Eat It Raw, Bitch: Your Top Five Sex Rhymes

TLC also made quite a few songs about fellatio.
NWA to thread
Miami Bass to thread
Millie Jackson to thread
Prince to thread
Janet Jackson to thread

I'm completely lying about making the cd-r; just making small talk.

the lick it song is Gillette

also, Digital Underground -- Freaks Of The Industry

keith: yo baby
lady: what's up?
keith: don't crush it when you sit up on it
lady: yo baby
keith: what's up?
lady: don't rush it when I sit up on it

Ludacris - "What's Your Fantasy"

black nasty's new album is pretty good, and he's finally made all his albums free-download on his website

some of the jams are surprisingly catchy

a couple months ago ghostface asked twitter to tweet back with your fave ghostface song and i said "stapleton sex" and he replied "u nasty"

big year for me and that was probably the highlight

anyway "stapleton sex" is incredible

ludacris (the awesome "splash waterfalls" and the never-sold-me "what's your fantasy?") and lil wayne ("pussy monster," "time for us to fuck" and "lollipop," all amazing) are the only other sex-positive mainstream male rappers that come to mind immediately

missy elliot obviously, and i can't remember if there's any specific sex song on pink friday (does "girls fall like dominos" count?) but i'd imagine any that nicki writes will be fun

ll cool j's "doin' it" is a sexy classic

i'm specifically thinking of "sexy" filthy songs though, "offensive" ones would be a whole other list

tyler's "her" is worth mentioning because it's so unfeigned and the hate is inward and he plays it for laughs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNej0Nonlw0

Say ho
yeah you
you like to fuck?
oh you don't want me to talk to you like that?
well, you like to make looooove?

also

nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese

just for the lolz

I'll be like - bitch, come over, let me smear your makeup
And kick you out my house before my grandmama wake up

missy elliot obviously, and i can't remember if there's any specific sex song on pink friday (does "girls fall like dominos" count?) but i'd imagine any that nicki writes will be fun

"girls fall like dominoes" isn't about sex though?

i guess nicki's guest spot on cassie's "fuck u silly" is her best sex rap

is that my cue? i'm lookin for some brain to boost my IQ
i'm like five-two, my SAT scores were high too
but i don't wanna brag, i louis vuitton bagged him
hopped out the jag, proceeded to sh-shag him
thought he was a queen, i dr-dr-dr-dragged him
back to the room and whipped out a magnum
slim, trim, also light skin - now p-p-peter, put the pipe in
yes sir, i am that bitch
fuck u silly, like the rabbit
giddy up, giddy up - now wake diddy up, diddy up, diddy up!
young money nicki, bad boy cassie
you wanna minaj? now let's get nasty

stapleton sex is a joyful, lurid masterpiece. a+++ ghostface twitter story

i always gravitated toward the creepy sex jams rather than the nasty ones, with stapleton sex a huge exception. i liked "let me watch" off mf doom's vaudeville villain, and i'm sure there were some creepy ones by kool keith (probably not off sex style actually) that don't come to mind right now.

wonder if my preference for creepy sex jams speaks to latent puritan attitudes

weird I don't get the appeal of Stapleton Sex, probably my least favorite song on that album (which I like a lot)

also that Nicki Minaj "sex rap" is pretty lame - it is neither funny nor clever

yeah "dominos" isn't really i just like how her idea of groupies is all other famous chicks

i love ghostdini, glad it gets some love around here. "stapleton"'s just a really detailed piece of porn that's aggressive without degrading. pretty much the most accurate summation of good rough sex i've ever heard translated to music.

and i laugh when he offers the girl a cigarette at the end and she reminds him he doesn't smoke and ghost goes "oh yeah i forgot" because it's kind of adorable how he's admitting to playing a character but gets all enthusiastically lost in it.

from the start "sex verses" have never really been nicki's thing. i always thought "dominoes" was more female solidarity than groupies.

my top 5 sex verses:

1. shawnna, what's your fantasy (remix)
i wanna do it in the canopy
i wanna do it where your girl gon see and get mad at me
i want a nigga that'll grab the weave and turn my eyes chinese
tell me baby can you handle me?
i wanna do it all in your mouth
then i'll pull the ass out, make you bounce til you pass out
or we can cut up in the grass and give the neighbours a flash
can you tell me who the bad motherfucker now?
said i wanna take-take-take-take a nigga back to the crib
and i wanna do all the things, do all the things that i never did
like i'm up on top-top-top-top of the projects gettin head
or you can find me in a dr-dr-drop-drop on dubs in the candy red
i like a nigga when he face down, mouth wide
polo down with them blades on the ride
gimme a pound with the case on the side
but it's okay, i'm gon break somethin tonight
oh! see! get on your knees
and i'll show you what's my fantasy
like up in the coupe, coupe - tell your bitch she ain't gotta be mad at me

2. lil kim, how many licks
i been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
aw hell, i even fucked with different races
a white dude, his name was john
he had a queen bee rules tattoo on his arm
he asked me if i'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a porsche and a farm
dan, my nigga from down south
used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
and tony, he was italian
he didn't give a fuck, that's what i liked about him
he ate my pussy from dark til the morning
called his girl up and told her we was boning
puerto rican papi, used to be a deacon
but now he be suckin me off on the weekend
and this black dude, i called him king kong
he had a big-ass dick and a hurricane tongue

3. trina, nasty bitch
more juice than a grape when you peel the skin
but yo, it ain't no fun if your tongue ain't in
whoa, now this where the madness starts
so nigga fuck me with your tongue til you lick my heart
i got a body like a coke bottle, watch me walk
so nigga work your mouth and don't talk
...
phat back with a real slim waist
can't talk with a pussy in your face
keep me sprung with your tongue like -
make me cum til i'm numb, oh yes
rub my chest, make me wet
doggy style, do it just like a vet
and lick the sweat, it tastes just so sweet
when i pop my cock and make you drop to the beat
nasty bitch, make a nigga sell his dick just to buy me shit
and just to keep me lookin raw imma find his shit
and if you with me, girlfriends, then shake your hind to this

4. new era, do it now
and um, i like head, i like head
i only said it twice so you hear what i said
suck it till my pussy bright red, bright red
and you never, never stop, even if the light red, light red
and um, eat the pussy from the back of me
he throw the tounge, catch a nut like an athlete
he say, new e, pretty please can you rap for me?
i told him if i don't bust a nut then it ain't happening
new era got these niggas on they knees first
and yeah he back up in that pussy like a rebirth
he got that pussy wet, wetter than a sea surf
sexy bitch, pussy tighter than a pink shirt
yeah, yeah, dick is good but the head better
and i get more mouth than a red letter
and your bitch ain't fly, she a dead feather
and hhe ain't pickin up the phone cuz we in bed together
all he know how to do is lick right
aw naw, he can't even throw the dick right
but he better work it out and get his shit right
because my pussy and his mouth gon have a lip fight

5. rasheeda, georgia peach
slow down, stop speeding
you're twentysomething, supposed to been stop teething
been 20 minutes, has this nigga stopped breathing?
i know he down there, i ain't even seen him
damn! where he at? there he go
i'm a superwoman so i need a lil mo
i ain't nothin like your ho
i ain't gon cuss you out, imma show you to the door
...
you on the run, got a federal case?
i know a place where you can bury your face
young gun, gon get you a taste
got a chick, let it go like mace
with your tongue, gotta know how to act
from the front all the way to the back
it's therapeutic and it helps me relax
i got them goodies, boy get you a snack
and then that nigga try to act like he don't want to?
hate when a nigga say what he won't do
you talkin to a girl standin on her own two
if i want it i can do it with my own two
so you gotta work it, do some tongue tricks
it takes dedication, i don't cum quick
so put your shoulders in it, catch a neck cramp
cuz i gotta have that tongue like a wet stamp

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