Nicky Wire is dressed in a banana suit and gatecrashes a party and insists on starting a fight with you. He seems a bit tipsy but nonetheless he's getting quite serious, how do you react?

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Maybe punch him in the balls or something?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO is Nicky Wire?
WHAT is your obsession with him?

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh heh, that makes this thread worthwhile now.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd kick his fucking ass, that's what.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

you're such a retard, calum

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicky would get punched in the nose.

and yeah, you are a douche calum.

― Teen Challenge Drug Addict Choir (mjt), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's hard to believe yr even amusing yrself anymore

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Umm, go off and shag holly valance obviously...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I would just eat a banana in front of him!!!! And then carefully distract him so I could surreptiously drop the banana skin in front of him!!! Then if he's still whining, I'll tell him to step outside, so that he steps on the banana skin, and goes flying, much to the amusement of everyone in the room!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You should just do that to everyone!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

But everyone's not wearing a banana suit, so it wouldn't be as funy!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be the only interesting thing nicky wire has done in like a decade

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

okay even I am wishing these threads were just ignored completely now

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this thread is funny. Anyone been to the sales today?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Nicky Wire is going to release some solo stuff. This is called "I Killed The Zeitgeist":

http://www.ezarchive.com/torrmoz/AlbumSpace/7JXJRXHV76/IKilledTheZeitgeist.mp3

Would be better if he was wearing a banana suit, though.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 26 December 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://the-op.com/images/episode/206/000085_sm.jpg

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 26 December 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

omg, I don't even know what that picture is but the solo Wire is HORRIBLE

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 26 December 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

tell him to act like a banana and split.

― marty mcfly, Monday, 26 December 2005 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

beautiful

― acrobat (elwisty), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Umm, go off and shag holly valance obviously...
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), December 30th, 2003.

er, ZING!!1!!11!!!!!1!

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

Paul, you've gotta get over this "Calum was funny" thing

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiHHfnV9d_I

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

that is not going to happen.

― acrobat (elwisty), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Calum was great.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

like tupac and jim morrisson before him, calum was a man plagued by contradictions. [cue self-important documentary voice-over]

― richard wood johnson (rwj), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

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