Travis "Beautiful Occupation" - yet another anal sex anthem?

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merry fuckin' xmas everybody

― dave q, Friday, 26 December 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the most decadent part of the Travis album, "stick it in the back, don't need an invitation" or "shit coming out of your mouth"?

― dave q, Friday, 26 December 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

nice work if you can get it

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 December 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

From a recent e-mail:

"At a cocktail party [Christopher] Hitchens told me with a straight face that the four most overrated things are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 26 December 2003 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well the following song isn't as subtle (ha), but I think it's a far more intelligent song than anything Travis could do. It works as a grimy sexploitation rap, but doubles as a disgusted, cynical "I give up" to girls that devote their lives to utter sexual servility while thinking it's really liberating. By Necro, titled "Light My Fire".

"What constitutes you bein a prostitute,
You lickin' doodie chutes for lots of loot till you gotta puke?
Drinkin' up shots of fluid, even if you don't wanna do it
You'll be a true who-err once you get through the manure
A whole piece down your esophagus, what an accomplishment
Everyone should acknowledge it:
you're a pig that can swallow shit

We've got different opinions
You feel women should be christians
Sitting home knitting and watching children
I feel women should be stripping and sinning
Syringes in em' trippin' while thier pimp brainwashes them in a building
You OD'd now you're hooked up to an intravenous
It's a minor inconvenience,
from the hospital bed you'll suck penis
You're not exempt, from being a wench
As long as both of your lips are mint
You could be dead and I'll still pay my rent
You'll eat the doodie from a swollen bowel
A putrid long stinky piece
that's brown like Colin Powell"

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Friday, 26 December 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That Colin Powell line still amazes me. Pure genius.

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Friday, 26 December 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I just uploaded it to my page!

Click here.

How do you think it measures up to the Massive Attack version?

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Friday, 26 December 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

a reggae-rock groove akin to The Police might've saved this song

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a nice, comfortable place to be a woman. I feel like I could just say ANYTHING on this thread, and it would be greeted with unfeigned interest and responded to warmly. Nothing from my past arises to disturb me; I feel as unfettered by various insults and slurs I've received in the past as if I'd been baptised by the kindness of a new, revolutionary community.

― laksdfjh, Friday, 26 December 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"At a cocktail party [Christopher] Hitchens told me with a straight face that the four most overrated things are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics."

Like he would fucking know. Christopher Hitchens probably smells worse than Lester Bangs so I can't imagine anyone being relaxed enough to fuck him up the ass properly, relaxation being U+K with that kind of thing.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 27 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Had Christopher Hitchens named five most overrated things, Kenan, surely Christopher Hitchens would have made the list.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

hi
please send me sex photo
I look forward to hearing from you

― saeed, Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh God mum stop posting drunk

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

At a cocktail party [Christopher] Hitchens told me with a straight face that the four most overrated things are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics

but all four at the same time/place?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

At a cocktail party [Christopher] Hitchens told me with a straight face that the four most overrated things are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics

Brideshead Revisited... Revisited

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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