The Peculiar Case of Rollie Pemberton

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I'd be lying if I claimed I hadn't sometimes enjoyed the dreary prose of Pitchfork's only competent hip-hop writer, but this head-scratcher from his Non-Prophets review perhaps deserves some analysis:

"...the repetition of "when a boy writes off the world, it's done with sloppy, misspelled words/ If a girl writes off the world, it's done in cursive" stands as a powerful reminder to the inherent beauty of womankind."

Yeah I know, 'Pitchfork in sexism shockah' right? But it's bizarre asides like these that turn merely functional writing into the sort of jaw-dropping trainwrecks the 'fork is often responsible for, and his We Are The World review today (of a fucking Camron song) shows the sorry direction that their hip-hop coverage has been moving in.

arthur., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the sorry direction that their hip-hop coverage has been moving in.

what do you mean? acknowledging the existence of and quality within mainstream hip-hop?

Pitchfork's only competent hip-hop writer

are you forgetting or ignoring mullah omar?

scott pl. (scott pl.), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean the guy who wets himself over a song by the Big Tymers in today's update?

arthur., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

RP's an ok writer. I disagree with a lot of the particulars of his WATW rap reviews (the "fucking" Cam'ron one was pretty spot-on, though). mostly I just like to misread his byline as "Rollie Pimperton".

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean the guy who wets himself over a song by the Big Tymers in today's update?

ah, so that is what you meant by "sorry direction."

scott pl. (scott pl.), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott, this thread is not about you and ILM trying to remake Pitchfork in your own broken image, it is about Rollie Pemberton and the laughable Mullah Omar bringing their sexist Camron-inspired views into it.

arthur., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I find something lacking in a lot of Pemberton's backpacker reviews, but the thing he did on Juelz Santana was one of the funniest music pieces I've read all year.

Sexist Camron-inspired views? Arthur, if you hate hip-hop, why don't you just say it?

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you attempting to argue that Camron is not a sexist? Here's one of his more "inspired" moments:

"after I bust, I be like "Get the fuck off me bitch" / If she front, bruise her in the ribs / But you hugged her, you loved her, moved her in the crib / Hit by cupid, stupid, why'd you do it? Why be bother?"

arthur., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

And, if you think it's not a step down for the once-respectable Pitchfork to be praising dumb, offensive crap like that, you're as guilty as they are.

arthur., Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"once-respectable"

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever, fine. I'm just as guilty as Pitchfork is. And there are probably about one million threads on conflicted feelings re: misogeny/homophobia in really good music on ILM, so we really don't need another one. But if you think Rollie Pemberton is influenced by the worldview depicted in Cam'ron's music, you're an idiot.

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

he's really bad. i never thought it was possible to make hip-hop sound as boring as the rest of the stuff pfork covers, but here we are.

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

also, if he was smart and/or cool he would change his name to the mullah omar suggested "rollie pimperton". but i don't see that happening any time soon.

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i totally didn't see al's "rollie pimperton" comment up there. (al is not mullah omar, to the best of my knowledge.)

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, the delightful chatter of the hivemind

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, did you see the Juelz Santana review? It was good! Honest!

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i've stopped checking for him to be honest! i will go back and look. it seriously can't be as good as when robin carmody accused him of being a fascist. like anyone who wears that much pink can really be a nazi!

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's nice to see there are still people out there that get offended by rappers.

joshd, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that somebody actually reviewed the Juelz album on PF at all, and while I'm sure he's pretty right about its awfulness, he's totally wrong about "Santana's Town (DipSet)", that's one of my favorite singles of the year.

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 October 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I being labelled as contradictory, being that I can like completely conflicting styles of rap? What's wrong with versatility? And just because someone I listen to has sexist viewpoints doesn't mean I pantomime his thought patterns. You don't see me raping girls and burying the skirts, as Cam once stated on record. Sure, Cam is a misogynist, but that doesn't detract from the fact that I like his music.

This seems a testament to the indie mentality regarding rap: it has to be intelligent to be viable.

Rollie Pemberton, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"(of a fucking Camron song)"

YEH MAN, FUCK THAT NIGGER SHIT!

Cockholster.

Ty, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"This seems a testament to the indie mentality regarding rap: it has to be intelligent to be viable."

true... except 'intelligent' is a poor choice of words. I don't think that most 'conscious' rap or its practitioners are any smarter than the average rapper, it just takes an intellectual/politically correct stance, which is what the indie mentality responds to. which I've always thought is kind of silly - do they hold rock lyrics/lyricists to the same standards? if I listened to everything with an attitude of "this song has to completely reflect my own worldview for me to enjoy it", then I'd really have to cut down my music diet big time.

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Rollie,

I don't think rap has to be intelligent to be viable. In fact, I like alot of "intelligent rap" (like Company Flow) that I don't even think is particularly intelligent, and I like a lot of rap that is pretty dumb, like say MOP fer instance. However, doesn't the sometimes poisonous level of misogyny ever bother you?....I remember going through this period where I could listen to NWA's Efil4zaggin because it just sort of got disheartening....same with Cam sometimes. I'm not bagging on your review or trying to change your opinion, I'm just curious as to how you reconcile these things (note: this bothers me alot with rap so I'm trying to reason it out myself)

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oops - COULDN'T listen to NWA sorry.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt,

I don't quite see as to how the negative views inherent in some music should cause you to dismiss them as a whole. If this were the case, I'd miss out on landmark releases because of my own personal feelings. I don't have to like an artist as a person to like their music. Like Nas may come off like an idiot in interviews, but his work redeems this. Of course, I'm extrapolating the situation, but the point stands.

On another note, I see that much like gold chains and braggadocio, misogyny is a part of rap's history, like it or not. I can accept it, however disturbing it can be. In this case, the music itself makes up for the negative content.

Maybe I just have a different level of tolerance for that sort of thing.

Rollie Pemberton (Rollie Pemberton), Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not that I've dismissed mysogynistic rap, hell, I own a bunch of Too Short for that matter....I guess what disturbs me is more what I WILL tolerate from rap rather than what I WON'T. Like, I listen to a lot of rock, and I don't think I'd listen to a rock record with those exact same Cam lyrics about rape that got quoted in this thread....but like you said I somehow think that it's PART of rap somehow, and therefore I usually ignore it....like it disturbs me that I don't expect more from rap or something (and that's not to say that rap doesn't have millions of other sides/dimensions other than misogyny, which it obviously does)....

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddamn the juelz album is actually pretty great. Marcello almost cottoned onto something with him actually (or at least his review inspired me to make sure I checked the album out).

The beats are so fucked and juelz is really like I get this sense of youthful arrogance and looming disaster off him.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If I can divert from the mind-numbingly overdiscussed "misogyny in hip-hop" debate, may I ask ILM why Pitchfork seems to recieve a free pass now, simply because they've thrown a bone to your cherished MTV/TRL pop? Does Mr. Pemberton's statement really not stand out as strikingly wrong? Is it okay because he writes about Camron instead of Cat Power?

That, actually, appears to be the standard for Pitchfork's newfound acceptance- with the ascent of bland, vanilla ILM-bred scribes like Nitsuh Abebe and Scott Plagenhof, your critera for good writing seems to just demand the exclusion of any so-called "rockism", all handily catalogued on the ILM site. You lick your lips and gleefully post their names here, whenever someone dares slip up and reveal they mayactually prefer albums to singles, or consider Bob Dylan a better lyricist than Britney Spears. And, to boldly further the McCarthyist analogy, you snidely blacklist them from the ILM-run major critical press. Is it worse to be a good writer with sincere, maybe uninteresting taste, or a bad writer who knows the right names to drop for ILM's approval? In the latter group lay the awful Stylus (with whom Mr. Pemberton would fit right in), and when one has that I invariably know which side I will choose.

arthur., Thursday, 16 October 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

arthur what are your feelings on the zionists or jfk?

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM = critical mafia. Or teamsters. arthur, you need to learn to namedrop more bands if you're going to throw out so many unqualified statements.

dleone (dleone), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Bob Dylan is a better lyricist than Britney Spears - uh-oh!

ILM tends to like - or not criticise too heavily - stuff one-time ILMers write. This is probably cos most ILMers value friendship over music taste.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

women be shopping!

(haha arthur weren't you the one who STARTED with the whole misogyny in hip-hop thing way up thread?)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Regardless of whether or not they're part of the ILM hivemind, Nitsuh and Scott are both very good writers.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

gabbo - I get the pink thing as well (certainly when I first heard "Oh Boy" I thought it was the most homoerotic hip-hop song ever, and the piece you're referring to specified the high-camp elements of "Santana's Town"), but nothing can stop me thinking "Santana's Town" is less funky than even Adam Faith, and sounds more like Nuremberg Rally music than 99.9% of all other music ever made by African-Americans. maybe you don't hear crypto-fascism where I hear it; you're not European, after all.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

was*nobody* bothered by that 'need for traditionalism in music" quote from the same non-prophets review that i updated the 'pitchfork's silliest moments' thead with a few days ago?

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you've kind of got some points, arthur, but you're hinging them on some sketchy presumptions. ILM has opened their arms to PF and no longer objects to anything they publish anymore? huh? I could dig up some recent threads but eh. PF has definitely been consciously (if half-assedly -- or maybe whole-assedly but incompetently) catering to ILM for a while now, and maybe it has worked to some extent. big deal.

(x-post: "Santana's Town" isn't funky? boo hoo! does it have to be funky to be a hot rap song?)

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Nitsuh and Scott are bland and vanilla? Dooood. Isn't getting all huffy and red-faced over someone liking Cam'ron pretty much the definition of vanilla? Also, Arthur = most vanilla name ever.

And I wish ILM controlled the media! Maybe then I'd have a bit more cheddar! You so crazy.

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I was trying real hard to ignore the V-word. can we declare some kind of moratorium on its use as an insult, along with Wonder Bread?

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oh look, "sincere" taste! nitsuh actually melts his miss kittin promos and i once saw scott p. kick richard villabos in the shin.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

it is one thing for a rap song to not be funky. it is another for a rap song to be openly ANTI-FUNK. but then you wouldn't understand, Al - you weren't brought up in European social democracy, and the vast differences between those values and the values of Cam'ron / Juelz Santana is the root of my paranoid, self-loathing writings on the subject. I always feel embarrassed discussing it with Americans - for them, Juelz' personality is *natural* but for me, as a European social democrat, it isn't. really that is the harsh, ugly, unpleasant truth - calling a spade a spade, if you like.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the problem is that their sentences are neat, they get a kick out of being reasonable and they don't swear very often. I mean maybe if the music press were full of people writing concisely, cleverly and clearly about why things I like are good and important I wouldn't bother praising Scott. But it's not. Being right has to count for something.

(I read PFM very infrequently these days so I don't know anything about Pemberton, Omar etc.)

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"In Da Club" is pretty much anti-funk and pretty much great. My problem with "Santana's Town" is that it's a noisy obnoxious mess; it sounds like a teenage hardcore band practising, and lord knows I've heard that enough.

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

well said, Tico. I like their writing (and yours) more than most critics simply because there's not a lot of dramatic hyperbole or getting huffy over this or that, but still communicates unique opinions. and if lacking those qualities equals bland, then damn, pass the Wonder Bread (TM).

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

robin if you're trying to equate britain with "european social democracy" then you got some 'splainin to do! i have a hard time equating most of europe with "european social democracy. and britain's not even part of europe!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I see myself as European and a social democrat - what others choose to see themselves as is irrelevant to me. if I was raised in a particular regional / political tradition (and I was) then it really doesn't matter to me what the person next door thinks. and "In Da Club" is, to me, rhythmically African-American - certainly I can't imagine hearing it at any fascist rally anywhere in the world, the pace and the shifts of the song are all wrong. The thrusts of "Santana's Town", on the other hand, are perfect fur die Vaterland.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose the point here is that I wasn't raised in a tradition where popular music is at the centre of everything. the vast majority of people on ILM - even the non-Americans - were. that's the difference.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't get this european social democracy vs. popular music at center oddness! is this like saying you were raised on, like npr or something? or with the firm belief that culture should be good for you?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.toolan.com/hitler/nuremberg.gif
"Go, go, go shorty, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday"

No, that definitely wouldn't work.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

but "DIPSET-DIPSET-DIPSET-DIPSET" might, surely?

Sterling - in the sense that I was raised on BBC Radio 4 and the pre-Thatcher Brit-bourgeois cultural ideas, yes, and I *do* feel that European social democracy is antithetical to all that Juelz Santana stands for (although it is also antithetical to all that Toby Keith stands for - this isn't a racial thing). certainly most other people my age I've come across know much less about any sort of non-pop-cultural territory than I do (their parents were younger, they only read tabloids ...) and the Juelz album sounds more European than other hip-hop tends to, surely; the sped-up female vocal samples just remind me of Scooter, and can be whipped up to some of the same level of (crucially, defunkified) hysteria.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and the fascinating thing about Juelz to me is that, by sounding so European, he is SONICALLY RAPING HIS ENEMIES, rather than simply doing what 50 Cent does, blearily threatening them in vague, unspecific terms but sonically leaving their territory alone. just like the name of Ms Dynamite in the Times and Telegraph Court and Social pages offends British people of the high bourgeois tendency in a way that her mentions in the Sun would not, the sound of "Monster Music" is potentially more threatening to high bourgeois European culture than the rumble of "In Da Club"; at least the latter doesn't actually sonically humiliate the icons of high bourgeois European culture. the one thing more than anything else which will hurt and insult high bourgeois Europeans is hearing Juelz pissing all over choral music, as if to remind them that nothing and nobody and nowhere is safe from the other side these days. by comparison, 50 Cent is a coward in the cultural aggressive-proletarian vs cultivated-bourgeois war (it is too simplistic to say "US-Europe", whatever Auberon Waugh might have said and Will Hutton would still say), never stepping outside his own territory.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

But 50 is pissing all over spy-movie horn stabs! I dunno about Europe, but here James Bond is considered pretty classy.

This conversation is weird.

Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy, I really think you're reading a lot of political meaning into music that is pretty resolutely apolitical (esp. 50 Cent)...50 Cent's even said in interviews re: comparisons to Tupac that he has basically no interest in "the struggle" or whatever you call it - he's simply a business man getting money for him and his family.

Do you really think Juelz is thinking "I'm sonically raping my enemies" when he uses a European-sounding samples?? I doubt he would know what you were talking about (nor would I, for that matter)....Also, I don't really think most of Juelz or 50's venom is aimed at the "icons of high bourgeois European culture"....it's usually other rappers, at least in the case of 50....I know Juelz has some rhymes comparing himself to Mohammad Atta and some of the other 9/11 hijackers but I always wrote that off to just badass posing, just for shock value just as he might compare himself to Al Pacino from scarface or something...

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

of course I am, Matt, that's because I'm analysing a culture utterly unconnected to my own! that's the difference between me and almost everyone else in this thread, ultimately, unpleasant truth though it may be.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh and I certainly don't think 50 Cent has any connection whatsoever to the icons of high bourgeois European culture. nor do Juelz' *lyrics* have any such connections; I'm only talking about the sound (Juelz has the sound, 50 doesn't).

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, you must be new here.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I must be new here....I guess that mean you think my post was stupid? If it was, I'm sorry, I was just trying to wrap my head around what robin was saying, that's all....it seemed overly analytical to me....no offense intended robin.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(spelling error: mean should be means)

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

No not stupid at all. Just that reading too much into things seems to be par for the course.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, got it. me no understand sarcasm sometimes.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oops - "reading too much into things" by me or by ILM-ers generally?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

in general

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

understood

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
i dont what arthur means by ilm run major critical press. what press is being referred to here?

i like robins stuff on this thread. while i agree it could be considered overanalytical on the surface, and of course i dont think juelz was thinking along these lines, the subtext i can agree with. whether it is intentional on the part of the artist or not isnt so relevant to me, i am more interested in the fact that we can be at a point where records are made with that sound, which might have been difficult to imagine a few years ago. there is a certain monolithical, and almost fascistic, sound which does seem to be anti-funk. now, while i agree no one is thinking "lets sonically rape high culture euros", it is still surely a product of where to look for sound. and at one point this sound mightnt have been considered ripe for making, and now it is.

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

charlton i wouldnt take what "arthur" sez too seriously, you get me?

goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

And just who is 'arthur,' one wonders...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

would reading Henry James help? or would flannery o'connor be closer to the source?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

flaubert, i think.

goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, look,
I might pull my cash out and make your woman pass out
'Cause I get more green than a leprechaun in a grass house
Hold up, just shut your trap and listen to what the Chamillion say
I'm more throwed than a football on Superbowl Sunday
Mouth glassy, looking like I swallowed a mirror
Got to brush my teeth with Windex to see my ice more clearer
Ice got my lip numb, feel like I lost my lip
I don't drink and drive, Chamillion only park and sip
I'm off the *hic*-- oops, I mean I'm off the hook
Niggas see me but don't speak because I'm also a crook
Look, niggas want to hate me but they too scared to balla block this
I have your girl topless at the hotel eating chocolates
Wearing nothing but boxers and you talking to who?
I make a nigga slow his roll like he was talking in Screw
Parking lot pimp, I'm pulling all the hoes in my view
A G in my wallet and a little bit of dough in my shoe
Knock knock, who is it? It's the Color Changing Lizard
And my choppa come to pay you bootlegging midgets a visit
Get it right

d k (d k), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

DipSET DipSET DipSET!

This is one of the most hilarious threads ever...Cam'ron is a fascist clearly.

Btw, I think Rollie Pemberton is one of the best things to happen to Pitchfork, even though I think he was unneccessarily hard on that Atmosphere album...that bonus track maaaaang!!!!!

Also, if scottpl is so mainstream-obsessed, why is he the one who thinks The Rapture released the album of the year? The fuck, did that shit even chart? Yeah, Scott, I really dig the top 10, Basement Jaxx you're dead-on about, but The Rapture? Its good, but its not great.

But yeah, I think Scott and Rollie are grrrrrreat writers. Go Pfork.

ddrake, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, how is that line in the Non-Prophets review "sexist"?

ddrake, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://villagevoice.com/issues/0345/clover.php

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(I have no idea what it means that my Pitchfork writing has been denigrated as both "bland" and "a little too hysterical.")

nabiscothingy, Monday, 10 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It means you're either hysterically bland or blandly hysterical, obviously.

Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

it means you're a suburban mother on prozac

goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

those new fucking x-tra long voice titles are getting out of hand

goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

haha my orig. proposed title was just "diplomatic misanthropy"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

almost had heart attack when Chuck told me my Rapture/Jaxx kicker "wasn't long enough"!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...
Ying Yang Twins [ft. Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz]: "Salt Shaker" -
Equal parts jungle funk and strip club anthem, "Salt Shaker" is made with the intention of creating a spiritual cousin to both "Get Low" and "Whistle While You Twerk", respectively, and in this regard, it succeeds admirably. There's no positive message here, there's little to no verse structure, and there are two phases of note in the beat. But the song works in the short attention spanning arena of BET-ready rap music, all urgency and chants. The vocalists do little to push the genre forward, obviously, but manage to make a hilarious club song, regardless of the rampant misogyny inherent

[Rollie Pemberton; January 26th, 2004]

another clause, sir?, Monday, 26 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Won't Ying Yang Twinz be pissed when someone tells them they forgot to push the genre forward.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 26 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I confessed a lot on this thread. i wouldn't normally have had the guts.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ha!

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...
that's the only good part.

William Wiggins, Thursday, 26 February 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

Sym (shmuel), Friday, 27 February 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
(10/20/03)

schmotel, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)


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