Best Terrible Christmas Song

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Oh, there are many, but my votes go to Greg Lake's "I Believe In Father Christmas," which at the very least isn't titled "When the Apple Blossoms Bloom In the Windmill Of Your Mind I'll Be Your Valentine".

Or perhaps Macca's immortal "Wonderful Christmastime," which, as much as I love him, sounds like it took longer to record than it did to write. Really, there are many...

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 25 December 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend always listens to a radio station that plays 3 minutes of christmas songs and then 15 minutes of commercials. he likes the commercials though because they sound christmasy. but whenever im in the car with him, the one song i hear is Wham's "Last Christmas" or the wilson phillips christmas song. ugh.

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Thursday, 25 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The Greg Lake is thrillingly appalling.
Shakin Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'.
Mike Oldfield 'In Dulci Jubilo'.
Ron Atkinson 'It's Christmas, let's give love a try'.

― pete s, Thursday, 25 December 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Queen's "Thank God It's Christmas" is hardly their best moment, a really stupid and pointless Christmas ballad. Plus the title is a pointless rewrite of Sparks' quite tongue-in-cheek 1973 song title "Thank God It's Not Christmas"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

is that Ron Atkinson one real? sweet jayzus...

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The dogs-barking-jingle-bells song is a classic.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ron Atkinson 'It's Christmas, let's give love a try'.

I NEED TO HEAR THIS RECORD NOW!!!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The Porky Pig "Blue Christmas" rocks

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ron Atkinson's 'It's Christmas, let's give love a try' was released last xmas. He promoted it heavily on Five Live/Talksport. It was played at the end of Ron's Room 101 show a few weeks ago. It's a self-composed piece. He's very out of tune.

― pete s, Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a jolly good attempt this Xmas by teh Cheeky Girls of course!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Sunday, 28 December 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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