Worst Album of All Time

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(What's the Story)Morning Glory - Oasis

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's, it's..."Dirty Dancing" - Soundtrack

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That one with the song on it.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It's, it's..."Fear of a Black Planet" - Public Enemy

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's another contender:
Pearl Jam - vs
or Ten for that matter

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! Good one, Ron.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys are way off. It's clearly Vanilla Ice's "Mind Blowin' "

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's, it's..."George Best" - The Wedding Present

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanilla Ice! My God! That's a bad 'un. Haha!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

What about... "Low" - David Bowie?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Or "Hand Cut" - Bucks Fizz?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Or "The Stone Roses" - The Stone Roses?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Or am I over-rating that?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Vanilla was trying to get down with Cypress Hill, and it just wasn't good, you know?

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― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Echobelly - Everyone's got one

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Incredible Shrinking Dickies" - The Dickies

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I take that back.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rank" - The Smiths

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Could that be the worst?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I win?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Rage Against the Machine.

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Harvest" - Neil Young

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Poems from Alexandra" - Fotheringay

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on Eyeball Kicks, you're not trying. Some people actually dislike Harvest.

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Quirkwork" - Richard Bone

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Transformer" - Lou Reed

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Eyeball Kicks, do you have tourettes?

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shodo" - Mario Pavone

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Music for the jilted generation - Prodigy

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You think that's worse than Nigel Kennedy's "Kafka", Ron?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Cos I think it's up there with Super Shit 666's eponymous debut effort.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

What about his Hendrix one? I've heard neither.
Just thinking about the awfulness of these albums makes my flesh creep.

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, y'know, each to his own.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

No 'Ball. I think they should be BANNED.

I don't really

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Forever Changes" - Love

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dirty" - Mr. Brady

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well then: The White Album

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, Ron?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Love" - Heidi Berry

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Expecting to Fly" - Buffalo Springfield

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fucking 'till Midnight" by The Little Queers

― Pete S, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Acoustic Canine" - Dog Named David

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Expecting to Fly isn't an album

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lady Samantha" - Elton John

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Expecting to Fly isn't an album

So I have to miss a turn, right?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(sighs) That's not an album Elton.....

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete S, i haven't heard your suggestion

― Ronjeremy, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Be Glad

― Pete S, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

(sighs) That's not an album Elton.....

Ha! It was so!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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Fingers pointed straight at Mr. Currie for that Mr. Swenson album he put out on his label.

It's a great album (though I admit I've only been able to listen to it twice, including the mastering). But anyone who's still curious can listen to mp3s here.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Scoundrel Days" - A-ha
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), November 18th, 2003.

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Chris B Sure and I deny you our love.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 18th, 2003.

Thats for sure.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yes definitely even worse than that...*thing*, Stew. Actually the last *Primal's* (snigger) album might be worse than the Holy Bible. I haven't heard it, nor hopefully ever will, but just the fact that they're still around trying to gurn their way into rock history, maan, is horrifying.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Manic Street Idiots.....hahahahahaha. Cheers, Doctor!

What, no mention of the Stone Temple Bozacks?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the pros and cons of hitch-hiking

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I stand by my answer, that I haven't heard the worst album ever, and nobody else on ILx has either.

Listing albums that you, yourself, find overrated is just pathetic. Particularly when said album is generally considered part of the critical "canon" of rock.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shout at the Devil" - Motley Crue

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"So" - Peter Gabriel

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"FLM" - Mel & Kim

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(Wrong thread. Sorry, MODERATOR PLEASE REMOVE MEL & KIM).

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"The First Month of Summer" - Buttons and Bows

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Man Who" - Travis

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Our Lady of the Flowers" - Jean Genet

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Payback Time" - DJ Alligator

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Kick Inside" - Kate Bush

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Unforgettable: A Tribute to Dinah Washington" - Aretha Franklin

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Marshall Mathers LP" - Eminem

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pure Rubbish" - Pure Rubbish

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that's only an EP, pedants.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mother's Pride" - Fanny

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bags' Groove" - Miles Davis

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"Going Blank Again" - Ride

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pick Up Heaven" - Drain

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Barry's Car" - Dogshit

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Great Pretender" - Lester Bowie

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Any Tarantino soundtrack.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"King of the Delta Blues Singers" - Robert Johnson

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Worst Indie Album in the World....Ever!" - various

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Anything That Doesn't Move" - Swimmingpool

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Holy Bible", while of course not the worst, is at least among the most overrated albums - particularly when compared to the rest of their output.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nephesh" - Pride & Fall

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You represent every aspect of womanhood that makes me smirk, Geir.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"Blindcyde (My Arrival Before Year 2-Gee)" - Blindcyde

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Abbey Road" - The Beatles

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Suck for Coffee" - The Toffee-Nosed Twits

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Unknown Pleasures" - Joy Division

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Are You Normal?" - Ned's Atomic Dustbin

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Selected Ambient Works 85-92" - Aphex Twin

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Zuma" - Neil Young

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Gotta Get Thru This" - Daniel Bedingfield

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Christmas Album" - Elvis Presley

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"At the Paris Olympia" - Edith Piaf

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Three Minute Hercules" - Tube Top

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"A Different Kind of Tension" - The Buzzcocks

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 20 November 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Half the time Eyeball kicks confuses bad with good.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Thursday, 20 November 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

. <- point

x <- cs appleby

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 20 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

Okay, serious answer: I defy anyone, anyone to find an album that is worse than 'Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler' by Waking The Cadaver.

― Welcome To (Turrican), Sunday, 9 November 2014 01:09 (ten years ago)

youd need to find someone who heard it first

― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 9 November 2014 01:38 (ten years ago)

Sounds like a concept album about the diary of a minor character from Chronicles of Riddick.

― Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 9 November 2014 01:42 (ten years ago)

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