Wu-Tang spoken intros: POO

I'm not really talking about the intros the Wu themselves do, eg. "Torture, motherfucker, torture".

"Choose the sword and you join me ... choose the ball and you join your mother - in death ... you do not understand my words ... but you must choose ... so come boy.... choose life dor death"

The intro to Bulletproof Wallets, it begins all sensitively and with sweeping string music and Ghost, presumably, is talking like "i was just thinking, of niggas that died and shit, people dont be buyin' our shit" etc and someone else is talking with him and sort of consoling him all like "for real man, i know what you mean", and then a third voice starts softly and says "sure i hear that" and then gets louder and goes "but the BOTTOM LINE, THE BOTTOM LINE IS.......................

NIGGAZ GON' FUCK AROUND AND GET THEY BALLOONS POPPED".

the crazy voice sounds like ODB a bit.

tiger style

I will always love the intro to "Severe Punishment."

guy #1: I despise your killing, and raping. You're... despicable.

guy #2: Are you...my judge?

guy #1: It's just...you should be punished. I'm going to chop off your arm. So are you ready?

bang them shits with a spiked bat!

"first you wreck our town, now you want to rape a girl"?
"we do want we want around here....ha ha ha ha ha"

Cappadonna - The Pillage

Taking Sides: Shogun Assassin samples vs. The Killer samples. I don't really see how anything else competes with these two.

[M]- Method Man
[R]- Raekwon
[G]- Ghostface Killah
[U]- U-God

[M] Yo what I'm sayin, come on man?
[R] Yo Meth, hold up, hold up
Yo Meth, where my Killer tape at ya?
First of all, where my--
Where the fuck is my tape at?
[M] Yo son I ain't got that peace son
[R] How you ain't go my shit,
When I let you hold it man
[M] Yo niggas came over to have 40 and blunts kid
The shit just came up missin' man
[R] Come on man, that don't got nothin to do with my shit man
Come on, go head with that shit
[M] Come on man, I'll buy you 4 more fuckin Killah tapes man
*knock knock*
[R] Open the door man, what the fuck, man, yo what
What's up
[G] Yo yo, God, word is bond, yo, Shymeek just got bust in his head
Two times God [word to mother]
Real life God, you know Shymeek from fuckin 212 [yeah yeah yea]
The nigga just got bust, niggas in the Black Land, god
Word is bond, came thru God from out of nowhere, God
Word is bond, I'm comin to get my Culture Cypher, god
And it just--, word is bond, crazy shots just went the fuck off
The nigga layin there like a fuckin new born fuckin baby God
[M] Is he dead? [word up]
[G] Is he fuckin dead, what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead god
What kind of question is that B, what the fuck you think?
The nigga layin there with this fuckin all types of fuckin blood
Comin out of his--
[U] Easy, easy, easy, easy, kid
[G] Yo God, whats up God, it's the God, god, word is bond
I'm waitin to fuckin late, i'm ready to get busy
[R] Let's go do- let's go do what we gotta do right fuck it
[U] What's up yo, yo we out or what?
[G] It's the god ya, fuck that
We out, got a problem man
What the fuck
[U] Nigga still sweatin
[G] What the fuck is you talkin about man, get the fuck outta here

i can't believe andrew took the time to transcribe that.

Nobody has mentioned my favorite!

"It is said when cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard. I always wanted to hear that sound...but to have it happen to my own neck...its...(grrglllgr) ridiculous."

haha thats my favourite too!

the foley artists must have had fun with that throat-cutting sound.

The intro (I think to Goin' Down) on Return to The 36 Chambers where he makes that long drawn out 'ahhhhhhhh' noise and then starts bellowing.