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Dignity, Xgau, always dignity...

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

1/ stop mumbling!

2/ a separate thread???!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wot? Enrique you are an utter loon.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

nonsense is good. beautiful. more of that.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I was trying for the Xgau 'compressed' style.

eNRIQUE (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

without the actually making sense part?

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Xgau presumbaly makes sense after you've studies him for a few years but, y'know, ars longia and all that...

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

We arrived in Fulham Broadway greeted by the somnolent remnants of singer Neil Tennant's last Gitanes. Six a.m. sharp. I turned to conceptual artist/wino Renchi. He was falling behind in his purple poncho and trouserless legs, and it was noble if not quite value for money that he declined the offer of shoes, as John Clare had done in the Newgate gaff in 1748. Atkins was having none of it. He was unconscious. Aware that it would still be a full four hours before the Virgin Megastore imperiously facing us opened - hiding John Christie's old radioactive tip - we had to find breakfast. It was no good. The passing singer Lionel Richie pointed us in the direction of Maff's Caff at the wrong, and therefore correct, end of Peterborough Road. Sweatshops with flesh for steam. Scrawled on the fourth wall to our right: "CHRISTIAN GOLDMAN IS THE FUTURE." Tell that to Alexander Baron, in 1968 still mopping up the unattached semen remaining when the bulldozers moved into Blake's old garden gaff at Hercules Road. Then we realised that the fourth wall was in fact Maff's Caff.

We sauntered in limpingly. The noble potter Grayson Perry insisted on standing his round of full English breakfasts. Steaming with sweat and grease, the oils found fair purchase in our abdomens. Maff's Caff. We mused and mutated. Facc Maccs. Scottish phobia; the easy virtue of Adam Smith still met with noblesse resistance this far west of Tintagel House, from which I had purchased a selection of Charlie Richardson phone tap logbooks for four quid in 1971.

BRUNO LIVE WANDSWORTH TOWN HALL. MOMUS WAS FITTED UP BY MARY CHAIN. xTY&*SEEEN SKREECHIN KRU. GOD CHOPS THE TREE OFF OUR SIN HEAD.

The New Pornographers indeed. I looked at conceptual artist Jimmy Cauty and he returned my steadfast gaze in kind. No need to hear the record now; we had already experienced it on these walls. In the grease. Nothing fits in Fulham. The staggering Blue Elephant marks the boundary. After Dawes Road it's no man's land. We had to make a move. I suggested a breezy early morning stroll to Bicester. By the time we had extracted ourselves from the mud caking the electrified fences (CITIZENS KEEP OUT) circumlocuting the outlying fields of Garsington, Renchi had finally navigated the Thames Water Tower. Salvation through the colour blue. Derek Jarman's Dungeness drowning in Shepherds Bush.

Iain St Claire, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, there's *always* room for Iain Sinclair pisstakes on my threads.

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN INTRODUCED TO JAY-Z YET.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, no relation. Honest.

Spontaneous Existence Failure (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

OH. FOR. FUCK'S. SAKE. I. WAS. BEING. TONGUE.-.IN.-.CHEEK. GAH!

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea that was you. Nice one.

eNRIQUE (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not responsible for this thread."

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I rather suspect someone upthread's been reading "Smoke".

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea that "Iain St Claire" is anyone other than Marcello seems ludicrous to me ...

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but you know him relative well, no? And he *is* using someone else's surname. And on a topic that is often touched on by the actual owner of that surname. Which is a bit rum!

Enrique Morley (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

depends what you mean by "relatively well" - I've never *met* him, or anything. he might have been partially inspired by the scattershot quality of my last blog entry, though :).

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Robin's last blog entry (i.e. the Antonia Forest one) was one of the best and most passionate I'd read this year. Really moving.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks for that, Marcello. I was more nervous than usual about the response, I have to admit.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you not met? Still, to a newbie it's not *that* easy distinguishing ppl, and with the history...

What I can get out of that entry is great, but I'm afraid it's a ref I don't get, Forest. Plus Dixon folded what? 1960 and the BBC was definitely more progressive than ITV in the 60s.

Hoggartists Simon or Richard?

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Either would do, I reckon - witness Hoggart junior in the Grauniad recently lambasting the deceased Gregory Peck because he didn't laugh at one of SH's crap jokes on Start The Week, and then in his next column oozing grief over what a splendid and loveable chap Denis Thatcher was.

Dixon, rather astonishingly, ran on the BBC until 1976, when Jack Warner was already in his eighties.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

For serious? Z-Cars barely outlasted it? It's fair nuff to dislike Hoggart (R) b-b-b-but in context I thought it was okay, wrong but useful, I suppose. Put against his contemporaries (ie full-on CP anti-pop or full-on establishment anti-pop). Rockist reading of club singing excepted...

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique - yep, the BBC was more progressive in the 60s (funnily enough I was only last weekend reading the bit of David Docherty's "Running The Show", a fine piece of media and social history over and above its ostensible subject of London Weekend Television, which deals with the ITA's desire in the 60s to move ITV away from its early reliance on populist light entertainment formats), but that was only really because of Hugh Greene's influence as director-general; he wasn't afraid to axe declining formats and outmoded programmes, even whole styles of programme (witness the way he ended the quintessentially Macmillan-era "Tonight" in 1965 just as the Swinging Britain era was sweeping in to render it suddenly at least one step behind, whereas at its launch in 1957 it had been many steps ahead). Charles Curran (1969-77) and Ian Trethowan (1977-82) were more cautious, more conservative, much more likely to kowtow to Mary Whitehouse et al whereas Greene had refused even to see her (cf the banning of "Brimstone and Treacle") and they were much more inclined to keep outmoded formats going out of their time. If Greene's successor had been someone of his questing, radical ilk - someone like Alasdair Milne (who of course *did* get the job in 1982 before being effectively sacked by Thatcher in '87) or Grace Wyndham Goldie or Michael Peacock (who looked on course to be DG, possibly as Greene's successor, until he left for LWT as they were preparing to come on air in 1967/68) - Dixon surely wouldn't have continued until 1976, and the Black and White Minstrel Show surely wouldn't have continued until around 1978/79 (which it *did*; by the end the ratings were down to about three or four million).

I genuinely have no idea whether or not Simon (and the equally dreadful Paul) Hoggart are related to Richard! My use of the term "Hoggartism" was meant to refer to the puritan-socialist resistance to American-led popular culture which was at least partially responsible for the new upper working class' rejection of Labour in the 1959 election; in my as-yet unwritten piece on the Daily Mirror, which will probably be up on the blog later today, I'll mention that the paper (read by vast numbers of ITV-watching Labour-voting industrial working-class people when we still had etc etc) organised mass burnings of the 1962 Pilkington Report, which condemned ITV in the most paternalistic terms, and which had been very strongly influenced by Hoggart. As for Antonia Forest, the most complete website on her actual works is http://www.maulu.demon.co.uk/AF but there is much else out there; a google will lead you to everything I mentioned, among other things ...

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique - what you say about R Hoggart is exactly my view! "wrong but useful" is a good description - for all his faults, he was a skilful sociologist with far more understanding of the complexities of British life in his time than Communists or Hartwellian arch-reactionaries ever had.

The unfortunate truth though is that he had more influence on bringing about the Macmillan landslide than he did on the Wilson one. Not necessarily a criticism if viewed from an ideologically purist perspective, but surely a criticism if - like me, ultimately - your first priority is Labour's electoral prowess.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

incidentally I have the Radio Times to prove that the last series of Dixon of Dock Green indeed went out in the spring of 1976, although by that time the character of Dixon, although still appearing in the series, had retired - it is hard to believe that it continued until Jack Warner was 80. Z Cars, like Malcolm Saville's Lone Pine series, finished in September 1978.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

puritan-socialist resistance to American-led popular culture which was at least partially responsible for the new upper working class' rejection of Labour in the 1959 election

Re: Hoggart -- I don't think they were related, I just knew you disliked both!! That's v interesting about Pilkington, but it's probably doubled-edged in that Pilkington also made possible a lot of what was good about the BBC even if it was 'paternalistic' -- which is a very tricky term, surely? I mean is it paternalistic to recommend, advocate, endorse?

I think Hoggart was more liberal than socialist, and just thought that US domination of radio, cinema screens, etc, was no better than old establishment cultural autarky, and advocated a wider mix. I suppose that's paternalistic, but the content of US pop culture back then was equally so (John Wayne, Rat Pack, etc), leaving aside the wider issue of British government policy being so influenced by Washington and the trouble that caused for our place in Europe (not to mention for the people of Vietnam, Libya, etc).

I've googled Forest, but I never knew her work when younger.

1978 -- also year of BBC's never seen since 'Law and Order' 4-parter, a Tony Garnett series on, erm, law and order. Never sold for export! Often lumped in with 'Brimstone and Treacle' and Clarke's original 'Scum' (and Ian McEwan's 'Solid Geometry', fibnally adapted for TV last autumn).

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon Hoggart is Richard Hoggart's son.

I have it in my head that they look almost identical but I may just be remembering two separate images of Simon.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey! Inauspicious thread title, but packed with useful info! Cheers!

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique I don't doubt that Hoggart had some decent ideas, and of course the BBC had a creative golden age in the years after Pilkington (especially with much of early BBC2 - one of the key factors about the report was that it gave the BBC the third channel), and of course there was a lot of outmoded and tired Light Ent on early ITV - I've seen what I imagine to be a fairly representative 1964 Sunday Night at the London Palladium, and it's fucking dreadful (Freddie and the Dreamers are the headline act, although most of the show is steeped in old-time variety). The thing is, though, that MILLIONS OF "NATURAL LABOUR VOTERS" LIKED IT, like they do Pop Idol now, and while I don't mind it when Tory paternalists see themselves as inherently "above" such people, I always get a bit queasy when people of "the left" take that slant. If Hoggart was indeed more liberal than socialist he'd have been edging more towards an intellectual elite and away from notional claims to "the mass" anyway, which would justify his cultural position in context.

You have to remember that what you saw upthread was my practical centre-left politician side, and also my "well, yes, I *do* enjoy Lil' Jon and the East Side Boyz and it causes some pain to flaunt it but it would cause more pain to hide it" side - my total unrestrained idealist side, which I've displayed here in the past, would have been considerably more sympathetic to "The Uses of Literacy" et al. I'd be wary of connecting closeness to Washington in foreign policy with American cultural dominance, though (speaks someone who has long been guilty of same) - Germany stood up to the US admirably over Iraq, yes, but it's practically impossible to criticise the influence of hip-hop there without being called a neo-Nazi, whereas here practically everyone understands the difference (obviously there are historical reasons, and quite understandable ones at that).

One surprising thing about Pilkington, incidentally - the Daily Express (paper of the lower middle classes who weren't afraid of commercialism but - crucially - in 1962 still aspired to ultimately being seen as "above" it) agreed with its anti-ITV slant, not least because it had always been anti-ITV in the pre-Thatcher petit-bourgeois sense. The Daily Telegraph, paper of the landed classes which the anti-ITV petit-bourgeois were aspiring to join, actually disagreed with the Pilkington report and called it "elitist" or somesuch (can't recall their exact phraseology re. Pilkington, but it was the kind of thing that the Mirror might have said about the Telegraph itself).

I never really knew about Antonia Forest until I was 20 - I vaguely remembered the names of Kingscote school and Nicola and Lawrie Marlow from an old 70s children's quiz book which alluded to them, but she was out of print and out of vogue by my (and your) time. Any responses from the googling yet?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(From henceforth I am using the phrase "pot calling the kettle a robot".)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I say nothing.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly, i think Enrique is a fucking genius. He has to be. Because I never understand anything he posts. Must all be over my head.

El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, I'm like Carmody's mini-me. Check his blog. I don't agree with all of it (I think a look at Jane Austen's novels might confuse his ideas about the joins and breaks between the industrial bourgeoisie and the old upper classes in Britain, and I also think the US and Germany would have eclipsed us anyway from the 1870s) but it's some hott shit.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My g/f had read Forest. She don't have time to ilx though.

I always get a bit queasy when people of "the left" take that [anti-Pop Idol] slant

Aye. Thing is, I read heat, watch Pop Idol and other lesser reality shows, listen to US chart pop, etc, etc, etc, and most of it fairly non-ironically. For example, the most positive review of Beyonce's new movie 'The Fighting Temptations' was by me in T1m3 0ut. But the thing is I think many of these products do shore up nasty modes of thinking -- I mean, cinema-wise, I have *literally* heard colleagues (in their thirties) use the word 'sk1nnies' to mean Africans since, and only since, the film 'Black Hawk Down'. Small example, but I think chilling.

The films I really love are European, and there the problem with US culture is not its content but its distribution stranglehold. I urge everyone to see Belvaux's 'Trilogy', but have to wish them good luck if they live outside the great cities. If, however, they wish to see 'The Matrix' then they have no problem. That's just wack. There is some connect between US cultural and political domination -- Britain's postwar financial dependence on US loans came with the end of protectionism in the cinema -- maybe a good thing, maybe not. (And if we're going to enter knee-jerk left territory, see Frances Stonor Saunders' 'Who Paid the Piper?' about the CIA's role in the magazine 'Encounter' (among other things).)

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 15 December 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't at all sure about Belvaux's "Trilogy" - I thought the first one stood up best as a film, the second I thought an unfunny waste of time, and the third admittedly has a great performance from the female lead but the cop husband kind of put me off (I kept thinking of Gabriel Byrne for some obscure reason). Also, the linkage between the three I didn't think was particularly revelatory or profound - certainly doesn't compare with Kieslowski's Three Colours. And watching "Touching The Void" this weekend kind of put the last 15 minutes of "One" into perspective.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 15 December 2003 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree about Part 2, but the third knocked me out -- putting the cop's performance next to his in 2 especially. I watched them back to back, which I'd recommend, and I loved it more than (obv this is early stages) 3 Colours: although the links between people were different (not mystical, quite concrete), I thought there was something revelatory about using different modes for the same scenes -- Belvaux knows how a moment can be tragic, comic, exciting all at once, I guess, which is why the cop character intrigued me. A lot on his plate -- he has to switch between modes every minute, and sometimes, as with the guy he thinks is following him, he fucks up. The first is amazing, probably one of the best French thrillers since Melville. These are half-baked thoughts, but I was knocked out, even if the mid-section suffered as French comedy usually does for me.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 15 December 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)


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