"Hooping"

This past year a lot of my friends have started "hooping" their pills - to wit, putting their pills up their bums and taking it from there. Unsurprisingly it's been only females that tell me about this, as I suspect guys try it too but are loath to admit to self-rectal tampering. I hear it's quite epic save for occasional "misfires" where it gets lodged in a moisture-lacking crevice and "just sorta klunks around in there." It's supposed to deliver a highly tactile reverie where jaw-jacking is eliminated and - here's the barely relevant part - sensitivity to music is much better than with the conventional method and minute soundwaves usually unnoticed are slammed right into your gasping musculature. Now I don't drop anymore cos I sort of had a crack up 2 yrs ago and spent 14 months on sertraline and clonazepam and feared a clash, but I feel great nowadays without meds and wouldn't rule out hooping one if there were to be a truly worthy concert or such in town. Opinions?

Peace out anyone who remembers me, my email's working. SOrry for being outy so long. Stay beautiful, stay free.