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Brett Meisner's 10 Undeniable Thruths About Rock:
http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/thetruth.html

Check out the rest of the site, too.
It reads like a brilliant parody of rockism. Or just one
sick bastard spouting crap that makes Geir Hongro look like an
open-minded forward-looker. Damn funny either way.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure it's not parody? He misspelled illiteracy, for God's sake.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

he was talking about scamming old ladies too¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It is indeed a parody, which is both a relief and oddly
dissapointing.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 5 January 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

He calls Coldplay's Yellow a "pro-Oriental anthem."

― sym (shmuel), Monday, 5 January 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i love this guy. the whole site is fuckin gold especially
his advice for breaking into the music industry.

and the sample tour rider rocks

― radagast (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 5 January 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"As for England, who's past musical contributions - excluding U2 - have been marginal at best, my hat's off to you. Famous for good shoes and bad teeth, England has redeemed itself with Cold Play. God Bless The Queen. "
"A noted record producer and arranger, Rundgen was solely responsible for Meatloaf's 1977 masterpiece "Bat out of Hell." Just goes to show, good artists share their talents."

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 5 January 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the U2 wouldn't be too pleased with being called "English" :-(

― Rudolf (Rudolf), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that's probably deliberate too

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

as in 'this band is from England, AND WHO GIVES A SHIT?!'

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The tone is oddly reminiscent of Steven Wells actually

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

MUSIC DOES NOT SOUND BETTER ON POT

Depends on the music. Depends on the pot.

RAP MUSIC IS A PASSING FAD

Err....no.

HANK WILLIAMS AND JOHNNY CASH WERE NOT COOL

Cool is a relative term.

THE CIA KILLED JIMI HENDRIX, JANIS JOPLIN AND JIM MORRISON

I'd really hope the CIA had better things to do at the time.

STEELY DAN IS THE BEST RECORDED BAND IN MUSIC HISTORY

My ass.

TECHNICALLY, PETER FRAMPTON WAS NEVER FAMOUS

This assertion is meaningless.

MTV RUINED ROCK MUSIC

Hmmmm....jury's still out on that one.

WOODSTOCK WAS A FARCE

Probably. Who cares?

NAPSTER SAVED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

Dubious.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah! Stick it to the made-up character!

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i think alex is real, dude¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"He's a character!"

"He sure is"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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