What kind of fan are YOU?

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I'm a brown three speed, available at most department stores. Low, Med, High, with adjustbale aim. I have a lockabe sweep feature, also referred to as oscillating.
I also get as close to the front as possible and sing along, drunkenly.

Happy Christmas, you bunch o'grouches!

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What? I don't get it.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be called 'tornado' or 'wind tunnel.'

― youn, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I be a hand-held one?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and light up?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ABSOLUTELY!

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I change color?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I have a clock and FM radio too?

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Semi-seriously, thank you guys for this forum. It gets pretty lonely out here in space.*sniffs* I guess I've become...

wait for it...

an ILM fan.
*bawls uncontrolalby. girlfriend comes in. ask what's wrong. shakes her head in disgust at answer.leaves room*

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

We're here for you.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

In the words of June Carter: "a jay-pan fan".

― briania, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I just read this and realized how drunk I was/still am. (lockable)

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 25 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Really?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 25 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Here lies evidence:adjustbale
Oh yes, Aja, Santa has fallen off the sleigh. Merry Christmas to you and to your Mom.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 25 December 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Here lies evidence:adjustbale

Could be a typo.

Merry Christmas to you too.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 25 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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