Darren Hayman abuse techniques

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Darren Hayman is DJing at the annual manchester smile birthday extravaganza. How do I best harangue him?

(bear in mind that i was an obsessed hefner fan for many years before I reached puberty, and he knows me oh so embarrassingly well)

― Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouldn't you be answering this question for other people, then?

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

fortune and glory as in The Lollies?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

tell him he's a four eyed twat and his last three records were unutterably crap

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell him that "Porn Shoes" by The French is easily the worst indie single of the year, what with being over-indulgent, sneering, cock-in-ear shit.

I used to love Hefner as well. Before they became shit.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, the french record is easily the worst record ever recorded. he should have let ant sing all of the songs.

― keith (keithmcl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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