Whos more insane, Count Grishnacht or Ol` Dirty Bastard?

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Grishnacht thinks he will lead the elves of earth away from the trolls on a giant spaceship, and the other guy is Ol` Dirty Bastard.

But who is more hatstand?

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

He's Dirt McGirt now tho

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 15 December 2003 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Grishnacht thinks he will lead the elves of earth away from the trolls on a giant spaceship.

Grisnacht would get along very well with Louis Farrakhan, then!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 December 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I still pick Kool Keith.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Vikernes should be released in a staged `escape` then followed by secret cameras.That`d make for great TV.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Saturday, 14 August 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love to see a Count Grischnacht reality TV show. Ozzy could never compete.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 14 August 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that would be so awesome...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

odb. come on, have you heard the skits on his albums? mentally deranged is too mild a term for it.

― Lazza, Saturday, 14 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Give an example?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 14 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

in my version of the reality tv show vikernes and odb would be handcuffed to each other for a month, and forced to share an apartment.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

AND they would be under the supervision of an orangutan in a jail guard uniform.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to see a scenario where Vikernes had to live in Brooklyn for a month, and ODB in Bergen. Each had to learn to live the other's lifestyle. For example, ODB would have to eat more sardines, and Vikernes would have to go to MacDonalds. This would mean all kinds of hilarious laughs and misunderstandings. Also, ODB would have to record a black metal album, or worse, an ambient album on a casio home organ, and of course Vikernes would have to join Wu-Tang. It would be a laff-a-minute.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually Count Grishnacht isn't too bad of a Wu-Tang member name...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Better give Grishnacht his money.

― briania (briania), Saturday, 14 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

EXCELLENT idea, music mole.

It was "Grishnakh," if I remember correctly from reading "Lords of Chaos" or whatever that was called. Not that it matters, really.

― milaca, Saturday, 14 August 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

in my version of the reality tv show vikernes and odb would be handcuffed to each other for a month, and forced to share an apartment.

"On November 13th, Count Grishnak Unger was asked to remove himself from his corrupted temple of residence. That request came from his Scarlet Woman. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, ODB Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's Ho's had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced media celebrities share an apartment without driving each other craz...uh...crazier?"
Cue theme music to the "ODB Couple".

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 14 August 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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