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1. Step into my asshat baby
2. Dear catastrophe asshat
3. If asshat wants me
4. Piazza New York asshat
5. Asleep on an asshat
6. I'm an asshat
7. Asshat don't send me
8. Wrapped up in asshat
9. Lord Asshat
10. If you find yourself caught in asshat

― Asshat, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's the stongest since "If You're Feeling Asshat." Don't get me wrong, I love "The Boy With the Arab Asshat," and "Asshatmilk," but I thought "Fold Your Asshat, Asshat, you walk like An Asshat" lacked strong songs and "Stoyasshat" was too jumbled.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Another asshat must be found
Someone to take your asshat beyond
Another TV "I Love Asshat"
One more box of cheapo asshat"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

moderator, please lock the internet

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 October 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I downloaded Asshatmilk (what an image! Dan Perry to thread!) and really enjoyed it.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 October 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Asshat in the snow" is surely their best song.

― Hanna (Hanna), Thursday, 16 October 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

what about "the asshat i am in"?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 16 October 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stars Of Track And Asshat".

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 16 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Belle and Sebasshat

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 16 October 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurley's having Asshat

― chris (chris), Thursday, 16 October 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

and your point is?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 16 October 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Point is, Marcello, that this is the funniest thread all week (that is, until I began posting). Idiosyncracy is lovely, dontcha think?

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 16 October 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And then there's the E.P.s:
"3...6...9...Seconds of Asshat"
"Lazy Line Painter Asshat"
"Asshat on Wheels"
"This is Just a Modern Asshat"
"Jonathan Asshat"
"I'm Waking Up to Asshat"
"Legal Asshat"

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll only buy an asshat for the way it looks, and then I'll stick it on the shelf again"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

'maybe you will have an asshat tonight'

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I Care Because You Asshat is far better than Selected Ambient Asshats 1.

― Dog Latin, Thursday, 16 October 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are in two minds, tossing a coin, to decide if you should tell your folks about a dose of thrush you got from licking asshats"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 17 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

seeing other asshats, at least that's what we'll say we are doing

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 17 October 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck This Asshat

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 17 October 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat Is A Dickslap

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 17 October 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was an asshat I was confounded by you
Now I'm still an asshat I am indebted to you
Every song I ever wrote was written for asshat
Written for asshat

Now I'm feeling flat you seem mile away
I'm so tired that down on the asshat I'll lay
Till the asshat on the tree comes falling on me
Fall on me

From my window I can see the asshats in snow
From my window I will shut my eyes and let go
Promise me you'll always be around when I call
And when I fall

On the asshat up on the wall, looking down
On the asshat , to me a vision was shown
If I could hold on to asshat till I was full grown
Peace would I know

To my asshat on wheels I'll tell my pleasures and woes
To my asshat on wheels I'll tell my secrets and more
Then one day in spring I'll take him down to the road
Anything goes

― , Friday, 17 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The side projects, The Gentle Asshats, Amphetamasshat, V-Asshat, Snow Asshat, and Stuart David's Asshat never impressed me as much as Belle and Sebasshat

― Jonathan (Jonathan), Friday, 17 October 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs boys when there's asshats around?

― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

tales from topograsshat oceans

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Asshats vs Grassfuckers...FITE!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm, what is an ass hat, actually?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Asshat
2. With a Little Help from My Homeys
3. Asshat in the Sky With Diamonds
4. Butting Gibber
5. Fixing an Asshole
6. She's Heaving Loam
7. Being for the Benefit of Mr. Asshat
8. Within You, Ugnh! (I Wanna Sex U Up!)
9. When I'm Sixty-Four (Will You Still Think I'm an Asshat?)
10. Lovely Rita the Naughty Metermaid and her Saucy Trollop Girlfriend
11. Good Morning, Good Morning (Can Anyone Find My Asshat?)
12. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Asshat (Techno Remix)
13. A Lay in the Dyke

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I was looking for an asshat then I found an asshat and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

― , Friday, 17 October 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshats of the world - unite and take over.

― , Friday, 17 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat full of hollow.

― , Friday, 17 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

1. The Revealing Asshat of God (Asshat-Howe) - 20:23
2. The Remembering - Thigh the Memory (Asshat-Howe) - 20:35
3. The Asshat - Grassfuckers Under the Sun (Asshat-Howe) - 18:37
4. Ritual - Nu-ilx Sommes du Cornee Indee Fuchs (Asshat-Howe) - 21:33

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Smells Like Teen Asshat.

― que, Friday, 17 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

my neck / my back / my pussy and asshat

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 17 October 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"...and if a ten ton asshat crashes into us..."

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash8.jpg

― , Saturday, 18 October 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I am an asshat and I need to be loved / Just like anybody else does.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 18 October 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Stuart Murdoch would approve of all the references to Yes on this thread.

― Damian (Damian), Saturday, 18 October 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

what about me?
It isn't fair
I've had enough now I want my share
Can't you see
I wanna live
But you ASSHATS just take more than you give

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 18 October 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ambition makes you look pretty ugly
kicking screaming Gucci little asshats

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

asshat this... asshat that...
why on sweet earthat is there so little love for cockhat, for godhat's sake??

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 18 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm annoyed that peckernose and "scrotal socket" never took off.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 18 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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