Which celebrity would you like Momus to spend a crazed night on the town with?

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I nominate Anne Heche. [Email address changed to generic one.]

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although, Anne Heche may be too topical. More surreal would be Debbie Reynolds?

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rupaul

― Jeff, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Minus the celebrity issue, I'd nominate myself.

How about *Burt* Reynolds though?

― Simon, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mr. T

― Arthur, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Burt would get drunk and punch Momus. But not before entering into a glamorous night club with the glow of cocaine in them both. Maybe Burt's chilled a bit. Maybe all of them? Momus' posse. Mr. T, Debbie Reynolds, Burt Reynolds, Anne Heche are the new Rat Pack.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christina Aguilera dressed up as a maiko-san.

― nathalie, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Momus and RuPaul? Nah....

Two sexual deviants trying to outbitch each other.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christine and Momus dueting on "Your the one that I want" from Grease with Neptunes producing. Momus deadpanning and Christine providing the emotion. Number one hit in Japan and Momus makes loads of money and keeps his indie cred by describing Christine as the next "pop" Nico.

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christie is the new Edie Sedgwick.

― nathalie, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christine and Momus quickly become an item and are celebrated in NYC underground. They are seen at Primal Scream and Whitney Houston shows together dances. Momus sets the fashion world ablaze with his daring Napeolan costume which is quickly picked up for the runways of Paris next year.

Little do they know that he has spent the last year rehabilitating the bloke behind Napeolan the 8th (they are coming to take me away, hoo ha...) to set to star in the remake of David Essex's War of the Worlds.

To start off with Momus shouting: Dirty....I love your music...you are nutcakes Dirty...I love you.

And Ol Dirty Bastard coming on stage to rumblings from the audience only to break down into rapping (forgetting the point of the War of the World's broadway show).

― porch monkey, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fred Durst, Michael Jackson and Lita Ford.

― jel, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eminem!

― Nude Spock, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ronald regan Momus: So ronnie, whatcha wanne do? Ronald: Nacny: Just say no Momus: ????

― Geoff, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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