Britney Spears VS Karhimi Karie

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battle royale , who would win

― anthony, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Britney, obviously. She has the uber-tan.

― Ally, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd say Britney just to spite Matthew James. *cackles*

― Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends on which are more dangerous weapons: pointy breasts or knobby knees.

― tha chzza, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mandy Moore's Mullet will destroy all!

― jess, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

britney is not even worth cleaning miss k's shoes

― francesco, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

britney and thoselonenely pet eyes ....just obsolete

― f, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why would I be so smoten, Robin?

I like Kahimi less than I'd like to. Too pallid a voice, she only occasionally gets a song that reallys uits it like Mike Always Diary. Can't bear britney merely for her intolerable puppydog act in her videos. It makes me mad.

― matthew james, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

plastic girl or elastic girl

― A.Honda, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Britney has probably got the moves after hanging with frat daddies all day long. But Kahimie Karie looks like she has got hidden reservoirs of strength. It would be close. Musically Britney has not stooped to such wah-harmonica Sheryl Crow-ish riffage as has our lady Miss Karie. But she's still young. I guarantee Britney has her classic rock phase.

I assume Mister Momus has an opinion on this.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kahimi is ok, but britney wins fairly comfortably

― gareth, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What perfect legs Britney Spears sports!

― Kodanshi, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mr momus shares a celibate mattress with both, gandhi-style

(boy is the wackness of britney's clothes-sense huge)

― mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as is the whackness

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think our K likes 'em thick.

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

speaking of thick, beyoncé could wreck them both two times.

― Tracer hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, maybe in the overrated slag competition...

Speaking of which, am I the only person who thinks Beyonce Knowles looks like a black Gisele Bundchen?

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no but she does pray over her wardrobe

― anthony, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, do you have some Victoria's Secret catalogue where thin-as-a-rail elf-woman Gisele looks like brickhouse elbow-dropper Beyoncé?? If so I will pay money for it.

Oh you were talking about Beyonce. Never mind :)

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some of us actually look above tit-level and at people's faces.

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got nothing.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― Kodanshi, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I vote for Britney because I never heard of the other woman.

― me myself and I, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kahimi karie hands down

― hovercraft2x, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

kahimi is ok, but britney wins fairly comfortably

gareth i sincerely hope you were taking a large dose when you made this unfortunate statement

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Britney is in better shape. i'm sure i'm not the only one who'd sell internal organs for tickets to see this

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 10 April 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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