Sting to give bad sex awards!!!

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― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

well, he oughta know....

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The eight hours included a movie and dinner and some crying or something as ANY FULE KNO.

I actually quite like this from Rod Liddle: "She came with the exhilarating whoops and pant-hoots of a troop of Rhesus monkeys, which was flattering, if alarming." At least I assume it's supposed to be funny.

Paolo Coelho: "I was the earth, the mountains, the tigers, the rivers that flowed into the lakes, the lake that became the sea."

That is a bag of wank. Sting himself couldn't do any worse.

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sting can do two bags

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM SEX!

http://www.davidlynch.de/dsting.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The winner in 2001 was this classic by Christopher Hart, which is just terrible, terrible writing:

"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north. Heading unnervingly and with a steely will towards the pole ... Ever northward moves her hand, while she smiles languorously at my right ear. And when she reaches the north pole, I think in wonder and terror -- she will surely want to pitch her tent."

Nice! There are more winners listed here.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

holy crap! that really is awful!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sound like Mr Gimlet is discussing where to set up the camping equipment, readers"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I give bad sex awards to anyone foolish enough to sleep with me.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

noted

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, perhaps that's not optimumally phrased, how about: I award bad sex to anyone foolish enough to sleep with me.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

talking into dicktophone.
(note to self: don't bother having sex with Huckleberry Mann.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, can we see more pictures of the posters in your bedroom?

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, you're mean.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm sorry ned)

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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