Ozzy shakes off sedation, gives thumbs up with tube in throat

CROCKED rocker Ozzy Osbourne struggled out of
sedation late last night and upon spying his family by his
side mouthed “I love you.”

Ozzy also gave them a thumbs-up.

The celebrity toper had been "sedated for two days" due to injuries suffered in a vehicular accident on his property.

It was unknown whether Osbourne had been under the influence of
prescription medication or alcohol at the time of the accident.

“There is little chance of [Osbourne] being able to sing ['Changes'] until next Christmas due to the nature of his injuries,” said a
medical person. Indeed there has been speculation that it could be
over a year until the rocker sings again, a disappointment to the
media which found his rendition of Take Me Out to the
Ballgame while partially sedated much to its liking.

Osbourne's slightly broken neck and hospital stay are "going to help his record sales" said a pundit named Mr. Nasty on Radio 5.