What do you get for the music snob who has everything?

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In the tradition of the gift threads.

CD-Rs?

― Elyn (elynbeth), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gift certificates to online music stores.

― dleone (dleone), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

shaving cream, razors, deodorant, tooth paste, mouth wash, laundry detergent.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

shaving cream, razors, deodorant, tooth paste, mouth wash, laundry detergent.

after going to a few record fairs, this is too true

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

a life.

― scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A new pair of Chuck Taylors.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

scott is otm.

― Nihilist Pop Star (mjt), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a back rub

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: blowjobs/cunnilingus.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the ability to talk to girls.

― Nihilist Pop Star (mjt), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

a hooker

― Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

to teach him how to talk to girls?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

remove pitchfork's dong from his mouth.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Get them something that has absolutely nothing to do with music.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 December 2003 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

One of those oven gloves that's made of weird blue plastic and can withstand temperatures of up to 300c and can be immersed in boiling oil and stuff so he doesn't burn his hand when he opens the oven door and cooks his own fucking head.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 20 December 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

has he got chuck's accidental evolution of...book?

finest way to make a snob go: o fuck (if he bothers to read the fucker)

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 20 December 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you get for the music snob who has everything?

Not a thing, quite obviously... A warm handshake and a compassionate look, mebbe.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 20 December 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

a vacuum cleaner

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Saturday, 20 December 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

um, no. vacuum cleaner is a 'thing' after all.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 20 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Melt his favorite rare LP into a candy dish. He won't know whether to thank you or kill you.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

some of you seem to be assuming that this 'music snob' is a man.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not that unreasonable an assumption, surely?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I was using the generic "he," which I realize is unfashionable, but I insist on doing it anyway.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

A copy of Smith & Mighty "life is..".

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

and a studded belt from Hot Topic. Include gift receipt.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The PERFECT gift.....

http://www.earinc.com/images/products/p5/ringstopbox.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex--what exactly is that? Does it make the ringing in my ears stop?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, we didn't address the fact that this he/she actually goes out to loud shows. Maybe our music snob just listens to soft jazz. I know I get cracked ear drums going to any Kenny G show.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it might be a placebo. I've been taking it for a few months, and can't say it's eliminated the ringing in my ears, but is seems to have lessened. That might all be psychosematic (sp?) though. Give it a shot. Beats Ginko Biloba, I'll say that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Intriguing... and perhaps the best idea on thread thus far.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 20 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What's intriguing?

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 20 December 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a box of earrings? *smirks*

I'll get me coat.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Saturday, 20 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

A big hollow glass head (the type used to display hats etc in shops) filled with jelly beans with a big cork in the neck.

― aeron, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

A musical instrument. Maybe the recorder?

― everything, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

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