If you found yourself with an unwanted telepathic link to Color Me Badd who insisted on appearing, magically, by your side and singing a full renditin of "I Want to Sex You Up" whenever you found you

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Cos it would likely damage your chances of ever being laid again.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Part of me believes the motivation behind this post was more spectacle than curiosity.

― Famous Athlete, Friday, 2 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You a fan of Color Me Badd, like?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon it wld work pretty well, as in "you thought that was good, see if you can work out how to get Justin Timberlake..."

― plebian plebs (plebian), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, thinking about that thread, that actually might help a person succeed more than fail.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially if they did the dance from the video in the chorus.

It's called breaking the ice. Trust me. Try it. Call them. Even with h.Vallance. Especially with Holly V.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that bit where the guy goes, "just lay back and enjoy the ride" would not be out of place as porn music.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"unwanted"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, there's the fallacy of this thread in a nutshell

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how my Safari window abbreviates the thread title :

If you found yourself with an unwanted telepathic link to C... how on earth would you ever be able to live a happy life?

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

If you found yourself with an unwanted telepathic link to C... how on earth would you ever be able to live a happy life?

― Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If you found yourself with an unwanted telepathic link to C-Man, how on earth would you ever be able to live a happy life?

Ah no I am going to make that one live>.....

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i have the color me badd episode of beverly hills 90210 on video. i think that answers the question.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Color Me Bad are the best band in America.

― Antmusic78 (Antmusic78), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

these latest threads are "better" than the old ones, i think.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 2 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

aka heightened desperation

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if that "Color Me Badd" band were to ever appear within my vicinity, I would ask them:

Why they though it would be a brilliant idea for a boy band to have a late-80s style George Michael lookalike within their ranks!!!!!!!!!
Why, despite this, they sold themselves exclusively to a heterosexual teenybop pocket money market, thus guaranteeing themselves a shelf-life of approximately 6 weeks!!!!!
Why they have such a problem spelling the word "bad"!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a band called Gaybadantigeorge yet?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd ask them to play "Slow Motion" instead. That song is even more ace.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, and I'd ask the "badd" whether they realise that, given they sang "I Wanna Sex You Up", they are thus indirectly responsible for the Downing Street Iraq "Dossier" debacle!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If it was "All For Love", though, you would get laid all the time.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"i adore mi amor" (sp?) was their only dud single on that album.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread makes me wanna buy Martika albums.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 4 January 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i would buy martika albums, but not cos of this thread.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim, I love you more than you know.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Color Me Badd == Increased chance of "Scoring"
Vanilla Ice == Decreased chance of "Scoring"
Wayne Gretsky == Increased chance of "scoring", though unfortunately, the wrong kind of scorage.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

His lordship OTM. Problem as I see it is that once you get her home, CMB may squeeze in on the action, leaving you out in the cold.

― plebian plebs (plebian), Sunday, 4 January 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ally mcbeal to thread.

also i am having trouble at the moment with making an, er, move, on someone and i think imagining this would be exactly wht would help me get the nerve up. although jodeci might be a better choice.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

So there you go. Thread question is nailed, bang bang bang bang...

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd choose Prince, circa 1981. Although this may have fishooks attached...

― plebian plebs (plebian), Sunday, 4 January 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Problem as I see it is that once you get her home, CMB may squeeze in on the action, leaving you out in the cold.
Must master the dark art of banishing Color Me Badd back to the Alternate Funkiverse once they have served there purpose.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The site's been dead almost a year now, but the wayback machine helped me out. Check out the active window title text from 2000: http://web.archive.org/web/20000831231239/http://thegraceperiod.com/

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

who can tell me the names of the color me bad band members?

― danielsan, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)

hector, chino, nicoletti and lucius

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago)

leonardo, donatello, michaelangelo and raphael

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Badd as in BADDD
http://members.aol.com/IStepUp/Color_Me_Badd_Young_Gifted_Badd.jpg

― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

kenny g really shoulda known better.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 September 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

mark, brian, kevin and sam...
im first ever teenage crush!!!
no shit, i was gonna have marks babies!
hehe

― franny, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

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