Lil' Kim has officially imploded

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I weep for her.

― Neon Noodle, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

OH NO THAT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'll be in the crib givin' ni**az deep throat"/Right, then, I'll just get me coat

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

looks more like exploded to me.

― hstencil, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get it, what's the big deal? Is it cuz she isn't half-naked?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

It's because she has replaced her head with a wax replica.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

OH SHIT, KIM'S EYEBROW'S JUST FELL OFF!!

http://www.montessorifamily.com/images/photo_caz_fuzzy_friend.jpg

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

huh, I thought she always looked like that. With that "fake-fruit" plastic sheen on her cheeks and the tattooed eyebrows. That's what she looks like in the fashion spreads in People and Us, anyway.

Don't ask how I know that.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

she looks pretty bad but i dont understand the "imploded" bit.

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Usually her bare breasts and ass are distracting you from the fact that her head isn't real.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, if there's any shock here it's that she's fully clothed in public.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Lil Kim's "eyebrows" = Groucho Marx's "moustache"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, oh how horribly hideous and shocking... i turn my head. le eek. much rather look at pop stars that don't have to use make up like the beautiful tom petty... oh baby

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(actually, drag is exactly what tom petty has been lacking his entire career, come to think of it)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

(not as much a tim curry type drag, more like edgar winters drag)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

dunno that anyone here may have seen it, but there's this rather ridiculous program airing on cable/satellite channel SpikeTV (formerly TNN) called "Ride with Funkmaster Flex." Lil' Kim is quite often on this show, and although i've only (thankfully) seen one episode, i must say that i was shocked to see she was almost completely clothed at the time. excepting the fact that her (long-sleeved black) shirt had a strategically-cut triangular slash going from the left side of her neckline down to the top of her right areola, she was covered from neck to toe. well, and except her hands, too.

freaky.

― janni (janni), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

She's vile.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

kind of a nice smile though, really. huh.

― Aaron A., Monday, 27 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

What's up with her eyebrows?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks like she's wearing one of those clear plastic Halloween masks that bank robbers often wear in movies.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000058T7J.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She has the same birthday as a girl I used to love but now still secretly love behind the ruse of "just friends".

Shit, TMI, sorry. Mental note: don't click send.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

D'oh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she just has a shiny face in the photo, weirdos.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

DID YOU NOT SEE THE EYEBROWS OF DOOM STERLING?????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

you know we're only calling them eyebrows because those things are were eyebrows should be. Some guy standing on the pitcher's mound isn't necessarily a pitcher, ya know.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

does her shirt read "Vague"?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

They melted her down and turned her into Xtina's new breasts.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

This whole Xtina new breasts thing is all hearsay until we see photographic evidence, Nick.

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

Lil’ Kim welcomed her daughter at 9:58 a.m. EST in New Jersey, the insider tells Us. The newborn — named Royal Reign — weighed in at 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and measured 19.5 inches in length.

― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 03:50 (twelve years ago)

ROYAL REIGN

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:38 (twelve years ago)

OMG

― Tim F, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 10:18 (twelve years ago)

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