Ugly people should not be allowed to make music: Discuss

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

That would mean no Mogwai for a start (haha, fat ginga Stuart actually signed one piece of critical writing as Stuart from Mogwai, HND... HND!!! LOL!), no pudgy Pop Idol winners and definately no Chris Martin!

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, it's the attractive people who should quit. Ugly folks rule (but Mogwai should still hang it up, agreed)

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 2 January 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

If attractive people quit all my fave bands would not exist. And Debbie Harry would never have happened. Not good.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking thick people should not be allowed to start threads: Discuss

― , Friday, 2 January 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooooh, somebody else never got past HND stage evidently.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get Calum. How old is he? What are his motives? ...why?

― David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 2 January 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a Durannie.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Friday, 2 January 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

calum have you not learnt yet that what you find attractive is different from what everyone finds attractive? in fact i think the only thing you and i have in common is an attraction to emma bunton. and hey, some of my favourite songs are by ugly bands! look at loverboy! if ugly people weren't allowed to make music, my first band would've had no bass player!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

everything but the girl aren't especially pretty and make fantastic music.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

My question to C-Man remains:

Do you actually Buy any records by these lovely looking pop stars?

Holly Valance, Kylie, etc? Have you actually ever put money in their pockets? Or are you purely happy to see them around?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i enjoy wearing fur.

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 2 January 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Most jazz musicians I can think of are pretty "ugly"ish, tho I guess maybe they'd sneak in cos they also tend to look pretty cool

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man can learn nothing from this board. but that's not the board's fault.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Seeing as he's better-educated and better read than anyone else on the board, not to mention more moral, and he gets out more too, well, really it's us who should be trying to learn from him, duh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

these threads are dying a bit tho. they only seem to attract around 20-30 new answers each time now.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, that's such a shame, isn't it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised... Callum is actually Alex Zane.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

B-B-But you just don't get it. Ugly bands (The Coral for one) are invariably rubbish too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Check out this Alex Zane fansite: http://uk.msnusers.com/AlexZaneFanClub
It's either the worst fake-fansite I've ever seen [the mid-teen girl mis-spellings! the lack of any info about the person who runs the site! those oh-so casually-posed fan photos!] or there are some shockingly dim people in the world [who ought to hold hands with Calum and run off into a world of bad writing about shit horror schlock and leave us the fuck alone - why do these threads exist? can't a mod just blast them away as soon as they appear?]

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, that's brilliant! Someone give it its own thread over on ILE, that needs discussing properly.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, a rare but welcome outburst from mr cool there

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey Cal, sit on it!"
http://www.realmusic.de/images/aotw/795_bild.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex Zane is one of Zane Lowe's pubic lice, yeah?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Music is the ONLY thing ugly people should be allowed to do. Then we won't have to look at them and we can imagine they are just the same as all the beautiful people we get to see doing real jobs. Also, when ugly people make the kind of bad music that lots of stupid people buy, we will have an easy reason to mock those stupid people's taste that will actually get through their thick heads.

http://www.roir-usa.com/images/gg.jpg
http://www.bizarremag.com/what/58/gg-allin.jpg
http://members.aol.com/outershel/graphics/allin.gif
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp100/p107/p10731dn86q.jpg

― sucka (sucka), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/images/fejs_2753735a.gif

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i was about to say elliot smith...

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Friday, 2 January 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

I just hit 'random'. Where is C-Man these days?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

When people listen to your music, they're not looking at you. If your music sucks, it sucks. It doesn't matter what you look like.

― Nowell, Monday, 30 August 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago)

You people are fuckin' shallow. I mean, how do I know you're not a bunch of ugly motherfuckers with nothing better to do than talk shit?

― Nowell, Monday, 30 August 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to point out that the Who are among the all-time great bands.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Let me present... The musical leader of The Specials!!!!!!! (As in the lot wot did "Ghost Town"!!!!!!)

...

Case closed!!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Hang on!!!! Where's the image gone?!?!?!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Aha- no IMG tags allowed!!! Here it is:

Let me present... The musical leader of The Specials!!!!!!! (As in the lot wot did "Ghost Town"!!!!!!)

Case closed!!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Hey, how come you lot are allowed to do images and I'm not?!?!?!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Aw, he's a doll!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm against the idea, despite being positively divine myself.

I'm also against C-Man.

It would mean no Fall.

Although it would also mean no Architecture in Helsinki, so there would be some good.

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Shane MacGowan

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago)

ODB

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

I tend to believe that making good music makes a person more sexually attractive. For example, I find those other two guys in Saint Etienne to be very attractive. And I know girls who are sexually enamored with Stephin Merritt.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.