Do me one better: The name of my imaginary Christian Numetal band is...

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Spittle

Named, of course, after the verse (first album title?) wherein J.C. spits in the dirt, creates a little mud pack with his spittle, and rubs it into the blind man's eyes, thus restoring his sight. The word Spittle on the cover would naturally be in the style of Mayhem or some such.

Top that!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Golgotha and the Cruciphones!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Stigmata (but it's probably already been used)

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Limp Wafer

― dave q, Monday, 24 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttsteak, New Jersey

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Christian Metal Band or Star Trek Episode?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Stations of the Cross

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Jesus Christian Science Monitor Lizard

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Demon Slayer
Chosen

― Pete S, Monday, 24 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Blood of the Father

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Loaves and Vicious

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Christ Superweapon!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sect Pistols

(sorry)

― Pete S, Monday, 24 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sect Epistles

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Bäptizör!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

[side note: I heard a story a long time ago about some christian software company licensing the Doom engine to make a christian video game out of it. I kept wondering what the christian equivalent of the BFG9000 (Big Fucking Gun) Superweapon would be? The BFJ2000ad (Big Fucking Jesus)? Does it make a sound like the trump of doom when it shoots?]
(xposts)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Crucithorn.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Altared Images

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Baptizor is my bass player. He WISHES we'd name the band after him!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the idea not to sound like you're anything to do with all that, so that vacant 13 yr olds will look at a band like Spittle and go
'cool name!' and get suckered into going to see them?

― Pete S, Monday, 24 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

don't laugh. It worked for Stryper.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Konfeshunn!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

a few good friends of mine started an imaginary X-ian rock band named "Vox Domini" a few years ago

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Resurrect THIS!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Rizzin!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ Box
Apostlez
3 Dayz in Hell
Motherfucker of God

― Pete S, Monday, 24 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Cup of My Blood

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Bible Tribe

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jane's Genuflection

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Yaweh Yaweh Yawehs

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

How bout a Christian boy band - Given 4 U

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jordan Cohen and the Holy Grail

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Tez'tament

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ampmacculate Conception

― Michael Patrick Brady (Michael Patrick Brady), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos,

The game you're thinking about was called Super Noah's Ark 3D, which used the Wolfenstein 3D (the precusor of Doom) on the Super Nintendo. You actuallly fed animals instead of killing people.....here's a brief view (there's alot out there about this if you google)

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamesnoah3d.html

The company was called Wisdom Tree and they did a bunch of fairly bizarre and crappy Christian themed games. I did a small article about the company in the classic gaming section of the March 2001 issue of Game Informer, my place of employment.

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sect's Epistles wins, in my book. That's plain genius. Well played, Pete and Alex.

~ Attackolyte
~ Nazarock
~ Peter, Paul, and Mary, and Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
~ Pew!
~ Vicar? I Don't Even Know 'Er
~ Episcopalsy

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

A Gnostic Front

― Erik Tripper (Erik Tripper), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the fundamentalists will not stand for anything gnostic. so that's out. strangely enough, they'll probably stand by metal. as long as you're not dancing.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Peter, Paul & Jesus

Thumpers

Nu-Testament

― Erik Tripper (Erik Tripper), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

disposable heroes of the prophecy

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Blood Atonement

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Stigmata

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Obedient Unto Death

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dead to Sin

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dominus VobiScum

― George Smith, Monday, 24 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jehovah and the Witnesses

― Christian Rawk (Christian Rawk), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Pneumatology
Where Is Boasting?
Kenosis

(Are these drifting too far away from sounding Metal?)

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Take, Eat!

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Salvifica

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Transubstantiashunn and the Kannibals of Khrist

― sucka (sucka), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Offtopic...
[ to Matt Helgeson: Yes, I've heard of the Noah's Arc game using the Wolfenstein Engine...but there is (was supposed to be) another using the Doom Engine.
Any details on that one?
(If it exists, I'd love to see it, just for the sake of shits and giggles.) ]

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Christian thrash metal... Manolord (album would be called "Warship")

The christian answer to KMFDM... WWMFJD (industrial beats and distorted latin vocals) their answer to the album ANGST and song "A Drug Against War" would be PRAISE and "A Prayer Against War"

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

New Improved Testament.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Resurrection (can't you just see the logo! Frazetta-like, with beams of light coming out of the rock-hewn tomb)

Rapture (ditto, but rising from graves)
and

Transubstantation (ditto but with lots of blood)

Magdalene's Army (like the KISS army, ya know, picture it)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Christwhore.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hizzownely Sun
Gethsemen

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Genuflex

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What a great thread!!!!

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Magdelene's Rosaries - an incredibly literate group of Christian teenagers with a flair for old-school Catholic vibes
"No flash photography or incense please!" coupled with an unfortunate lack of self control when it comes to thinking about the other Mary in J. Christ's life. "God, SH-SH-SHEMUSTUVBINHOTT!", their first single, denounced by Mel Gibson and treasured by his kids.

― p.j. (Henry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife

― George Smith, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ecumenical Council
The Rapture?

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Commandment!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

drop the Covet and you've got a sure-fire hit

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Greased Jesus

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ecumenicon
Blood and Crackers
Stormin' Mormon (Mormons only)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Pontius Pilate & The Nail-Drivin' Five

― George Smith, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The Begatten

RATPURE

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, the Unsaved Cleric Posse:
http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/icp.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The 20th Level Clerics!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus's Pals

The Christ Punchers

― Moe Sizlak, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nine inch nails

― k good, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

FLOGGERS

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

May blow your mind

― Cameron (Cameron), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mind blown.

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

MOTE!!!

Does anyone know where the hell Skillet got their name?

― dr. phil (josh langhoff), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the prodigal arms
donkey to jerusalem (or alternately... ass to jerusalem)
dove nuts
table flipper
body of the blood
the sandals

― msp, Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

PURGATORY!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Methuzilla!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Lazarust (need some umlauts on there, but I don't know how to do it)

― woly boly (woly boly), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold down Alt Gr and type the letter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Líke thís? erm...

― woly boly (woly boly), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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