Best Teeth in Rock and Roll

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Dentures, dental surgery, good genes, brushes three times a day, sheer neglect, whatever: This is the thread where we determine who has the best teeth in rock and roll.

Will it be Graham Nash's bright whites? Bowie's rehabbed teeth? 50 Cent's choppers? Jewel's snaggletooth? Dr. Teeth from the Muppets? Shane MacGowen's - well, does he have any teeth left? Did Prince ever have teeth?

Let's have it!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Marv Albert...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark E. Smith has got some mad choppahs.

― tobo, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Flava Flav

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.skynet.be/Wu-Tang/Pics/ODB10.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

All of Jon Coltrane's teeth had fallen out by age 29 supposedly, thanks to his lesser-known addiction: sweets.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alfharvey.com/Pics/Concerts/images/Pogues-4.jpg

― dz, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Not me, that's for fuckin' sure

― dave q, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Iggy Pop has some good choppers

― yaeger, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

best lyrics about teeth in rock and roll:

shane's dentist don't work too hard
always at the pub
shane says he ain't comin' back
till they're down to a nub
--mojo nixon, "shane's dentist"

― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark E. Smith

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Joan Jett's got great teeth.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

There's an evil man, who'll stop at nothing at all
He has a devious plan, that causes empires to fall

He can get ya when he wants ya, he can do what he likes
Cause he's armed to the teeth, with electrical spikes
He's possessed of a first-class criminal brain
And an unlimited supply of novocaine

Cause he's the
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
He's a
Death dentist
Death dentist

He evades detection with incredible skill
Interfering cops perish on the end of his drill
And thought the rumours are rife, nobody knows his name
So the CIA and the KGB and MI5 and Interpol all call him the same
That's
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
He's a
Death dentist
Death dentist

Now some people say he is out of his mind
Oh they don't appreciate the extent of his crimes
But when he gets in at you, you won't have no choice
You know you're a goner when you hear his voice
He leans right up close; you think "this is it"
He looks you in the mouth and says "this won't hurt a bit"
Cause he's a
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
Death dentist
Death dentist (etc.)

(The Jazz Butcher)

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul McCartney, because he was the walrus, and walruses have TUSKS!

Then again, Fleetwood Mac had Tusk too, I guess.

As do elephants. Doesn't Meg white have sharpened goth fangs or something, so that's why she never opens her mouth??

― chuck, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Paging Freddie Mercury!!

― tobo, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Baird from the Georgia Satellites.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Lower right

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UB6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew Sweet?

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

nu bowie surely?

― g--ff, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Did Madge get her gap fixed?

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It has to be Bowie.

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Juvenile. He made some great faces that helped.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Othermedia/Pictures/1998/snapshot.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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