(I already did this on ILE) SO, is the grub at Pamparius Pizza pretty good?

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If you don't answer, I will, as soon as I can get to Oslo.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you going to Oslo?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, really, I'm not, at least I have no plans to now, but if I do, I'm gonna eat some Pamparius Pizza. I just wanna know if anyone else has had it.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like traveling? Maybe you've never done it before. Have you traveled before?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Only by way of the USAF (to TX, then CA, then TX, then MD, where I am now) but, I'm out now, so the sky is the limit, at least until I'm not unemployed again, or my credit cards max out.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I need to find some strong, blonde, handsome sailor, that Norwegians call Lars.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad was in the airforce and we always got to fly all over the place. I got to go on a lot of airplanes when I was a kid and I got to live in lots of different places. But then he got a different job and I didn't fly on a plane for about nine years. It seems like a long time. And last summer I got to fly from Regina to Toronto to go to my grandparents' fiftieth wedding anniversary. It was supposed to be just my dad and me because my mom and sister couldn't really afford to come and my sister was starting school. She goes to a Catholic school and they all have an alternative school year. But then my dad's sisters offered to pay for the flight. They are all pretty rich. One of my dad's sisters had her husband get killed by falling out of the back of one of those big Hercules planes. And it was the military's fault so she got all kinds of money and her kids get to go to university for free and she married this guy who does something with computers and she has the totally nicest house I've ever seen. It's so beautiful. It's a new house right in a new subdivision. And the other sister is some kind of teacher but she lives alone and somehow she's a bit rich. The other two sisters are just young and not rich or anything. My mom was crying when she heard she got to come. Just kind of happy red eyes. Not full on crying or anything. It was really nice to get to fly again. I loved it so much. They had this thing where you can follow where your plane is over the land. Like a GPS thing with a plane and a map and your heading and stuff. I bought a bunch of food, too. It was kind of expensive but I didn't care.

I go to the Regina Airport sometimes to play Tetris and eat breakfast, if it's early. I think it has the only Tetris machine in the whole city. I'm not sure if they have arcade machines in bars and stuff. So, there might be one there.

Why do you want to find a handsome sailor? I didn't think you were gay because you called those people who like that new rap-metal band 'faggots.'

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to go get a sweater, I'm really cold.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for the life story. I enjoyed it, until the third line where I stopped paying a lot of attention.

Well, those gimmicky rap-metal guys (and their mall-ass dopplegangers) are faggots, mostly because being called "faggots" would offend them. Just like "skateboard faggots" would offend those skateboard guys. Because, fuck those guys.

Personally, I think that a strong blonde handsome sailor would be the best guy (as long as he don't drown) to show me Cape Town. And I'd surely die to see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai.

And also, I hate the kids.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, gay people call people "faggots" all the time. Just ask my wife, we watch all those HBO specials with jail people and toss-salad man and stuff.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(I got a sweater. I love it because it's actually a sweater. Like, it's a sweater that looks like it was made out of wool. I checked yesterday and it's 100% acrylic. It's not one of those tight, thin, dark sweaters, the ones that are kind of stretched so you can see the lines in it. It's a thick, contemporary sweater. It's, I think, dark brown. With two parallel lines about as thick as a finger across the chest. Bottom one, sort of creamy grey. Top one, a pretty dark brown with sort of a grey static on it, hard to describe.)

I guess the 'faggot' thing makes sense. It just seemed weird when you were talking about handsome, blonde sailors.

Why do you hate the kids now? They're the future, right?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, what ever happened with the car stuff? I kind of forget the specifics.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate the kids because the suck. The car, I got it, it's alot quicker than the 1991 New Yorker that plays backup now. In fact, if I took this new car to Sweden, I might be able to kick it with the raggare, but they're a bunch of motherfuckers.

And no matter what your preference is, you can't deny the Prince of the Rodeo. He's the worlds most progressive cowboy (and don't forget the clown).

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of car is it? Do you want to talk about it?

http://www.turbojugendusa.com/New%20Site%20Folder/New%20Site/downloads/singles/rodeo_insert_1.gif

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Turbonegro are 'a throwback to the decadent, hedonistic glam metal, heavy metal, and hard rock of the '70s and '80s.' Do you like that new band? The Darkness, right?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

They've never done anything wrong. The only word that describes their timeline is Glorious.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And they are the God I pray to.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Much like that video "Glorious" by Eddie Izzard.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think I would like them?

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to have an open mind and a soul that is willing to travel into the Darkness, possibly forever. It is up to you.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ANd you have to like things that rock the fuck out.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a few poppers and do them while you have your guitar hanging around your neck and the Marshall stack blaring feedback with all levels at 10, and you'll change your mind.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

And by the way, how is the pizza at Pamparius Pizza?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been there before.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So you just wanted to start some kinda argument w/ me on my previous "nu-metal mall fag" thread. Thanks DK, I feel better now, even though no one has really answered me. Go buy Ass Cobra and Apocalypse Dudes amd listen to them, you'll never be the same.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey. I don't really mind you calling people 'faggots.' There's no problem there. (I mean, homophobia and poppers and handsome, blonde, Scandanavian sailors and a pretty defensive invocation of a 'wife.' Wink wink, right?)

I have to go to bed right now. I have a fever! That's why I had to put on a sweater. I took some Advil and I felt a bit better but I'm still really tired.

Just e-mail me if you'd like to keep talking! I love e-mail.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

And I love you.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

And don't fear the Nyquil, that's really the only redeeming quality of getting sick in my opinion. I love that shit.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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