Agent Smith: What's on your walkman?

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"Helloooooo Misster Andersoon."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Deltron 3030 "Virus"
Radiohead "Paranoid Android"
Rage Against the Machine (ha ha)
Rogers Beer Stand "Kill Keanu Reeves"*
Servotron "Theme for An Ultimate and Inevitable Victory"

*(I'm seriously not making this up [this was my band from 97/98]; the chorus went "kill keanu! kill keanu reeves! crush Ted Theodore Logan with a phone booth 'til he bleeds!")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Nirvana 'Something In The Way'
Jesus Jones 'Zeroes And Ones (Prodigy mix)'
Coldcut 'Cloned Again'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthrax 'I'm The Man'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! I found the verses:

you were really good as Ted
but in every other movie you've been in I wished you were dead
yes that even goes for Point Break
and whoever cast you in Midsummer Nights Dream made the worst mistake

KILL KEANU! KILL KEANU REEVES! CRUSH TED THEODORE LOGAN WITH A PHONE BOOTH 'TIL HE BLEEDS!

"be excellent to each other" you said
now when I see your name in the credits I'm full of dread
why are you such a tool?
you're a shitty bass player, but SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

KILL KEANU! KILL KEANU REEVES! CRUSH TED THEODORE LOGAN WITH A PHONE BOOTH 'TIL HE BLEEDS!

*back to your regularly scheduled programming*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Zeros and Ones"!!!! Awesome.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ecrannoir.fr/stars/us/images/smith1.gif

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing but lame shit

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy Bejesus, that's more phallic than my mom's dildo!

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

johnny rivers (or devo) - secret agent man

― pete from the street, Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

buckner & garcia - pac-man fever

misfits - 138

kraftwerk - we are the robots

― pete from the street, Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Voodoo Queens, Kenuwee Head

Keanu Reeves you make believe
You make me sad
I really cried when you cut off your hair
You looked so square

I'll be your historical babe
Just you and me and the desert moon
In your soft cool breeze
It blows incessantly

Keanu, Kananoo, Kenuwee, Kano-oo
How do you say your name?
It doesn't matter anyway
Cause you look good in a wet suit
And that's where I want to be

He was in Bill & Ted and when he walks
He shakes his meat head
Shake it!

He's the dude of dude of dude of dudes
the most bodacious boy
He's forever cool
Keanu, Kananoo, Kenuwee, Kano-oo!

How do you say your name?
It doesn't matter anyway
Cause you look good in a wet suit
And that's where I want to be

He's the most bodacious boy you ever saw
When will he be more than just a picture on my fridge door

Keanu, Kananoo, Kenuwee, Kanu-nu
Keanu, Kananoo, Kenuwee, Kanu-nu
Keanu, Kananoo, Kenuwee, Kanu-nu
Ooh - ee!

He's Cool!!

http://www.lsm.us.mensa.org/lsrg2/matrix.jpg

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

New Christy Minstrels

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Aktion 13F14 by Tomohawk, it has a Stephen Hawkin voiced verse about hand to hand combat

― Cacaman Flores, Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Mad Capsule Markets!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

belle and sebastian - sleep the clock around

― Sean M (Sean M), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd hope that he'd listen to Servotron, stuff like the "Human Virus" and "Pull the Plug"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

In Every Dream Home a Heartache - Roxy Music

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ministry - "My Possession"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

flowchart

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic Sinatra. Maybe some Eagles.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 November 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Library Music for Advertising vol 31 - "Teen angst"

― Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 14 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Synergy
Venetion Snares
The Human League
Yellow Magic Orchestra
Yello
Matronix

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Friday, 14 November 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed Rush and Optical

"Stigmata" by Ministry

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Adult., "Human Wreck"

― Jeremy (Jeremy), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dream Weaver"

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 14 November 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't his walkman merely contain recorded instructions from the central cerebro-core of the matrix overlords? On a never-ending loop?
1. Cerebro Core - Humanity Supression Agenda 2. Cerebro Core - Humanity Supression Agenda (Remix) 3. Cerebro Core - Special Emergency Protocols 4. Cerebro Core - Weapon of Choice

Same Program is on both sides of this cassingle

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Power Tool: "Two Heads Are Better Than One", just to bring it all full circle.

I've just realised that Keanu must be the only actor in history to appear in FIVE movies where a telephone is used as a means of transportation. Weird.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

no charlie that wasn't a phone it was a bus...oh i see...

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Prodigy - 'Poison'
That 'Bezerker' song from Clerks
Vince Di Cola - 'Unicron's Theme'
Gwar

Charlie, don't forget, 5 movies where the idea that he's a little...slow (and wooden) plays a major factor.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm also imagining Smith getting some sick thrill out of watching Sophie Ellis Bextor's 'Mannequin Video Promo' ('Get Over You'). He probably gets big laughs out of 'Earth Song' and 'Imagine'.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

ha! I found the verses:
you were really good as Ted
but in every other movie you've been in I wished you were dead
yes that even goes for Point Break
and whoever cast you in Midsummer Nights Dream made the worst mistake
KILL KEANU! KILL KEANU REEVES! CRUSH TED THEODORE LOGAN WITH A PHONE BOOTH 'TIL HE BLEEDS!
"be excellent to each other" you said
now when I see your name in the credits I'm full of dread
why are you such a tool?
you're a shitty bass player, but SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
KILL KEANU! KILL KEANU REEVES! CRUSH TED THEODORE LOGAN WITH A PHONE BOOTH 'TIL HE BLEEDS!
*back to your regularly scheduled programming*
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, November 13, 2003 2:24 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― and whaterface (how's life), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

One stand out track among several today was Ash Ra Temple's Amboss mainly cos it was one of the main tracks I was conscious 0f never having heard it on the walkman despite knowing I put it on there. Not sure if it's taken a year and a half to appear or if I just keep missing it somehow. Anyway great to hear it at last.

― Stevolende, Friday, 7 June 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

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