Pissed up Britney gets married in Vegas...

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it says here that Britney has got hitched on Saturday to an old school friend while drunk up on booze and then later decided it was a bit stupid and wants the marriage annulled.

Publicity stunt to prop up a failing album or another episode of "britney grows up"?

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Sunday, 4 January 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i think 'Friends' already did this plotline

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 4 January 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Michael Jackson ever do this? I think we should be told...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 4 January 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael is Britney's 'friend'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM Mooro

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 4 January 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!!

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 4 January 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

She's an old school friend of the guy who plays George Constanza? She doesn't look old enough...

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

How much are the Christian right going to be pissed off at her failing to recognise the sanctitiy of marriage, eh?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Good question

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 4 January 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How the fuck can you 'ban' Britney?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno about marrying her but I'd well spend a few hours between Britney's thighs - yeehah!

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and the chances that she'd have you there - about 0% - wah wah wahhh

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hours

― Aaron A., Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

c-man is a tampon

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

WTF?

Britney's really gone off the rails now: SHE'S GOING TO BE ON BLUE PETER TOMMORROW.

BLUE FRIGGIN' PETER?!!!???!!!1111

I hope she gets to manhandle George the Tortoise.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 22 January 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm guessing that's a uk thing

― andrew s, Thursday, 22 January 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember Cornershop being on Blue Peter, doing "Sleep On The Left Side".

― Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

c-man is a tampon
White, uptight, outtasight!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

blue peter¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 22 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Something about having a "blue peter" after manhandling george the tortoise. Or something.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 22 January 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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