" i'm sorry i've left me card at home" : the great spoken bits in the middle of albums thread.

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come to think of it not just in the middle but at the start, on the outro or indeed anywhere.

if there's been a similair thread i couldn't find it.

"well you're late aswell, that's 3 times on the run...if you're late again the supervisor says we're gonna put yer on daily signin..."

"HA !!"

― piscesboy, Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

""You fuckin' die!" I said, to her. I said "YOU FUCKIN' DIE!" to her. Huh? What? No, no...I was talking to Kim, I said "You fuckin' die". No, I...err...we were just goofing around. No, no, it didn't have anything to do with anything. She said, "Don't anybody touch my stuff", and I said "You fuckin' die", like that. I was finishing her part for her. You know what I mean?"

Surfer Rosa 0wnz this thread, I feel.

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Philip is terribly OTM

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Interesting place, this... I like it here, I think Ill stay and see what happens" Television Personalities... "The Painted Word"

― nothingleft (nothingleft), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"...girls and fucked 'em at school. All I know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players...
And then the next thing you know..."

― Leon Neyfakh, Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

'Did you find your shit?'

― calstars (calstars), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Either...

A) "How you not gonna have my money when I let you hold my shit?"
or
B) "C'mon motherfucker, put your clothes on!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh no you didn't once again!" - Fannypack

― Michael G, Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Whatcha doin?" "Chewin' chocolate" "Where'd you get it?" "Doggy dropped it" "Carry on then.."

― enoughrope, Friday, 17 October 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Todd Rundgren teaches us about the exciting world of tape hiss and hum at the beginning of side 2 of Something / Anything?

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Friday, 17 October 2003 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci to thread.

"There is no need for it to be so loud - especially the bass! Bass. Sounds. Travel."

― Damian (Damian), Friday, 17 October 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

[from sketchy memory] "Hello?"
"Oh, this is Steve Ignorant from Crass."
"Ah - how's the Israelis [?] record going?"
"Mmm mmm... listen, I was sitting here and I was thinking, where's my fucking cash?"
"..."
"I've got a habit to support."
"Yeah, I know..."
"I can give you a hard time."
"Look..."
"This means war, mate."

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 October 2003 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Our Father who art in heaven. Please stay there."

― Michael B, Friday, 17 October 2003 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

...grab your ass, spread your cheeks and give me two good coughs - Ice Cube, opening to 'The Predator'

― Neil Simpson, Friday, 17 October 2003 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Todd Rundgren teaches us about the exciting world of tape hiss and hum at the beginning of side 2 of Something / Anything? "

P-p-p-p-peas p-p-p-p-popping!

Actually, Wu-Tang ownz this thread.

― Beta, Friday, 17 October 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Good point, Andy.

"Yo check the joint
Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now
Check it out, boom, this how you freak em, boom
You go get you go get the cream joints right? Boom
Now now, all you all you dye, is this shit right here
Boom, and this, yaknowhatI'msayin? Any color you want
But it'd be like, blue and cream, yaknowhatI'msayin?
Shit like that, niggaz don't even know this stuff
Word is bond I'ma rock niggaz this summer, on the real
KnowhatI'msayin? Yo son, I had crazy visions
Check it out check it out check it out, boom
Just imagine if you buy, ooooh!! Check it out
Just imagine you bought navy blue, right
A navy blue, a navy blue pair right, boom
Of this, of this shit, knowhatI'msayin?
But dye gold top and got cream on top
Then you can have any color like
But you gotta drip it like it's marble cake..."

Sir Ghostface Killah at the beginning of "Glaciers of Ice" on Only Built 4 Cuban Linx.

― Rollie Pemberton (Rollie Pemberton), Friday, 17 October 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

put your fur boots on

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 17 October 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yo Victor! Listen, whatever you do, remember this here: YOU CAN'T HOLD NO GROOVE IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO POCKET."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 18 October 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yo fellas! I gotta ask! What's cooler than bein' cool? ICE COLD!!!"

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 18 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"I mean, like, they're not gonna kill you right? So like, if you give 'em a quick.. short... sharp... shock they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean certainly he was there but I know I was in the right..."

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 18 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Rollie.
That's exactly the one i thought of too. Or else the last track on Supreme Clientele. Waht?

― Beta, Saturday, 18 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

knock knock knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock knock
Yeah ... yeah, wait there

Church - Just For You

― mentalist (mentalist), Saturday, 18 October 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"The fuck you mean, is he fuckin' dead? Nigga lyin' there like a ewborn fuckin' baby"

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 18 October 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Petty interrupts the Full Moon Fever CD to announce that this is when people with cassettes or vinyl would have to flip sides. In the background Roy Orbison is making farm animal noises.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 18 October 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(That hilarious 'phone call' from The Orb's "Towers of Dub" ...arrgh, if only I remembered it by heart)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 18 October 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

more?

― pisces, Saturday, 27 October 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

― pc user, Saturday, 27 October 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

"shit! if this gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 27 October 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

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