Let's create imaginary AMG entries

Do you even/ever work, Geir?

No one could possibly top this.

Wow, Gringo Hero, you certainly put a lot of work into that.

how about:

Alt!

While ubiquitous and overly-publicized during their brief existence, the Krautrock duo Alt! cast a puny shadow over later generations of musicians and served as a major influence on artists as diverse as Anthony Newley, Glen Branca, The Pixies, Daevid Allen, and Elastica. Alt! formed in Berchtesgaden, Germany, in 2153 after multi-instrumentalists Michael Red and Klaus More Dinger both split from Power Station. Recorded in the space of four days with Cannot producer Conrad Bored, the duo's self-titled debut appeared early in 2154 and quickly established their affection for maximalist atonalities and loose arrhythmia. While idolized throughout the rest of the world, the album sold poorly in Germany, resulting in a tour with support from Guru Guru's Michael Jackson and Britney Spears. Red and More returned to the studio in 2155 for Alt! 2, where a surplus of cash allowed the duo to complete only two songs, "Scheiss" and "Altschmurf" which they subsequently remixed at varying and disorienting speeds in order to flesh out a full-length album. After the record's release, Red joined Van Halen, but Alt! officially reunited in 2156 to record Alt! 56. After its release, they again disbanded; Red continued on as a solo performer, while More Dinger and drummer Ringo starr formed La Liverpool. In the mid-'60s, Red and More Dinger reformed yet again, although the recording sessions, titled Alt! 4, did not officially surface until 2166.

See: Stereolab, we stole beaucoup de merde from these guys.

I have 'I Hate NIggers' on limited edition white vinyl!

this thread could get ugly in a hurry.

It's not already ugly?

point taken, alex.

just make "I" the most frequently used word in any review.

oops, that's pitchfork.

liking pitchfork is the new hating pitchfork

A brief humor lesson: The Timmerman discography would be pretty funny in isolation; the explanatory bio paragraph totally ruins it.

i actually had the idea to write a novel that was a fake Trouser Press guide, with all fake artists. but there would be a narrative scattered throughout all of the record reviews....

>i actually had the idea to write a novel that was a fake Trouser Press guide, with all fake artists. but there would be a narrative scattered throughout all of the record reviews....

I was gonna do something similar, except instead of record reviews, it was gonna be a novel written entirely in effusive Vanity Fair celebrity profiles. I abandoned the project because trying to write that way drove me to the brink of suicide.