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In a spirit of unity this xmas...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"House ooooooooooofffff..."

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"jelllous luvvahs!!!!"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

*claps along*

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"ooone haaaand"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

donk donk donk donk
donk donk donk donk
donk donk donk donk
donk donk donk donk

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

*whips out sax and plays a wicked solo*

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

*drags car keys across iron railings*

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*calls nme*

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shake.. "

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

dom is avant garde!

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

DOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNN!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Bom Bom Bom Bom

(this bit = one step beyond)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hit the! Saucepan!
Hit the! Saucepan!
Hit the! Saucepan!
Squeal like! A Pig!"

― not mrs ewing (starry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that part actually equals standard disco template of breakdown four on the floor and kapow into fluorish (cf: michael zager's 'let's all chant')

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hein?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ONE !!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Two!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

thraaaaaaae!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

HOUSE OF!!!

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(too early, it's five first)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FIVE!

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sorry. But you all did skip the "one hand blah the other!" part...)

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*derails the song with an unweildy theremin solo*

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

SEVEN!!!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

lager lager lager

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

SKRONKKKKKKlangklangklangweiiirdowdscreeeeeeeeeeeclang dow dow dow dow dow dow dow dow dow dow HOUSE AAAAHHHHHF...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

[spoken] in the left speaker:

"Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about,
cos most groups make most of their songs about falling in love
or how happy they are to be in love,
you occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time -
it's because these groups think there's something very special about it
either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has,
you know to burst into song you have to be inspired
and nothing inspires quite like love.
These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone
by singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love
or so they would have you believe anyway
but these groups seem to go along with what, the belief
that love is deep in everyone's personality.
I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love,
we just don't think that what goes on between two people
should be shrouded with mystery."

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I....I gotta know your name

(this thread is now a mash-up)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"You really really really really gotta zig-a-zig-UH!"

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wind your bodeeeee, wiggle ya beleeee..."

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ahhh this looks like a job for meee so every body just follow me

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen!!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"EVERYBODY STOP!"

*drum solo*

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

David Letterman: "I like the cowbell!"

― mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

*Brief interlude during which the music stops entirely and the audience's reaction becomes the song*

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"YEAH"

"ONE TWO THREE "

Dang Dang

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"BRING THAT BEAT BACK! BRING THAT BEAT BACK! Y'ALL WANNA HEAR THAT BEAT, RIGHT?"

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

umm yeah..

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

WHATS! she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

― jed (jed_e_3), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

".. jealous lovers"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

.. and we outta here..."

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

word to your mother

― vanilla stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

B'dum dum
DUUUM de de dum dum

(that's the bassline)

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

That's my spine!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Spill the wine!

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Go white boy, go white boy go!
Gowhiteboygowhiteboygo!

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Black people!
White people!
Puerto Ricans!
Samoans!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When I say "hit it, hit it", when I say "quit it, quit it".

HIT IT!

Maceo and Fred go DOODOODOODOODOO

QUIT IT!

HIT IT!

Maceo and Fred go DOODOODOODOODOO

QUIT IT!

GET UP ON YEAH!

― earlnash, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

cling clong cling clong cling clong clong cling clong clong
cling clong cling clong cling clong clong cling clong clong
ANHH ANHH - ANH ANHH ANHH - ANH ANHH ANHH - ANH ANHH ANHH
cling clong cling clong cling clong clong cling clong clong
cling clong cling clong cling clong clong cling clong clong

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hammer time!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. Thanks everybody. I hadn't heard it yet and was wondering what all the fuss was about.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring the beat back!~

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the music in this song is great.
however, i find the guy's voice to be very annoying , and it takes away from the music, and for me, it ruins the song.

why are male vocalists yelling/drilling out their vocals, more and more these days?

get real, it's just not pleasant.

― reo, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Break it down, now.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

[[beatboxes]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the music in this song is great.
however, i find the guy's voice to be very annoying , and it takes away from the music, and for me, it ruins the song.
why are male vocalists yelling/drilling out their vocals, more and more these days?
get real, it's just not pleasant.

(Music Stops)

"Look if you want to talk, go to the bar"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hang the wallflower!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey don't bring me into this!"

― Jakobdylan (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Singles Chart Formats

CD 2 track
CD ep
DVD single
Ringtone
and now...

ILM thread

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No, uh, usually I don't do this but, uh
I'm gonna hit y'all off with a little preview of the remix:

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You know,
I used to dream about this when I was a little boy,
Never thought it would end up this way...DRUMS.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohhhhhh, oh, oh - KANDY POP!
Ohhhhhh, oh, oh - KANDY POP!
Ohhhhhh, oh, oh - KANDY POP!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SUGAR SUGAR

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

shake down!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

*sample from Hot Butter's "Popcorn"*

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

*Frippertronics*

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The siren suggestion was otm.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

*scat solo*

(how did I miss this thread??????)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh hello old nice thread. Nice to see you again. Hmm, is this a New Year thing? Will there be a top 100 threads program on Channel 4 shortly? I bet that Paul Morley will have a couple of things to say. This one may be in there. Number 32 or so.

John Robb (writer): Oh yeah, the "What the hell, let's all SING "House of jealous lovers" thread. I remember someone broke into "Kandy Pop" at one point...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

(how did I miss this thread??????)

A-fucking-men! Jesus this one's a winner and has brightened up my morning no end. Hurrah for Mark and his highly infectious lunacy.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

MOTHER'S IN A LAWN CHAIR!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Wait, wrong song.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

Today, the weather was cold.

Now, it is warm.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/poo.gif

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Saturday, 22 July 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahahha

― Confounded (Confounded), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

-- reo (manicexe...), December 17th, 2003.

haha man this made me laugh. context!

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Sunday, 23 July 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

GET REAL, MAN

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

BEST ILM THREAD EVAH

shake doooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

B'DUM DUM DUM D-DUM DUM
B'DUM DUM DUM D-DUM DUM
B'DUM DUM DUM D-DUM DUM
DEH! DUH! DAH!
DEH! DUH! DAH!

― the next grozart, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/poo.gif

-- Lmaoborghini (eman), Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:22 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

hahahha

-- Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:41 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Confounded, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

We need more of these kinds of threads. Too many would be awful but the poison is in the dosage.

― Cunga, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

I think I remember Hoosteen starting one for "NY State of Mind" a week or two back. Didn't get that far, though.

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

DONK DONK
DONK-DONK-DONK

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.offscreen.com/images/La_Jetee_Eiffel.jpg

― nakhchivan, Friday, 20 May 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z312/dsrochford/Lake-of-Fire-Bg.jpg

― nakhchivan, Friday, 20 May 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

the nerdiest thread on ILM. so uncomfortable to read.

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

love m@tt itt

― flopson, Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

A couple friends made references in the last two days on facebook and all I can comment is

SHAAAAKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

― mh, Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol nakh

― Princess TamTam, Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

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