[Name of Pop Star]: Naked

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You know what I find interesting is when music magazines do a profile of a (usually female) pop star and the title is of the piece is "[Name of Pop Star]: Naked." Usually what's happening here is that these pop stars are not actually featured completely naked in the accompanying photo spread. They are shown with very little clothing, but it turns out that the content of the interview is complete raw, stripped, "naked." They're revealing their inner selves rather than just shedding clothing (though they do this too.) What a clever technique. Keep it up, pop mag editors. I'm hooked.

― Mark (MarkR), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the phear!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is, I get a total boner for bared souls, so I'm in either way!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard Britney's new album is her most honest yet!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but who is asking her to be honest?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to read an article called "[Artist]:New sweater and some finely-creased trousers" because it's just pop, and who fucking cares about their tortured-lives.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

who fucking cares about their tortured-lives.

Amen, brother!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"A Total Boner for Bared Souls" is the catchphrase for November.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i get an erection thinking about the subway!

i was watching the food knetwerk and it was a special about halloween candy and they were doing a segment on gummy rats and the host goes "...so lets go behind the scenes to see how these spooky treats are made". but that's only half the story. get this: instead of "behind the SCENES" he actually said "behind the SCREAMS"! can you fucking believe THAT?! i nearly got a nosebleed i was laughing so hard. i quickly shooted very very many shots of hard liquor, forcing myself to pass out before things got very very messy!

― shut up, Monday, 3 November 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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