moby (from '99) and Outkast and PJ Harvey (from 2000) deserved to scale the top of the P&J unequivocably -- those albums are all classic from start to finish. Same with Dylan the next year. So to me it depends on the year (like, this one, there aren't a whole lot of truly great records, just a whole bunch of enjoyable ones) and on the *uniqueness* (or whatever you wanna call it) of the album in question. There definitiely has never been an album quite like Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. And Wilco winning last year (tho I personally love it) was the direct result of no one else being able to eclipse it for uniqueness, i.e. it was sort of a default pick.

But what the hell do I know? I ain't a poobah. :-)

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That Outkast Onion headline was good, but the Shwartzenegger Elected First Horseman of Apocalypse one has had me in stitches.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris -- So do you judge albums only by how "consistent" they are? If so, why? Personally, I'd say the best stuff on those Dylan, Harvey, Moby albums couldn't touch the best stuff on that Eminem album. And they all contained a lot of tedious crap, too (as did Wilco's useless piece of shit -- which, uh, was hardly the most "unique" record last year, whatever that means, even if lots of critics were too asleep or complacent or lazy to find better stuff). But of course that's just MY opinion. What makes you think that all the other critics think the same records are consistently good that YOU do? That makes no sense whatsoever. And again, why should consistency even necessarily matter? Can't an album with half great songs and half so-what ones be better than an album that's all merely good ones? I don't get it.

Albums sort of like *Speakerboxx/The Love Below,* off the top of my head: *Sandinista* (which was better, and which won Pazz and Jop for the same reason the Outkast album probably will); *Use Your Illusion* (okay, that was two albums, sort of. But whatever.) And probably some Prince and George Clinton and Zappa albums I forget. Lots of people seem to say *The White Album* too, but I wouldn't know about that.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand, there has never before been any album exactly like ANY new album, if you really wanna think about it that way. EVERY album is unique. Except for, like, occasional reissues or whatever.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

>>Mathers LP is amazing until about 60% of the way through, when it gets ridiculously inconsistent. Critics were willing to forgive the four or five clunkers, though, because the great stuff was unbelievably great.<<

Or (again) MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T AGREE THAT THOSE CLUNKERS CLUNKED!

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

don't tell anybody this, but i bought 1999 the week it came out and i only ever listened to the first two sides. i still couldn't tell you what the 3rd and 4th sides sounded like.(not true of sign o the times though. that one i listened to all the way through quite often) i think i only made it through 2 sides of the last two wu-tang albums cuz i am stupid and i would buy them on vinyl and i am too lazy to get up and change the record, like, 8 times in a sitting. and stankonia? sheesh, even on cd i think i only listened to it all of once. i still don't understand how they got 4 hours of music on one cd. plus, those "BREAK" shout-outs after every song would start to grate on me. which is why i am too scared to buy the new one. i should just change my listening habits. listen to 3 songs a day or something.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuck is totally right on there about great-albums-not-having-to-consist-entirely-of-great-songs. The thing with SB/TLB that I love so much is that both discs feel complete; they might not be groundbreaking works of staggering genius, they might not be chock fulla "BOB"s and "Ms. Jackson"s, but, when listening from one song to the next, there's a wonderful continuity that was missing on Stankonia.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm wondering whether or not i wouldn't rather have 10 good songs than 4 great ones. i would probably rather have 1 great song and 7 good ones and 2 misfires. or an album of nice pleasant songs that don't blow me away that comes with a 45 single with 2 really great songs on it.

if there were a 10 song outkast sampler of the new one, i would buy it for 5 bucks. i wish people would do something like that nore often. we need to usher in the new era of the E.P.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that Bela Fleck & the Flecktones also released a 10-track rundown of some of the standouts from their new 3-disc album for the people not looking to dig down into that big ol' mess (which is quite interspectacular actually).

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm beginning to feel strange in this theater of the absurd we call "right now" in preferring to listen to entire albums over single tracks, btw, and this [these?] Outkast album[s?] is [are!?!ugh] a point over which this aspect of myself is being thoroughly tested in recent days.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the Peanut Butter Conspiracy album i am listening to right now is almost exactly 20 minutes a side and there is not a moment wasted or one song that overstays its welcome. 40 minutes and under for me unless yur some sorta friggin genius.(or a metal band apparently. i don't know why i let them get away with their 12 minute anthems. i must like them more or something)

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

According to Christgau's '80s Consumer Guide book, the Clash actually put out a one-album radio promo sampler from *Sandinista!* at the time, called *Sandinista Now*! Which Outkast should definitely take note of, seeing how they already stole another of *Sandinista!* ideas by having a little kid sing a new version of one of their earlier songs. ("The Whole World"; with the Clash I think it was "Career Opportunities," but maybe my memory's bad. Another similarity is that *Sandinista!* has no songs as good as "Career Oppourtunities," and *Speakerboxx/The Love Below* apparently has none as good as "The Whole World," but never mind.) Anyway, I totally agree with Scott -- EPs are better than double CDs any day of the week.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

black market clash e.p.-vs-sandinista

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the main reason I like listening to long albums honestly is cuz I'm lazy and don't like to have to flip/switch things very often, although I like to play it off as though this is some aesthetic "album as work of art" principle.

(I really like listening to all of Sandinista! however cuz I really like the balance of things going on with it over the duration; none of the songs don't stand out so much, but the overall vibe-pattern of the album itself > almost any of the songs on the album.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But "EPs" are now as long as vinyl albums used to be! cf Eryakh Badu.

Consistency has a place. I like it because I like being able to listen to something all the way through and get a sense of flow; one track speaking to/building on another; beginnings and endings. Plus I'm lazy and it saves me skipping tracks or rearranging the order.

But of course I like inconsistent highs and making my own playlists too. Unfortunately Speakerboxx/Love Below has neither consistency nor very many highs! (or rather, the highs aren't as high as most other Outkast stuff).

PS Scott you are missing out on some kickass stuff on sides 3 and 4 of 1999--Lady Cab Driver, All The Critics Love You in New York...

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah -- *Speakerboxx/The Love Below* is quite possibly Outkast's most INCONSISTENT album ever (and I also agree with the frequently correct Scott, by the way, that *Stankonia* wasn't all that playable from beginning to end its own damn self). AND the new album's best songs may well be the worst best songs Outkast has ever put on an album. Some masterpiece, huh?

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, though, I forget how consistent or high-reaching their pre-"Rosa Parks" albums were, so I'm still just sort of speculating.

The Clash, by the way, were one of those rare and valuable artists whose every album was worse than the one before; i.e. The Clash > Give Em Enough Rope > London Calling > Black Market Clash > Sandinista > Combat Rock > Cut the Crap > Whatever Crap They Did After Cut the Crap Assuming They Did Any. (I believe you can do the same thing with Patti Smith, or at least her first five albums.)

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel left out of so many discussions of this album because I can think of at least ten songs on SB/TLB that I personally find classicker than fuck, like my-son-will-be-dancing-to-this-at-his-prom classic ("Prototype"). Like, 20-years-down-the-line-resurrecting-songs-for-music-in-climactic-scene-of-football-movie classic ("Flip Flop Rock"). And it is this difference in opinion (me = "god these songs are great", everyone else = "god these songs are rubbish) that I will never ever understand.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, every critic in America is with you, just about.

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Every critic except the ones that post here ha ha.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I never professed that my view of things is the absolute truth, Chuck. God, could you imagine if it was? Same goes for any critic -- we all exist in our own worldview.

This all just my view and my theory as to why, say, hte Magnetic Fields' record would do so well in a national poll, when out of 69 songs, maybe a third of them (in my opinion, mind you) are silly, or not real songs, or are just bad. Yes, the great stuff on that one are POSITIVELY GREAT, which is why, had I been voting back then, I'd have put that on my list.

And why shouldn't I or anyone else view albums as a whole when evaluating whether to put them on a top-10 list? Albums, to me, are no different than books or paintings -- they're a single entity.I've put albums on my year end lists I wasn't blowing my load over to note the fact they are consistently good and occasionally great, that they have no down moments or genuine filler. Coldplay's last record was like that for me. Cat Power's is like that this year (and there's no guarantee she'll even make it to my list at this point).

I also agree, though, that if there's a record with some absolutely amazing stuff on it that I kept gravitating toward an was willing to put with the off moments (ex: Eminem), that it oughtta be considered for top 10 on the fact it was important and compelling enough to keep you listening. That's an accomplishment. So it's case by case.

And yeah, I'll take a 31-minute Dirty Mind over a double album any day of the week. The shorter, the better.

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

But Chris, it seems to me you're still avoiding my point. I mean, you do realize that there are people who would say all 69 Magnetic Fields songs are great, but maybe only two or three Moby or PJ ones (on their biggest P&J albums) are, right? Probably EVERYBODY votes for some albums they like all the way through and some where a few great tracks make up for filler. And it's not exactly a revelation to say that, I don't think. But to assume that there's any consensus on which albums are which (as you do above) just seems silly to me.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i like atliens best and i really liked about half of the one after and then half that number of stankonia.(i could probably do with a 12 inch of B.O.B./Ms.Jackson,actually) i don't think i've even heard the first album. i bought that dungeon family thing and played it once-ALL THE WAY THROUGH-and then promptly never played it again.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand, Chris, if yr point about the new Outkast album is that people seem to be respecting its ambition as such, and therefore cutting its indulgences slack (just like they did with Sandinista, and probably countless other big pazz and jop albums -- and I'm not saying they should or shouldn't be doing this, by the way), I guess I agree with you. Which might mean I'm contradicting myself, who knows.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is, it's not even that ambitious! It's not like we've never heard anyone do psychedelic hip-hop jazz funk before. And if that's what you want, I thought the last Common album was a better and more original shot at it than the Love Below...

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The song "Follow the Lights" from that Dungeon Family disc is like seriously one of the five best things any of the ATL crew has ever been involved in.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can probably name 25 hip-hop albums this year which are more ambitious and less obvious about it, Ben. But that doesn't mean that critics don't *perceive* it as ambitious. Critics tend to LIKE being beaten over the head with the most obvious conceptual shticks, y'know?Outkast are saying WE'RE MAKING ART, AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED? (Or at least Andre is. Big Boi doesn't feel the need to wave it in our face.)

And Chris: One thing I *don't* get is why you think the # of "great" or "merely enjoyable" records in a given year has any bearing AT ALL on the Pazz and Jop results. (Unless you always more or less agree with the consensus, which'd make ewe the dullest species of sheep.)

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that, Chuck :) I'm just saying, is all.

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, if it's okay
to have good tracks then filler,
who cares how long it is?

I like good tracks/songs,
I don't mind me some filler;
long disc, good value!

more skits, more hit/miss,
more indulgence! I'm not afraid
of commitment!

(i like new outkast,
not as much as nick but much
more than some out there,

not because it's "new"
or "innovative"--I just
like several songs)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think Andre is so much waving aesthetic woohooness in anyone's face as he is letting lose all the stuff he's wanted to do for years now, but felt he couldn't quite get that far "out there" in the context of Outkast's previous social niche, and that on this album he was kinda like when you hold in a piss for a long time then let it go and it's like "PSSSSSSSSSSSSH" knock-over-small-animals-super-stream. Except with music.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i will listen to that song again, nickalicious. i mean obviously listening to something once isn't enough. my point, i guess, is that i didn't really want to listen to it more than once. plus, it was really long.

scott seward, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Latter point -- that people seem to respect ambition and overall statement as much as song-to-song proficiency -- is what I'm trying to say, Chuck. Forgive me for being muddy.

Not really avoiding your point; if I was, my bad. OF COURSE there's people who think all 69 songs are great. There's probably also folks who think all 69 stink. I'm just trying to read the CONSENSUS, which, yes, might be a little silly. But I'm thinking -- why else would a Mathers finish so high when so many writers bemoaned it in print for the tone/content and lots of folks mentioned some of the filler stuff that they felt didn't quite work? And why else would an album as sprawling and massive as 69 (took me a long time to absorb the damn thing fully enough to have an informed opinion) finish at #2.

By the way, keep in mind I finished 10th out of 690 in last year's P&J critical alignment scoring, right behind Tom Moon and Robert Hilburn ... so maybe I'm pre-disposed to this kinda making pop music into empirical scoring shit to begin with ...

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Scott, I think most of that Dungeon Family album is pretty bunk, but that song seriously deserves second inspection, even if only for the hook & the Cee-Lo verse alone. If that and "The Whole World" had been on an album together they could've just gone "BREAK!" over and over again for like 30 minutes and I still woulda felt fine spending $15 on it.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Two other things:

1. I thought I was being indiependent when I finished 10th in that scoring last year. Had no idea it was clusterfuck heaven. God, I don;t wanna be a sheep when I grow up.

2. As for my "just a bunch of enjoyable records, so that's why Wilco finishes #1" shtick, we're critics, and I think universally we know 'em when we see 'em. If an Exile on Main Street or Blood on the Tracks comes out, everybody'll have that one on their list. If they don't, then they're either in an extremem niche or just not that astute. Without a no duh? we gravitate toward one that we feel comes closest, or we vote for we just fucking loved (my bet is way more people do the latter in that case).

Chris O., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

And on the OG post topic...wtf with Clay fucking Aiken having a CD out already BUT NOT REUBEN!?! God dang, somebody kick that fucker.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked "Trans Dungeon Express" or whatever it was called. Tho then again, if Creed made a post-Kraftwerk/BT Express/S-Express Eurotrain song called "Trans Creed Express," I'd probably like that, too. I'm a total sucker for that kinda thing. Even ask the Quad City DJs.

chuck, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like getting beaten over the head too. But not with concept.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

will someone plz publish jess' outkast review so I can read it?

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

also so I can read at least one review of this album that's about the album and not about outkast

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)


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